looks like shitCurrent state. Unclaimed spots (generally) marked in yellow.
Gaming Sign-ups closed - The Europa Universalis 4 Experiment
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
@Organic Potatoes wtf?
I'll start running it tomorrow. Still a few spots left if anyone wants to join before then. Just give the details in the OP and I'll add you. Maybe you will be the one to conquer @Eboue? To wipe him off the map? To convert his heretic people into your religion? Oh, but I dream.
I'm surpassing you in power rankings and trying to migrate west to get as far away from @RedSky as possible just like in real life. This game is super realistic.
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@Rado_N is busy at the mo but said he wants the following
1. Moldavia
2. Disinterest and ruining friendships
3. Purple
4. Garth the Ripper
1. Moldavia
2. Disinterest and ruining friendships
3. Purple
4. Garth the Ripper
im gonna gut you like a fishFIFY
I'm so small compared to everyone else, feel like my country is going to disappear within 5 years 
Damn!
I missed this thread
I hope we do it again some day. Fantastic game!
I missed this thread
I hope we do it again some day. Fantastic game!Tunis
Diplomacy and art
Turquoise
Lord Badonkadonk
Diplomacy and art
Turquoise
Lord Badonkadonk
The Maghreb is mine! Inshallah! Inshallah?
Prepare for death heathen cur.
So much for diplomacy, stabber of backs
I figured, that's why I didn't want to start yet. Figured you earned it
Thanks bud!I figured, that's why I didn't want to start yet. Figured you earned it
Stobzilla migrated to Tunis from Moskva after he changed his mind, so you'll have to pick somewhere else I'm afraid. Moskva is available
@CrackersJr take moskva and let's rule Europe togetherStobzilla migrated to Tunis from Moskva after he changed his mind, so you'll have to pick somewhere else I'm afraid. Moskva is available
I enjoy EU4 but am not good enough for a multiplayer game.
Much prefer HOI4
Much prefer HOI4
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Moskva is RED.Stobzilla migrated to Tunis from Moskva after he changed his mind, so you'll have to pick somewhere else I'm afraid. Moskva is available
This isn't a true multiplayer game, it's more of a hands-off game where I give updates on your countries. If you want the glorious country of Tiber to conquer Europe, check the OP. I think I can still fit someone in.
Lucky escape for @Salt BaillyStobzilla migrated to Tunis from Moskva after he changed his mind, so you'll have to pick somewhere else I'm afraid. Moskva is available
Speaking of, could you pick another colour than Turquoise? Samid and PSV are already right nearby with blue-green colours. It's like we're colour coding by region so far
I could make you a darker blue-green if you want.
Fair enough.
Il take Lithuania as it looks free. Whatever sensible capital works is fine
Mostly interested in turning California into New New Lithuania, but lets go for trade and conquest.
Whatever colour is left is fine
Title: General Admiral Emperor Mayor Tiber PHD
I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.
It's becoming abundantly clear that this entire operation is rigged from day one. I guess I will go for the colour white.Speaking of, could you pick another colour than Turquoise? Samid and PSV are already right nearby with blue-green colours. It's like we're colour coding by region so far
I could make you a darker blue-green if you want.
Okay, here's the nearly (possibly) finished product. I won't start running it for a few hours maybe (I'll have to run a quick test to see if everything checks out anyway). It should still be possible to squeeze someone in around the wonky yellow crosses, but this is last call.
If you're worried that it seems busy and chaotic... I wouldn't worry. Someone is probably going to die within the first 15 years, and by 1600 I'd be pleasantly surprised if half of you are still around.
If you're worried that it seems busy and chaotic... I wouldn't worry. Someone is probably going to die within the first 15 years, and by 1600 I'd be pleasantly surprised if half of you are still around.
Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted woodland creatures!
We find ourselves in a most peculiar predicament, where absurdity reigns supreme and reason has taken a vacation to Bermuda. With a jubilant spirit and a taste for adventure, we proudly declare a war!
Love
The Balkans.
We find ourselves in a most peculiar predicament, where absurdity reigns supreme and reason has taken a vacation to Bermuda. With a jubilant spirit and a taste for adventure, we proudly declare a war!
Love
The Balkans.
I forgot that EU4 has hordes Eastern europe might have been a miscalculation
Eastern europe might have been a miscalculationThanks for being a buffer against the hordes.I forgot that EU4 has hordes
Also, hordes love states with whores.
I joined at the last second and there wasn't much left. Greece looked a bit small but appears to already be on the outskirts of Constantinople, so have a little regret on that one
@hobbers looks ominousOkay, here's the nearly (possibly) finished product. I won't start running it for a few hours maybe (I'll have to run a quick test to see if everything checks out anyway). It should still be possible to squeeze someone in around the wonky yellow crosses, but this is last call.
If you're worried that it seems busy and chaotic... I wouldn't worry. Someone is probably going to die within the first 15 years, and by 1600 I'd be pleasantly surprised if half of you are still around.
Sorry infidel, Africa's MINE!!
If you want Africa, Berlin may be a good starting point
Okay the test run went okay. I thought there might be a problem with colonies since we killed all the countries that did actual colonization, but it seems like some of you losers manage to find your way to America one way or another.
We'll start it up today. It might take a bit since I have to at least give you the courtesy of introducing all the new countries (probably in a new thread). Particularly since some of you might not stick around for too long. There's still 2-3 spots left for latecomers, but other than that we're set.
We'll start it up today. It might take a bit since I have to at least give you the courtesy of introducing all the new countries (probably in a new thread). Particularly since some of you might not stick around for too long. There's still 2-3 spots left for latecomers, but other than that we're set.
I've noticed that I'm surrounded by warmongers. I think I'll need a stronger Navy if I'm to prosper.
Permission to change my specialities to Navy and Diplomacy?
Permission to change my specialities to Navy and Diplomacy?
Granted, on the condition that I might very well forget to change it when I'm setting it up.
Here's something else you may forget
Instead of defence and innovation I want Military Discipline and Morale.
Is biological warfare a thing?
Maybe we could keep syphilis infested courtesans on deck for any invaders. Try invading France with a syphilis ridden army
If so add to my kingdom please
Maybe we could keep syphilis infested courtesans on deck for any invaders. Try invading France with a syphilis ridden army
If so add to my kingdom please