To those that keep saying Rooney loves the club so much and care about the fans! Here is your captain! Captain "Sprayed Wane" Wayne!
Rooney responds.
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Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
He's killing his legend. How far up his own ass can he possibly get.
No wonder were all on his back.
No wonder were all on his back.
We deserve to finish outside the Champions League places again this season if we continue to pander to this guy as he perform like an lower half championship player. If this club genuinely believes he is fine and should be in the start eleven any more then dear me, then we are truly run by amateurs on football matters and results wont improve this season or the next until we get real on football matters as we live in the past just like Liverpool did for many years and that got them nothing but failure on the pitch. We might as well rebrand the club to Wayne Rooney United F.C if Rooney can control the football matters at the club like this. He says he got nothing to prove and can play all positions, that is deluded beyond words 
Well firstly, even up til maybe 2012 he was good enough to get into any PL team. He's declined a lot since then too
And if you compare him to other elite players about his age (Ronaldo Tevez.. etc) none of those have declined so rapidly from 2008
Aye, the fans are right. I'm just not up to the standard United need so I'll be leaving In January. The club and the team come before me. That's if anyone wants to buy me of course.....what with me having a leaky mouth and losing the ball so much. Never been a United fan so I'm not too bothered about the club or that crap chap who's come as manager but I did like my pay packet. He, he couldn't believe the suckers gave it to me in the first place. Now they've offered me £10 million to leave....can't refuse that now can I?
He's cracking up. And we reap we all the benefits.
I expect he will start on Saturday. I completely give up - the people at the club are crazy and suicidal to be pandering to this guy. If they think we'll be making top four playing 10 men all season, well good luck with that. Ed can just do his budget/forecasts already for the next year end accounts, and make sure he deducts the amount that Adidas will be withholding after we end up mid table or worse.
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Yep, that would have been nice to read as well.
That's football, I think.
To much "we" and not enough "I" in there for me. I'd have more respect if he took some personal blame instead of grouping himself with the team.
'I dont want the people to read it in the papers first. It is true, Coleen and myself we are going to China in January. Kai is already super excited and he is wearing the Shanghai Shenhua shirt with my name on the back all the time. I cant wait to start this super exciting chapter in my career. I have won everything with Man United and want to win the Chinese Super League too as a cherry on top of the cake. It is a good opportunity for me to show Big Sam that i still have ambitions and what it takes to play in the WC 2018. Demba Ba told me already some great stories about the club and culture. I want to thank all my teammates and the club, especially David Moyes for that nice contract. And Phil Neville for backing me all the time in the media. Oh and i was the guy leaking all the stories to Ducker, sorry for that. You know, all part of the business'
'The national team manager and United manager continue to pick me and make me captain but due to the consensus on Redcafe I think it is best for all involved if I take a massive pay cut and leave for the MLS in the January window. I will take the pay cut as a gesture to the denizens of the Redcafe forum so United can recoup a good transfer fee for me in order to aid the important net spend arguments on said forum'.
Nothing surprising in there. After all, he has nothing to prove.
Rabble, Rabble, Rabble, Rooney!
Exactly, all of us on here can play in all positions.
Ranging from absolute sh!t, to embarrassingly sh!t
It's not for him to stand up and take responsibility. It's not like he's the captain or anything. Oh, wait...
Nah, he'll come on when we're struggling at either 1-0 down, or 0-0, and erm..not make any difference as the result stays the same.
He's an oblivious clown, feck him off to the reserves. Anything to rid us of him.
Maybe if all of RedCafe has tickets for the match.
Wow that was one scripted PR shower of shite. Rooney and his gang had enough of MUTV's uncencored phone ins.. Jesus this was bad..
I'm glad that's the case because I was starting to think that there are other forces at play here.
Exactly. It's not their fault he cannot trap a ball or make an accurate pass.
I don't know, maybe something about how shet he have been and how he shouldnt be in the team.
I actually think there's probably something in this and to an extent he is right. He's gone from being the focal point of the team, the one who the tactic was based around and the one who players looked for to being just another player in a system that doesn't really suit him with players who really aren't going out of their way to find him.
So yeah, he's probably finding it a little harder under Mourinho but that is, quite frankly, tough shit. He's no longer anywhere near good enough to be worth basing tactics around and he's definitely not the talisman any more. It's up to him to learn how to do the basics well and find out how to fit into the new systems.
Thanks for all the replies ladies and gents.
This is a really difficult time for him. All his professional career the media, managers and pundits have praised him and said he was world class, a legend, the national team's saviour etc etc. He bought in to the hype just like the majority of Utd fans did until recently. He is human and probably thinks that he is being unfairly treated and you know what, up to last season the majority of persons on the caf would have agreed with him.
Excellent work
Deluded. He'd never manage that many words all at once. And some of them have more than one symbols. sylillabells. Sounds.
Translation: "ffs I'm not replying to all those posts"
Been there!
I no'ped out at the 7th oneIt doesn't matter. He knows he has been shite, alright to say what he wants and I doubt he isn't trying to improve. Just don't start him for sometime.
I admit... I now belive that he has a status of.automatic starter written in his contract.
Thursday Night Focus on MUTV... feck me that's desperate.
What a pathetic set of circumstances.
What a pathetic set of circumstances.
Shut up, Wayne. You're done.
He's a grown man now - time to take responsibility. Life is made up of hard choices.
Don't worry, this goes well beyond the cafe.
Welcome to the conspiracy club!
I am starting to come around to this theory myself.
Shhh, me too. Everything surrounding his place in the team, his status at the club and how he has been treated these last couple of years suggests there's something going on.