The curious case of Jon Moss

Charlie Foley

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No break into his house instead and do the following.

1. Go to the fridge take out the butter/margarine and place it into the microwave for 20-30 seconds to melt it into liquid.

2. Pour the melted butter/margarine into a bowl.

3. Take a shit in the empty tub.

4. Pour most of the melted butter/margarine back into the tub over the turd and discard the rest down the sink.

5. Place the tub back into the fridge.

6. Clean up and leave his house untouched giving him no reason to suspect anything is wrong.

7. Wait.
:lol:
 

LawCharltonBest

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I am at a loss how he didn’t give a penalty on Noble vs Lingard

What more could Noble have done to give a penalty away there?
 

Tom Cato

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I am at a loss how he didn’t give a penalty on Noble vs Lingard

What more could Noble have done to give a penalty away there?
This one is probably worse than the Ronaldo challenge. He grabs hold of Lingard and Lingard literally stops going forward when his body is leaned over, the only way that happens is because that little stain Noble pulls him down. Jon Moss has a direct line of sight to the incident and he doesn't blow the whistle.

Its bordering on corruption.
 

Mike Smalling

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These refs are full-time employees right? How is it possible to be so visibly out of shape, when your job depends on it.
 

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I guess the officials have agreed with each other we shouldn't get penalties anymore.

Even blatent ones.
 

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If they’re ignoring blatant pens Utd should ask the FA to make the refs explain.
 

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Makes you wonder at the top level of football, with elite athletes, why do we still have 50 year old blokes running about refereeing?
 

MikeUpNorth

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I don't want to body shame him, but he really is a fat piece of shit.
 

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Ole needs to make a fuss over these ignored pens, he needs to go borderline for a ban, that’s three stone wall pens in two feckin games
 

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The pull on Lingard, then the late tackle on Mata. Seriously saw that as an advantage? Cnut
I'm sure he didn't actually wave play on. He just used it as an excuse after when Mata asked him.

Also, completely ignored Dawson stepping on Sancho's achilles 10 yards away from him.
 

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The pro ref is on very very good money. More than the ordinary joe blogs. And they make total twats of themselves. What was he looking at? I don't think these refs want to give UTD a pen even when it's 100% . Moss is in my top 2 of the worst in league.
 

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Jon Moss is fat and shit, who knew? Well... everyone who's ever watched him referee, but apparently he's good enough for the Premier League. What a fecking racket these refs have got going.
 

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Jon Moss is fat and shit, who knew? Well... everyone who's ever watched him referee, but apparently he's good enough for the Premier League. What a fecking racket these refs have got going.
Genuinely hope the new import puts serious pressure on them to up their game or be replaced from abroad. They are far too caught up in narratives of British football to be impartial. Moss is a disgrace to top level sport
 

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I don't care if Ole gets a 10 match suspension, he has to lay in on them just like Fergie did. This is simply unacceptable. They're so incompetent at doing their job it literally borders on corruption and as long as Ole is all smiles, they'd continue to feck us over because they do not fear him like they did Sir Alex. Waste of oxygen.
 

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I love that on his Wikipedia someone took the effort to put his ref stats up from 2005 but just gave up after the 2015 season.

Probably Jon late at night in his underpants updating it himself, even he lost interest.
 

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I love that on his Wikipedia someone took the effort to put his ref stats up from 2005 but just gave up after the 2015 season.

Probably Jon late at night in his underpants updating it himself, even he lost interest.
More likely watching Rate My Takeaway
 

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Blows up bang on 4 mins added time after he can't get his fat frame out of the way of the ball which costs us a min. Moron.
 

TwoSheds

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He's so fecking shit. What a fat cnut.
 

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His fat arse gets in the way of a pass at 93:00. Spends 10 seconds trying to get the ball back. Spends 10 more seconds explaining to West Ham players what a drop ball is. Bruno takes the ball because the West Ham player is pretending to not know what to do with it, taking up 30 seconds. Spends 10 more seconds re-explaining what a drop ball is. Blows up at 94:00 on the dot.

Fat fecking cnut.
 

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Looked puffed by 30 mins, denied us a clear pen and generally hopeless throughout. Time for the glue factory.
 

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His fat arse gets in the way of a pass at 93:00. Spends 10 seconds trying to get the ball back. Spends 10 more seconds explaining to West Ham players what a drop ball is. Bruno takes the ball because the West Ham player is pretending to not know what to do with it, taking up 30 seconds. Spends 10 more seconds re-explaining what a drop ball is. Blows up at 94:00 on the dot.

Fat fecking cnut.
That infuriated me so much that's not doing his job correct at all, he should be slaughtered for that
 

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I guess the officials have agreed with each other we shouldn't get penalties anymore.

Even blatent ones.
They'll give us one around Xmas, the moaners about us getting so many last season should be appeased by then.
 

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The shape of the last few seconds of tonight's game. The fat feck can't get out of the way or add the time on for the stoppage, them sweaty ears shouldn't be allowed to ref any prem game. He's the worst referee I remember, not just for us. Just in general, is that the best/fastest league in the world can get.
 

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In such a fast paced league you'd really expect the referees to be fit as a fiddle which this fat feck certainly isn't. And that's without getting into how crap at his job he is.