Mason Nowood. Anyone.... Ok I’ll get my coatWhat nickname will he get? Mason Smallwood?
Suitable forfeits for these posters
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If Ole starts kicking ass and someone makes thread like this i am fecked
Epic. As I read this, I realized it was being narrated by Alan Ford in my head.
Nah sorry this doesn't wash.
People can be wrong about things but some of the stuff posted about Rashford in particular on here deserves to be called out. Both for the sheer stupidity and childish pettiness of it.
If people want to resort to extremist arguments or just making shite up to slag off their own players, there's no reason not to point out to them that they are bellends. It's been out of hand on here for years.
Player performance thread will never be the same after this thread. From today there will be a lots of love for Fred, Mct, Lindelof, Chong etc....
Oh, do me next!
I once wrote an unkind limerick about Chong. I know retribution awaits. It's over for me. Save yourselves.
I try never to go back to ridicule someone for something they wrote about a player 3-4 years ago - because every single one of us has made one or more huge mistakes in that department. I unfortunately remember a few of my own 
For some reason I narrated it with Harvey from Suits voice in my head. I think because the opening line is what Harvey always says when someone disses him
Welbeck was a strange one - in terms of quality he was really good - he just couldn't score. Even at u18 levels he could be unplayable and still go 4-5 matches in a row without scoring a goal
That's not the point. This is:I try never to go back to ridicule someone for something they wrote about a player 3-4 years ago - because every single one of us has made one or more huge mistakes in that department. I unfortunately remember a few of my own
Yes there are many posters on here who are incapable of seeing when a young player has special qualities. Or can't see when the same player is not developing to his potential, which was the case under Mourinho. I've always backed him and believed he will be a super talent. Those posters who said he should be sold and it would be the likes of Bournmouth, Burnley, Palace etc who'd be interested, should be dealt with.
This is classic redcafe.
Congrats, Wum, you've struck gold.
Congrats, Wum, you've struck gold.
I actually wondered in the Caf that Rashford was Welbeck 2.0. I’m here to say I was completely wrong. Tbf, I did come back and say he had a chance to hit Thierry Henry heights as well. I don’t see that as a probable outcome, but it’s now possible that he’ll have multiple 20+ goal seasons and be a regular in the England squad. That freekick he hit was sublime.
Seems he's gone down in his mother's basement.
Feck me you're off the rails man!
Damn I just ran out of popcorn reading this thread.
He was not a bad player, in fact we could have kept him but the issue was I never knew what his role was. You could not play him as a striker and even on wings he hardly was threatening. This is why the comparison with Rashford hardly made sense. Rashford can be a frustrating player but he has done more for this club in his short stay than Welbeck ever did.
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They should be made to have ‘Rashy’ tattooed above their arses
Especially when he's replying to a bloke who got his username changed for predicting Zlatan wouldn't score more than 7 goals at United
Bro you posted a shit opinion and you're rightly being called out on it. Instead of reacting like a child, you'd actually gain a bit of respect by holding up your hands and admitting you got it wrong.
in the leagueEspecially when he's replying to a bloke who got his username changed for predicting Zlatan wouldn't score more than 7 goals at United
from open play.
I stand by it.
Rashctually...
Is it not just simple enough with Rashford to say that he’s inconsistent?
He has fantastic moments, fantastic games infact.....but doesn’t produce them regularly enough (yet).
Saying he’s trash, or even worse, “just a pace merchant”, is lunacy.
He has fantastic moments, fantastic games infact.....but doesn’t produce them regularly enough (yet).
Saying he’s trash, or even worse, “just a pace merchant”, is lunacy.
Who gives a feck about getting Zlatans goal tally wrong. Maybe wasn't that far off if you don't count the penalties. Means absolutely nothing! Those comments coming out of the other poster on the other hand were just utter shit.Especially when he's replying to a bloke who got his username changed for predicting Zlatan wouldn't score more than 7 goals at United
Guys I know @Maradona10 once said rashford doesn't deserve his 200k salary. You guys are going easy on him.. @Maradona10
Wumminator is a legend of Redcafe and the internet.
Ineffective against a balanced defence, dependent on space, tendencies to make the wrong decision when on the ball.
I still think @Maradona10 rant is better. It comes from the heart, not forced.
Shit I forgot about that. How did you guys do?Yes.
This is more entertaining than the Arsenal game.
Ima second this one. Thumbs up for @Maradona10
Nah, the criticism was over the top. It's notq unfair to call people out for ridiculous posts, especially when they return with salt-laden comedy gold like @Maradona10
Do one fer McT~
Mason GreenwoodwardWhat nickname will he get? Mason Smallwood?
Rashford wasn't the striker at season start, right from first preseason game he was LW with Martial as CF. Only when Martial was injured, Rashford played as CF.
Also I kinda resonance with him. I once called Lingard as messi lingod. How wrong was I. Didn't realize he'd be even better now.
Will be interesting to see about Fred, though. Hmm..
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