Eboue
nasty little twerp with crazy bitter-man opinions
looks like shitCurrent state. Unclaimed spots (generally) marked in yellow.
looks like shitCurrent state. Unclaimed spots (generally) marked in yellow.
I'm surpassing you in power rankings and trying to migrate west to get as far away from @RedSky as possible just like in real life. This game is super realistic.
I hit you with a flaming sledgehammer one time and it destroys a friendship.I'm surpassing you in power rankings and trying to migrate west to get as far away from @RedSky as possible just like in real life. This game is super realistic.
im gonna gut you like a fishFIFY
(Map so far, not started yet)
Here's what I need from you, if you want to see your virtual self wage war on a fellow Cafite (or maybe marry them):
Tetouan, Morocco
- Where do you want your capital (either a specific province or a general area - you can use this if you want to. Please spread around a bit. If you all pick England I am going to make you tiny. If you don't care I can choose. @Welsh Wonder has already claimed Wales, for some reason)
Innovation and Defence
- What are one or two things you want your country to be good at? (I'll try to pick a couple of national ideas to match)
Brown or yellow
- What colour do you want on the map? (there are 100 to pick from but there's no RGB or Hex or anything, so I'll just try to eyeball it and make sure there's a bit of variation)
Olaf the Fez
- The name of your ruler (the dynasty will be your nickname, we'll see if there are any dynasties left by the time we're done)
I guess add yourself to this list? I added a few people who expressed interest already. If they withdraw that interest I'll still add them but make their countries really bad. We can do like 30, easily. More if there's demand.
- BD - Lisboa
- Dr. Dwayne - Kolberg
- Crackers - Porto
- Solius - Madrid
- altodevil - Lothian
- Welsh Wonder - Morgannwg
- Vidyoyo - Stockholm
- Samid - Vilnius
- Abizzz - Baden
- V.O - Inntal
- P-Nut - Verona
- Denis79 - Bosnia
- hobbers - Constantinople
- VeevaVee - Roma
- KirkDuyt - Den Haag
- PSV - Warszawa
- Eboue - Paris
- Salt Bailly - X
- Organic Potatoes - Cork
- RedSky - Bordeaux
- Dan - Dresden
- Grib - Athens
- Igor Drefljak - Agdesiden
- AnotherLondonManc - Càller
- Stobzilla - Tunis
- BootsyCollins - Nyland
- adexkola - Dortmund
- Wing Attack Plan R - Qahirah
- Shakesey - Tetouan
- x
- --->
The Maghreb is mine! Inshallah! Inshallah?Tunis
Diplomacy and art
Turquoise
Lord Badonkadonk
Prepare for death heathen cur.The Maghreb is mine! Inshallah! Inshallah?
So much for diplomacy, stabber of backsPrepare for death heathen cur.
I figured, that's why I didn't want to start yet. Figured you earned it
Thanks bud!I figured, that's why I didn't want to start yet. Figured you earned it
Stobzilla migrated to Tunis from Moskva after he changed his mind, so you'll have to pick somewhere else I'm afraid. Moskva is availableTunis
Diplomacy and art
Turquoise
Lord Badonkadonk
@CrackersJr take moskva and let's rule Europe togetherStobzilla migrated to Tunis from Moskva after he changed his mind, so you'll have to pick somewhere else I'm afraid. Moskva is available
Moskva is RED.Stobzilla migrated to Tunis from Moskva after he changed his mind, so you'll have to pick somewhere else I'm afraid. Moskva is available
This isn't a true multiplayer game, it's more of a hands-off game where I give updates on your countries. If you want the glorious country of Tiber to conquer Europe, check the OP. I think I can still fit someone in.I enjoy EU 4 but am not good enough for a multiplayer game.
Much prefer HOI4
Lucky escape for @Salt BaillyStobzilla migrated to Tunis from Moskva after he changed his mind, so you'll have to pick somewhere else I'm afraid. Moskva is available
Speaking of, could you pick another colour than Turquoise? Samid and PSV are already right nearby with blue-green colours. It's like we're colour coding by region so farMoskva is RED.
Fair enough.This isn't a true multiplayer game, it's more of a hands-off game where I give updates on your countries. If you want the glorious country of Tiber to conquer Europe, check the OP. I think I can still fit someone in.
I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.Lucky escape for @Salt Bailly
It's becoming abundantly clear that this entire operation is rigged from day one. I guess I will go for the colour white.Speaking of, could you pick another colour than Turquoise? Samid and PSV are already right nearby with blue-green colours. It's like we're colour coding by region so far
I could make you a darker blue-green if you want.
Thanks for being a buffer against the hordes.I forgot that EU4 has hordes Eastern europe might have been a miscalculation
I joined at the last second and there wasn't much left. Greece looked a bit small but appears to already be on the outskirts of Constantinople, so have a little regret on that oneThanks for being a buffer against the hordes.
Also, hordes love states with whores.
@hobbers looks ominousOkay, here's the nearly (possibly) finished product. I won't start running it for a few hours maybe (I'll have to run a quick test to see if everything checks out anyway). It should still be possible to squeeze someone in around the wonky yellow crosses, but this is last call.
If you're worried that it seems busy and chaotic... I wouldn't worry. Someone is probably going to die within the first 15 years, and by 1600 I'd be pleasantly surprised if half of you are still around.
If you want Africa, Berlin may be a good starting pointHello @nimic
May I be a prick and change my starting point to the north of Africa please? I was flipflopping on them but have bottled it and would like Africa.
Granted, on the condition that I might very well forget to change it when I'm setting it up.I've noticed that I'm surrounded by warmongers. I think I'll need a stronger Navy if I'm to prosper.
Permission to change my specialities to Navy and Diplomacy?
Here's something else you may forgetGranted, on the condition that I might very well forget to change it when I'm setting it up.