Ah Jesus good luck.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Yeah. He gave 30 minutes for the official club AWB announcement which wound up happening some 7 minutes later than he said. Feckin scoundrel that kid...
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That would be a dream transfer by any accounts, but where does it all come from?
Any background / context here on the poster?
Supposedly big twitter ITK, look at his previous calls. Everything is there on twitter i.e. Solanke, Van Dijk etc.
Read the replies to the tweet, he's called some big ones before.
I fail to see a single negative in our (potential) signing of Eriksen...
That still leaves Levy to deal with. Woodward will not come of that one on top.
(I would love to have Eriksen, frees up Pogba to go to Real).
(I would love to have Eriksen, frees up Pogba to go to Real).
It means feck all. Levy is the stumbling block not Eriksen.
yeah but also because its completely made up
Better to have Eriksen AND Pogba. And no need to take risks with Bruno, as well
though it would of course limit playing time of many players as he would be an undisputable starter and Pogba as well.Of course he has 
Probably
Hope it doesn't mean Pogba is off
Will not allow myself to believe that one. No sir. Nope....
But imagine a midfield of Pogba and Eriksen?
But imagine a midfield of Pogba and Eriksen?
Would be a problem without a proper DM still, McTominay will need to deliver big time. But a huge upgrade compared to what we have now, and no need for Bruno either.
feck it, I’m in.
Godspeed
What's he gotten right? I've looked at his Twitter and mostly just see Arsenal ranting. I haven't got Twitter, so maybe there's stuff I can't see.
Sounds like bollocks anyway, but would have shades of last season when all the smoke was going towards Morata and boom Lukaku. The smoke is going several different ways this week.
Sounds like bollocks anyway, but would have shades of last season when all the smoke was going towards Morata and boom Lukaku. The smoke is going several different ways this week.
Didn’t one of the ITKs say a double signing would be revealed on the 27th?
This is beyond Woody. No way he can pull it off.
Eriksen, McTominay, SMS?
Oh, he can pull it off, but would have given his Granny away in the deal. And his kids. And his wife. And his dog. And the milkman.
How many players in 1 day can we suddenly get linked too! I do think a signing is imminent because of how much smoke there is but come on... Maguire, Bruno, Pepe, SMS and now Eriksen! No smoke without fire... Someone is getting signed soon
aw blessNice work. First time this summer the cafe has passed transfer gas before Reddit.
Seeing that some ITK is saying there will be some big leak tomorrow about a player we wanted prior to his previous transfer that's now agreed to join us. A big name apparently.
Bale?
Whomever it is, I really want to know if Ole signed off on it. Considering the need for a CB, if we go and sign some galactico...it shouldn't be heralded as anything other than a full on farce.Bale?
Edit: unless it's Messi
They are now going ITK about upcoming leaks? Very meta.
He's a total spoofex and a well known bullshitter. Been pulling this ITK rubbish about Arsenal for years. When too many of his "scoops" are proven to be guff he deletes his tweets and/or account. Reappears at some point later and starts over.
Side note - that dbcooper reddit episode from earlier in this summer was hilarious. Only just seen it.
Sancho?
It’s neymar
That's the equivalent of a psychic playing to an audience of 10 000 people and asking "is there a Paul here or does anyone know a Paul ?"
Nice to see every club has these sort of plonkers. Simon is probably the biggest plonker of them all.
Probably that Welsh winger from Madrid
So in this ITK-driven window, not one 'ITK' has ended up being remotely credible have they?
I actually did have time for that xsimon guy but now he's jumped the gun on Maguire, strongly suggests his AWB one was a practical guess. Maybe he knows someone from marketing to get the announcement time of James and it went to his head so he drove on.
Nonsense the lot of it.
I actually did have time for that xsimon guy but now he's jumped the gun on Maguire, strongly suggests his AWB one was a practical guess. Maybe he knows someone from marketing to get the announcement time of James and it went to his head so he drove on.
Nonsense the lot of it.
Maybe someone from marketing was told to make some Maguire content just to be ahead of the game if he signs. Then that person tells Xisimon and he posts it. It's possible for him to be wrong but not to be a total fraud. Seems like people consider it to be totally black and white. You're either Ed's mate who knows everything or you're a total liar. Nothing in between.
Didnt he also jump the gun on AWB. Lets wait and see. Seems like a lot of smoke around this one
Woodward brokered the Glazers buying United and leveraging the debt on the club itself, don't underestimate Woody, he's a better negotiator than you think.
That's a good point tbh.