[Livewire1974]

Going to watch some paint drying, think it will be more exciting.

 

[Sky1981]

There will be red card in this game

 

[Reddevilboy]

This game screams for a proper striker. I really hope we buy a striker before the end of the transfer window because based on what I've seen so far, we are fecked if we rely on Rooney.

 

[hp88]

Atkinson feeling card happy, only positive is he's booking both sets of players

 

[Ozio]

Mata must be getting bonuses with each back pass.

Doesn't help that his chemistry with Darmian isn't great either

 

[J-Stander]

Same as usual. Fine at the back, decent passing but no penetration and Rooney being shit. Mata does feck all as well.

 

[Bugzy]

Take the yellow card out of your pocket, face towards the player, and hold it up with your hand in the air.

 

[rednev]

Schweinsteger looks knackered.

 

[Sassy Colin]

At least he's consistent.

Someone's going to get sent off today, for 2 nothing challenges

 

[Dargonk]

Smalling not trusting his keeper at all right now

 

[Anustart89]

Mata just refuses to get stuck in. I love the little fella, but he's a massive pussy, isn't he?

 

[amolbhatia50k]

That long pass to Rooney is going to work one day.

 

[PvsNP]

Like a man suffering from premature ejaculation, it seems like we've done our best work in the opening two minutes then gone to sleep.

Our players are probably thinking Memphis' FK effort was a goal.

 

[Shane88]

One away goal in the last 17 months and that's what we're relying on for the season?

 

[Drifter]

Sorry but Schweinsteiger needs to come off.

 

[Bugzy]

 

[redhoop]

Nothing coming from the right - Rooney too isolated. Swansea are drilled and look like a well-oiled machine compared to us. We are still a work in progress but could yet knick something from the game.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Take the yellow card out of your pocket, face towards the player, and hold it up with your hand in the air.

Nailed it

 

[Von Mistelroum]

This game screams for a proper striker. I really hope we buy a striker before the end of the transfer window because based on what I've seen so far, we are fecked if we rely on Rooney.

Yep, we need that player who can perform a bit of skill and make something happen in front of goal like *cough* Zlatan...

 

[RedSky]

So... where are the goals coming from?

 

[Cpt Negative]

Awful performance

 

[devil in me]

Did the commentator just say one away goal for Rooney in 17 months ?

 

[Rooney in Paris]

Smalling not trusting his keeper at all right now

Can't really blame him!

 

[luke511]

Mata jibs out of every 50/50!

 

[criticalanalysis]

At least the ref has been consistent.

It's a very tight game, both sides have played 'well'. Utd should be the more dissappointed though because we expect better.

Herrera getting bypassed a bit easily. Needs to force himself into the game more even if it means dropping deeper.

 

[Adam-Utd]

We really do need a right winger with some pace. Mata is so limiting that he always wants to come inside, he literally never goes outside a fullback once.

 

[kouroux]

Doesn't help that his chemistry with Darmian isn't great either

Darmian does everything textbook for a fullback. Mata is just being a pussy.

 

[ken11]

Shaw is a running machine.

 

[NinjaFletch]

MOOOOOOOOVEMENT PLEASE

 

[Raw]

Did the commentator just say one away goal for Rooney in 17 months ?

Yep, the goal vs Arsenal away in November 2014 was his last one.

 

[LARulz]

We have been so poor

 

[ha_rooney]

So fecking static.

 

[Señor]

I love Shaw. One of our best players.

 

[Amethyst]

Did the commentator just say one away goal for Rooney in 17 months ?

In the league he hasn't scored away since Arsenal in November.

 

[Massive Spanner]

So... where are the goals coming from?

Own Goal is warming up.

 

[Arytonblue]

Absolutely clueless in attack since the 10th minute.

 

[prateik]

feck off.. Was watching Rooney in that move.. just stood there in between 2 defenders just outside the box for 10 seconds. Didnt move an inch..

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Young on for Mata anyone?

 

[Shark]

Pathetic attack from us.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

MOOOOOOOOVEMENT PLEASE

Is this another Rooney fat cow joke?