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I know they said it was going to rain in qualifying (7 minutes past Renualt said) and it never came. Mind games? Idiots?

I doubt it will rain but we can live in hope.
 

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Bit of confusion there but on the parade lap now.

The starts are the best part. Apart from when he screams GO GO GOOOOOO!
 

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Lewis flying, up four places to 5th after the first two corners.

Great driving.
 

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Ferraris fighting with each other Massa took his position back well though. Good move by Hamilton on Trulli, just about kept it.

Great driving there between Alonso and Coulthard. Crazy cnuts.
 

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That was brilliant from Alonso and Coultard, side by side racing, neither giving an inch, Alonso gets the pass.
 

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Drivers in pits. Both Ferraris in looking great. Raikonnen comes out ahead - JUST - similar to what he did a few times last year. Reckon he will win. I rate Kimi, class driver. Wonder if they have totally sorted their overheating / engine problems. I can't see them pushing like mad all race.

Problems for Lewis when pitting with the right front tyre. Comes back out 11th. He was on for the podium but who knows now. Kovalainen comes out fifth - chance of a podium if he can manage it. Doubt it.

feckin' ad breaks.
 

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:lol: Same here. Ain't even been asleep either. Plan on having a kip between the finish of the race and the match!
I've done that, but can't sleep as I have work at 9!

Straight to the pub for the game when finished.

Been decent race so far, shame about Hamiltons wheel tho.

Had a feeling at least one of the Ferraris would make a mistake
 

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Massa is an idiot, he cost Ferrari a potential 8 championship points.
 

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Bit of a come down after Australia, eventful enough race but no real fight for the lead again. I feel cheated to have had no rain whatsoever after all the predictions, bloody weatherfolk

Kudos to Raikkonen's media trainer, what a stirling job they must have done :rolleyes:
 

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Massa you cnut. Not worthy of driving a Ferrari. Other great drivers never got the chance, he has it and he pisses it away. Swap with Vettel next season I hope.
 

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Massa you cnut. Not worthy of driving a Ferrari. Other great drivers never got the chance, he has it and he pisses it away. Swap with Vettel next season I hope.
Thats what I think will Massa is out at end of the season to me either Vettel or a super team with Kimi and Alonso.
 

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Bit boring if I have to be honest. Maybe it was partly to do with no sleep and it being in the morning but it wasn't all that good. I even fell asleep with a few laps to go and woke back up with the telly still on at 9.10 thinking did he win!
 

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I could quit Renault, says Alonso

Fernando Alonso has said he can leave Renault at the end of this season.

The double champion, who returned to the team after a stormy year with McLaren, has had a disappointing start to the season in an uncompetitive car.

"I'm at Renault because I wanted to get back to winning, like in 2005 and 2006, if not this year then next year," Alonso told Spanish newspaper As.

"But I have an option to leave so I can be in the best possible car, and it is clear Ferrari is one of the best."

When Alonso signed for Renault last winter, there was widespread speculation that he would only stay for one year before joining world champions Ferrari for 2009.

And his comments seem to confirm suspicions that the Spaniard does indeed have a break clause in his contract that would allow him to leave after just one year.

Ferrari president Luca di Montezemolo is known to regard Alonso highly.

But the Italian team already have world champion Kimi Raikkonen and team-mate Felipe Massa under contract for 2009.

Signing Alonso would involve finding a way to curtail Massa's contract, which runs until the end of 2010.

But Alonso cooled speculation linking him to Ferrari, saying it was inevitable following a poor start to the season by Massa, who has retired from both races following driver errors.

"It's early to talk about moves and rumours, but Massa has had two bad races with mistakes and that has kicked off speculation," Alonso said.

"It's logical, but it's too early."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7312280.stm
He's great at this team building stuff ain't he...

Would be good to see him in a competitive car though.
 

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The guy is a completely detestable prick. If I knew then what I knew now when I was supporting Alonso in his championship fights against Schumacher... well I'd still be supporting Alonso actually! He'll have to go some to reach Schumachers levels of cheatery and cuntery. And Alonso does still have some redeeming qualities. If you look hard enough
 

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The guy is a completely detestable prick. If I knew then what I knew now when I was supporting Alonso in his championship fights against Schumacher... well I'd still be supporting Alonso actually! He'll have to go some to reach Schumachers levels of cheatery and cuntery. And Alonso does still have some redeeming qualities. If you look hard enough
Can't argue with that.

I used to support him in his battles with Schumacher too, kind of feel dirty now.
 

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This is tabloid gold dust, I can't see how Mosley can possibly retain his job:

F1 boss Max Mosley has sick Nazi orgy with 5 hookers


EDIT: NotW have removed the original Nazi orgy picture from their website, presumably due to the impending legal action

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/3003_nazi_orgy.shtml

FORMULA One motor racing chief Max Mosley is today exposed as a secret sado-masochist sex pervert.

The son of infamous British wartime fascist leader Oswald Mosley is filmed romping with five hookers at a depraved NAZI-STYLE orgy in a torture dungeon. Mosley— a friend to F1 big names like Bernie Ecclestone and Lewis Hamilton— barks ORDERS in GERMAN as he lashes girls wearing mock DEATH CAMP uniforms and enjoys being whipped until he BLEEDS.

The multi-millionaire son of Sir Oswald, who was a pal of Adolf Hitler, plays a concentration camp commandant in a FIVE-HOUR torture chamber video.

Mosley—the most powerful man in motor-racing—barks orders in German as he WHIPS two hookers dressed in striped uniforms reminiscent of AUSCHWITZ garb while girls in Nazi uniforms look on.

At one point the wrinkled 67-year-old—who publicly likes to give the impression he has put his father's evil legacy behind him—yells "she needs more of ze punishment!" while brandishing a LEATHER STRAP over a brunette's naked bottom.

Then the lashes rain down as Mosley counts them out in German: "Eins! Zwei! Drei! Vier! Fünf! Sechs!"

With each blow, the girl yelps in pain as grinning, grey-haired Mosley becomes clearly aroused. And after the beating, he makes her perform a sex act on him.

Last month the urbane president of the FIA—Formula One's governing body—hit the headlines when he announced a crackdown on racism in the sport after McLaren ace Lewis Hamilton was abused by Spanish spectators.

But on Friday the only ‘crackdowns' married Mosley was interested in were on bare buttocks...including his own.
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Before hammering away at the girls he plays a cowering death camp inmate himself, having his GENITALS inspected and his hair searched for LICE—mocking the humiliating way Jews were treated by SS death camp guards in World War II.

Then, head bowed and tied up in chains, he is interrogated by a dominatrix before being chained up and LASHED so hard over a TORTURE BENCH that he WHIMPERS for mercy and has to have a wound dressing put on his backside.

His Jew-hating father—who had Hitler as guest of honour at his marriage—would have been proud of his warped son's command of German as he struts around looking for bottoms to whack.

But even the vile Thirties fascist—whose blackshirt thugs terrorised London's East End—might have been less impressed with the sordid company his offspring keeps.

Mosley's appointment with his hookers was at a smart £2million riverside flat on London's Chelsea Embankment at noon on Friday.

Our investigators obtained a graphic video of his sick antics.

The girls arrived first, led by the main dominatrix, a stern-faced blonde, carrying a suitcase laden with whips, chains and uniforms. Half an hour later, Mosley—married to devoted wife Jean since 1960—turned up wearing a smart overcoat and suit after making the short walk from his nearby London home.

The 6ft 2in former barrister once helped his father try to restart his political career in the Sixties with a new fascist Union Movement party. He was even a prospective parliamentary candidate himself.

But the party that got his vote on Friday was one involving violent perversion in a rigged-up basement torture dungeon.

After paying £2,500 in cash, Mosley—a good friend of F1 billionaire Bernie Ecclestone—was ordered by the head hooker to strip as she played out his sick fantasy.

"OK, undress," she snapped. "UNDRESS! You are going to be punished to be shown how we treat prisoners in our facility."

As his white Y-fronts hit the floor, the powerfully built blonde barked out her orders: "Head down. Let's see if they have been keeping you clean at the other facility.

"Hurry up! Lie face down! Don't look at me!" Mosley meekly obeyed and was chained and manacled before another blonde dominatrix, wearing only a jacket, shirt and knee-length boots, entered the room.

As another hooker ticked off points on an inspection sheet, she roughly scrutinised his head and private parts before demanding his age. "I'm 42," he whispered, lying to attract a severe beating. He also lied about his name, saying he was called Tim Barnes, so the punishment would be really painful.

He got what he wanted. "You are now going to be punished," hissed the dominatrix. "You are going to receive 12 strokes of the birch plus another three for not telling me your real age. Then you will receive six strokes of the cane."

Mosley was then bent over and strapped naked to a leather torture bench. The muscular blonde dealt him 15 savage blows. Towards the end Mosley was whimpering and gasped for breath. Reddened and bruised, he then received a further six strokes with a cane.

His flogging over, he left the room before saying, "Thank you, mistress". After having his wounds dressed, Mosley makes the transformation from masochist to sadist. Now fully clothed, he bends two blonde girls over the whipping bench, their striped concentration camp-style uniform bottoms yanked down to expose their buttocks.

He converses in German with one girl throughout the torture, loving every minute of death camp role-play, while the other girl pleads: "I don't know what you are saying, so I don't know what to do."

Oxford-educated Mosley has refused to condemn his father who was considered so dangerous he was interned during the war. He once said in an interview: "He was wonderful as a person. But I don't think my father would have made a good dictator. He talked tough but, fundamentally, he was too soft."

Whereas his son is a hard man—especially when it comes to beating girls' naked bottoms. One of the hookers is strapped into a gag to stifle her screams as Mosley lays into her backside in front of the other four girls. With a Nazi swagger, he counts each stroke in German before having sex with his ‘victim'.

A frantic orgy then begins, as a brunette hooker is strapped to a bench before a dominatrix uses a sex toy on her. Later she performs a lesbian act on one of the blondes. Red-faced and panting, Mosley looks on like a child in a sweet shop, but surrounded by bright red bottoms.

The orgy lasted almost five hours and the five hookers spent the final ten minutes laughing and drinking wine together. One said: "The girls have all had a good seeing-to!"

After the sex marathon, Mosley dressed again and had a quick pit-stop, turning down wine in favour of a cup of tea. At 5.05pm, he put on his overcoat and disappeared into the blustery afternoon to resume his other life as Max the respectable motor-racing mogul who will be officiating at the next Formula One Grand Prix in Bahrain next weekend.

It was his wife of 48 years, Jean, who introduced him to his love of motorsport. After meeting him at a fascist Union Movement rally she took him to his first race meeting to watch British ace Stirling Moss.

On choosing the grand prix world—a decision his father opposed as "dangerous and unwise"—over politics, Mosley said: "It was an escape from the political arguments. I got fed up. Nobody knew me in racing, though in Germany and Austria people used to sidle up and whisper, ‘Your father vaz a great man'."

In 2005, Mosley—who has two children, Alexander, 37, and 35-year-old Patrick—was made a Chevalier de la Légion d'Honneur, one of the highest decorations in France, for his services to motor sport. In the late 1970s, he became the official legal adviser to the Formula One Constructors Association (FOCA)—the body that represents the teams.

With his sharp legal mind and devotion to the sport, he soon rose to the top and was first elected president of the Federation Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA) in 1993.

Speaking of his role in the FIA and his friendship with Bernie Ecclestone, he once said: "My job as president of the Federation Internationale de l'Automobile isn't paid. But I've done business with Bernie outside Formula One. In property mainly.

"Money doesn't turn me on and I like to think I can leave whenever I want."

Money doesn't have to turn him on—he's already rich. A multi-millionaire, he has a base in Monaco and a £3 million home in London's fashionable Chelsea.
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As well as inheriting from his father and mother—society beauty and Nazi sympathiser Diana Mitford—he made a fortune selling his shares in March Engineering in 1977.

But the shadow of his Nazi father is always in the background. Mosley Jnr once claimed his father—who died in 1980—disliked Hitler, thinking him "over the top", but he admitted Oswald admired Italian dictator Benito Mussolini.

He said of his mother, who died in 2003: "It was true she liked Hitler. Apparently he was an enormously attractive personality."

Now Mosley has shown his true colours too—and brought a new kind of shame on his already tarnished family name.
 

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Well that is one crazy read. Not just for all that stuff but I didn't even know about the whole German/Nazi/parents stuff.

Tabloid gold dust indeed.
 

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Apparently Max is denying it...

Max Mosley denies Nazi claims in orgy scandal



http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/formula_1/article3663230.ece

Max Mosley, the president of the FIA, has said that he spoke in German during a sado-masochistic orgy with five prostitutes not because he was fantasising about being a Nazi but because several of the prostitutes involved were German speakers.

The News of the World alleged that Mosley, who is facing calls to resign from one of the most powerful jobs in motor sport, spanked at least one prostitute with a leather strap and counted out the strokes in German as he did so. The paper claimed that this was evidence of a Nazi-style fantasy on the part of Mosley and it also alleged that the FIA president engaged in role play as a concentration camp inmate during the five-hour orgy in a West London flat last Friday.

However, The Times has learnt that, as part of his legal action against the News of the World, Mosley will argue that he spoke in German only because at least two of the five prostitutes were German and that there was no intention on his part to engage in activity that could be said to have Nazi overtones.

After three days of lurid headlines and calls for him to resign, Mosley is going on the offensive over a scandal that has shocked Formula One and the boardrooms of the car manufacturers who compete in the sport. Since the story broke on Sunday, he has spent many hours speaking to lawyers, assembling a case against the paper that will centre on invasion of privacy and his belief that he was the victim of a set-up. It appears that Mosley will not deny that he took part in the orgy but will dispute the context in which it occurred.

In a letter to all the members of the FIA that is expected to be published today, Mosley claims that he has been the victim of a “deliberate and calculated personal attack” after what he said was a “covert investigation” of his private life and background. He said that he had been told about the investigation by what he called an “impeccable high-level source close to the UK police and security services”.

“Regrettably, you are now familiar with the results of this covert investigation and I am very sorry if this has embarrassed you or the club,” Mosley said, before adding that he had received a “very large number” of messages of support from people within the FIA and motor sport. These messages had underlined, he said, that his private life is not relevant to his work and that he should continue in his role as FIA president.

“I shall now devote some time to those responsible for putting this into the public domain but, above all, I need to repair the damage to my immediate family, who are the innocent and unsuspecting victims of this deliberate and personal attack,” he said.

While Mosley may have his supporters, inquiries by The Times suggest that there is also widespread revulsion at his behaviour, whether there was a Nazi connotation to it or not. The scandal has been discussed at boardroom level in most of the big car manufacturers and there have been rumours that a statement from several of them calling for Mosley's resignation has been considered.

The impression given by the manufacturers and the Formula One teams is that people are nervous about speaking out, fearing Mosley's wrath at a later date, should he remain in his post. In the meantime, there is bemusement that he has the nerve to continue. As one senior figure in Formula One put it: “How can you have a leader of industry, which is what Formula One is, who is a pervert?”

In the immediate future, Mosley has perhaps wisely chosen to stay away from this weekend's Bahrain Grand Prix, claiming that he is too busy with lawyers to make the trip. There is little doubt, however, that he has recognised that, as predicted by Bernie Ecclestone, Formula One's commercial rights holder, his presence would distract attention from the race and embarrass the Bahraini royal family.

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Very large number of support messages following his Nazi sex orgy with 5 prostitutes? Never have the words 'bull' and 'shit' come together in such sensuous harmony

Why the hell should this guy be allowed to stay in his position? He demanded a hard line on McClarens faults last year, but it's a different ball game when the flaks on him eh. He has effectively been banned from attending this weekends GP by Ecclestone for fear of upstaging the event and embarrasing the Bahrain royal family. His position is therefore untenable
 

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Mosley will not attend Bahrain GP

Motorsport boss Max Mosley has abandoned plans to attend the Bahrain Grand Prix following newspaper allegations about his private life.

The Crown Prince of Bahrain wrote to Mosley on Tuesday advising him not to attend this weekend's race.

In a letter subsequently published by the Times, Sheikh Salman Bin Hamad Al-Khalifa wrote: "With great regret, I feel that under the current circumstances it would be inappropriate for you to be in Bahrain at this time.

"Clearly of paramount importance is the success of the event for all concerned - the Kingdom of Bahrain, Formula One and spectators.

"The focus, quite rightly, should be on the race."

More: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7327578.stm

FIA to hold Mosley crisis meeting

Motorsport boss Max Mosley has asked for an extraordinary general assembly of the sport's governing body amid allegations about his private life.

The call for a meeting comes after a frantic day of developments with four Formula One car makers expressing their concerns about Mosley's conduct.

The FIA released a statement detailing Mosley's request for a meeting to discuss the "widespread publicity" surrounding the 67-year-old.

"The full membership of the FIA will be invited to attend the meeting at which the widespread publicity following an apparently illegal invasion of the FIA president's privacy will be discussed," read the statement.

"It is anticipated that the meeting will take place in Paris, and will be held on the earliest practicable date."

A lot more: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7328018.stm
It will be for the FIA to decide whether Mr Mosley has met the moral obligations which come with the position of FIA president

Toyota Motorsport statement
It is necessary that senior figures in sport and business maintain the highest standards of conduct in order to fulfil their duties with integrity and respect

Honda statement
Anyone in public office cannot survive a scandal like this - Mosley is actually dragging the FIA down into the gutter and until he goes it will have no credibility

Paul Stoddart - Former F1 team owner
He's got to go surely.

EDIT: This stuff is also being discussed in the CE forum.
 

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Other news:

Alonso plays down link to Ferrari

Fernando Alonso has moved to cool speculation he could move from Renault to Ferrari at the end of the season.

Last week, Alonso hinted he could join Ferrari next year but when asked on Wednesday if he had a get-out clause in his contract, he replied: "No".

The 26-year-old double world champion, who has a two-year deal with Renault, added: "I do not remember that clause."

But he also seemed to leave the door open by saying "as we saw last year contracts are always very flexible".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7328938.stm
F1 bosses support expansion plan

Formula One team bosses have backed plans to expand the calendar to 20 races a year but say that should be the maximum number of grands prix allowed.

The current season has 18 races, after 17 last year and a record 19 in 2005.

McLaren boss Ron Dennis supports the 20-race limit but warned any expansion should not come at the expense of the sport's European winter break.

"I welcome this expansion, and heartily commend (F1 chief) Bernie Ecclestone for spearheading it," said Dennis.

"But I have two provisos; firstly, that the season never expands to more than 20 grands prix, which I regard as a natural logistical limit and, secondly, that we preserve a closed season over the winter.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7327613.stm
Having 20 also gives us the chance too keep some of the good well known tracks seen as Bernie is on a crusade to hand a few over to the other side of the world.
 

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Kubica on pole position for today Bahrain Grand Prix.
 

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When was the last time someone not from Ferrari or McLaren got pole?
 

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probably Alonso from Renault?
Probably. I'm just wondering how many races ago.

Wait, it was the Chinese Grand Prix in 2006. 23 races ago.
 

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now Hamilton has lost his front wing after hitting alonso

did alonso slow down there?
 

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So did Alonso breaktest Hamilton then?

Wouldn't put it past the bitter cnut.