buchansleftleg
Full Member
It's like a weird second mid life crisis for them all! - They need to realise they have reached stage 3 of Adult Male Flirting. Stage 1 is when you are fit, young and available from say 16-35 roughly. Stage 2 is when you can continue to be flirtatious but it will become increasingly likely that only women in your same age-group will take you seriously, the younger women will not take you seriously but consider you mostly harmless. This stage is very dynamic and the age range depends on your organisation / where you work etc.Jesus. What a difference a year or less makes. The three of them are coffins on two legs.
May's double chin is now just a scooter tire wrapped around his face. Hammond looks like some vaudeville actor. And Jeremy looks like his painkillers are starting to take its toll.
Overall, the three of them reminds me of wrinkly Benny Hills wearing schoolboy uniforms.
Funny but a tad creepy at the same time -- acting like over-grown juvenile teenagers but sadly with bodies/faces that are starting to look way out of place in the schoolboy uniform. Creep almost.
The photography, as usual, is the saving grace.
They do serve a Public Service Announce (PSA): Health is wealth lads!
However you know you have reached stage 3 when the reaction is more eugh than phwoar! At that age your flirtation now comes across as creepy to almost all women and you need to focus purely on using it in more private situations and only with older women. It is often the case that famous men don't realise they have reached this stage as they get surrounded by sycophants who give them constant flattery. But rest assured everyone else can clearly see that you have begun the journey towards stage 3 - the dirty old man stage! I'm also looking at you Jonathan Ross!