If there was ever someone capable of teaching Jopub to have a sense of humor, pleasing manners, and a touch of humility, it would be you, Jason.
The Arsenal Kids .....An Apology
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Naa just knocked that up in a rush
I s'pose this is where, as you once promised, to take apart every one of my posts at the seams or some other bollocks
What is it with you gooners and me? Just because I find you easy pickings to wind up, it doesn't mean you have to take it personally enough to remember everything I've said!
I'm honoured though
That's exactly what I was thinking.
We could do a skills exchange.
He could teach me to crush things like a beetle and I could teach him to use the right fork and open doors for women.
He has every one of your posts printed out and tacked up on his wall.What is it with you gooners and me? Just because I find you easy pickings to wind up, it doesn't mean you have to take it personally enough to remember everything I've said!
I'm honoured though
He often peruses them while crushing beetles.
You are his new arch enemy now that Van Nistelrater seems to have been murdered.
I was not wanking over the win - if you read it you'll see that - clear as day even - for someone like you. At various points in the thread I've never gloated about the win or the means by which it was achieved, just wondering how the feck it can upset most of you so much, which for all your protestations it obviously does
I was having a little knock at you lot going berserk every time our 'kids' are favourably mentioned, with a twist of humour in there to lighten it - was'nt that subtle although you too seemed to have missed it
.......you can do better
We're obviously quite panicked.
You are not capable of humour - at least not intentionally. We all know it. If you were intending to be funny, would you like me to move this thread to the General then?
Why are you posting in invisible mode?
Oh yep you're a master at winding me up alright - I can you feel you really getting at me with that superior intellect of yoursWhat is it with you gooners and me? Just because I find you easy pickings to wind up, it doesn't mean you have to take it personally enough to remember everything I've said!
I'm honoured though
zzzz
You've been gotten at enough that you're now posting in your own windup/gloat thread in invisible mode.
Nice one.
Don't be sad, at least you are smart enough to recognise that!
Anyway, I thought you had a sense of humour? Is all this proving what a twat you are stunted it?
Oh well, was fun while it lasted.
Did'nt know I was frankly
And does it mean anything if I was in invisible mode?
Your attached significance to that is ?
As for moving it to anywhere
? Enlighten me as to the point of that then unless it's to flex your uber mod muscles But go on, you do whatever you want with it - I'm sure you'll give us a reason for it at some point
Honestly Jason, what the feck are you on about man?
JoPub is getting upset.
I fear for the insects.
I fear for the insects.
Well spose I could ask again
What the fk is this about
invisible mode ?
moving threads ?
what are you trying to say ?
Giggsy had long been in the first 11 by then, wasn't really one of the '95-'96 'kids' or even the FA Youth winning side
You've changed your settings so that normal folk will see you as if you are offline.
You've started a thread which you now claim is just a big joke - if its a big joke then it isn't a football forum thread.
There was already one thread wanking over your win yesterday against a Championship side in the League Cup. Somehow you felt the need for another one, what with it being that time of the year again.
Now you've predictably twisted yourself into knots in your own windup thread.
You've started a thread which you now claim is just a big joke - if its a big joke then it isn't a football forum thread.
There was already one thread wanking over your win yesterday against a Championship side in the League Cup. Somehow you felt the need for another one, what with it being that time of the year again.
Now you've predictably twisted yourself into knots in your own windup thread.
You'd think he'd spend less time e-stalking me, and more trying to come up with at least half a decent story as to why this has all gone tits-up for him.
Great wind-up joke though this thread, it's really worked.
I've changed nothing and I'll repeat this for you
'I was not wanking over the win - if you read it you'll see that - clear as day even - for someone like you. At various points in the thread I've never gloated about the win or the means by which it was achieved, just wondering how the feck it can upset most of you so much, which for all your protestations it obviously does
I was having a little knock at you lot going berserk every time our 'kids' are favourably mentioned, with a twist of humour in there to lighten it - was'nt that subtle although you too seemed to have missed it'
It was a joke, it was tongue in cheek - any fking idiot can see that, read it, maybe you have'nt. I thought it might have a couple of mild banter responses ............but fkinell
........look at it ridiculousAs for tied up in knots - not yet not by you mate
As for the significance of invisible mode - jesus, is that really that important whatever it is you're trying to make of that?
1) Yes, you are wanking over the win.
2) Yes, you did change your settings to invisible mode as you're the only one who can.
3) Nice windup thread.
4) Beetles.
2) Yes, you did change your settings to invisible mode as you're the only one who can.
3) Nice windup thread.
4) Beetles.
It certainly has - your cunning plan had me fooled all the time
You need to learn to use full stops.
See what you've done! Now I've taken pity and feel I should try to educate you.
JoPub.
Victim.
Victim.
1/ Rubbish I'm not and never have at any point in this thread unless you want to point it out exactly
2/ Okay I give up, please please tell me why invisible mode is so so vital for you Jason?
3/ it had potential but turned a bit silly when most of you started getting upset about Arsenals youngsters winning a game - fk knows why
4/ I crush them
Yes, we're all very upset.
Crushed. Like beetles.
Who hide in invisible mode from the rest of the Caf while pretending to not know what it is.
And wind themselves up in their own windup threads.
Because they've won a League Cup game.
Against a mid-table Championship side.
Bravo.
Victims.
Crushed. Like beetles.
Who hide in invisible mode from the rest of the Caf while pretending to not know what it is.
And wind themselves up in their own windup threads.
Because they've won a League Cup game.
Against a mid-table Championship side.
Bravo.
Victims.
Please dont stop.
First you so wound me up and now the additional bonus of being educated by you
I feel I could really learn something here
How exactly am I "hiding" whilst I post and my posts are here and can be seen ?
You've certainly got me Jason - "I'm hiding from the rest of the Cafe"
how is that then ?
Your obsession with 'invisible mode' is something to behold
JoPub is upset.
In his own drive-by windup thread.
Wanking over his Championship victory.
In his own drive-by windup thread.
Wanking over his Championship victory.
Aww, don't feel so bad. It's not your fault you are, how I can put this nicely, a little off-center mentally.
You should take a time out, go outside and get some fresh air. Calm those fraying nerves of yours.
Because people assume someone isn't online if they see your light is off, regardless of the times listed on the posts.
That is why you've gone into invisible mode.
Because you've gotten yourself all flustered.
In your own windup thread.
Classic.
Erm... Why does it matter if someone is or isn't online? Or is online but is pretending not to be? I've only just noticed this and I've been on here for years. Does anyone really care? Genuinely curious here
Here's the thing Jopub. If your joke/tongue in cheek post was that fecking funny, how come none of your Arsenal supporting mates have jumped on your bandwagon and started laughing along with you. They have all steered well clear of this and for good reason. Has it ever occured to you that your attempt at humour wasn't actually funny? Your attempt at humour wasn't funny and you look like a twat as a result of that.I've changed nothing and I'll repeat this for you
'I was not wanking over the win - if you read it you'll see that - clear as day even - for someone like you. At various points in the thread I've never gloated about the win or the means by which it was achieved, just wondering how the feck it can upset most of you so much, which for all your protestations it obviously does
I was having a little knock at you lot going berserk every time our 'kids' are favourably mentioned, with a twist of humour in there to lighten it - was'nt that subtle although you too seemed to have missed it'
It was a joke, it was tongue in cheek - any fking idiot can see that, read it, maybe you have'nt. I thought it might have a couple of mild banter responses ............but fkinell
As for tied up in knots - not yet not by you mate
As for the significance of invisible mode - jesus, is that really that important whatever it is you're trying to make of that?
I tell you what is funny though. The fact that virtually every single poster has failed to spot anything humerous in your post and you keep on posting to tell people that it was really funny and that nobody has a sense of humour because they fail to see how funny it was.
Your post was the comedic equivalent of the emperor's new clothes.
Clearly you are giving me far too much credit about how the cafe works
"people assume someone isn't online if they see your light is off, regardless of the times listed on the posts"
Honestly mate that means nothing to me what on earth has the timing of a post got to do with how the thread works etc etc people post as I am and respond and that's all te info I think we really need unless I'm mistaken
You've really got me baffled here Jason
Explain what advantage I am gaining in the cyber Jason world of invisible mode
I really do not have the slightest clue what gain I have by being invisible or not - shall I change it to 'visible' then if that pleases you ? or is that breaking some other secret code you have in operation?
Even worse than all that, it's in the wrong forum.
Gooners.
Gooners.
WUMs like JoPub, Gillespie, and our free-stadium scouse friend do it in the mistaken belief that it will mean they can act like spazzers with less reaction - and also so that they can lurk after they get battered.
Thank Christ someone else can see how meaningless it is as wellErm... Why does it matter if someone is or isn't online? Or is online but is pretending not to be? I've only just noticed this and I've been on here for years. Does anyone really care? Genuinely curious here
Why did you bother to go to the effort of changing it then, and then pretending to not know what it was?
Some did actually find it mildly amusing - look through, but whatever if you and a few others did'nt thats fine by me
Also, he keeps telling us it had nothing to do with wanking over the game yesterday.
Odd that.
Seems to me it was about wanking over the performance in the game yesterday.
JoPub - crushed by his own beetle.