The "I Told You So" Thread

[Cristiano_RAFC]

- United will win the league this season

- We'll buy Stekelenburg as Van der Sar's replacement in the summer

- When Owen leaves (this summer or next), Nani will be given the no.7 jersey

- Multiple threads will be made on the caf about Luis Suarez being a diving/cheating c*** during his spell at Liverpool.

- Fabregas will leave for Barcelona this summer

- Eden Hazard will sign for Arsenal this summer

- Leonardo will not start next season as manager of Inter

 

[GCHQ]

The Glazers will still own the club in 2020 when the club will be worth £4bn+ with EBITDA of £250m+.

The club will commit to spending £75m net on transfers between now and 1 July 2012.

A new protest will emerge against the Glazers in 2016 when details of a bond issuance are announced to replace the current one. Many supporters will fall for the MUST propaganda for a third time and Andersred will again claim the Glazers plan to take out hundreds of millions of pounds only for the protests to be quashed as Fergie leads the club to its 23rd League title and all the MUST/Andersred claims prove to be absolute nonsense.

 

[Laphroaig]

Scholes will not retire after this season.

 

[EricaNo7]

We will still be perservering with carrick and fletcher in a weak midfield

 

[marrakoosh]

Jack Rodwell will begin the 2011/12 Premier League season as a Manchester United player wearing no. 4

 

[Cina]

We'll spend less than £25m this Summer.

 

[United Fan 101]

We'll spend less than £25 this Summer.



But yeah, United to win the FA Cup and League double.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Carrick will be offered as part payment for a younger cenral midfielder possibly modric.

 

[Cina]

We'll spend less than £25 this Summer.

Explain yourself. How is that a laughable suggestion?

 

[I'm always right]

Obertan will become a success in 2011-2012
Arsenal will win the league
United will make the final of the CL
Fabregas will go to Barca
City will not qualify for the CL

 

[Walrus]

Obertan will come good IF he isnt sold this summer (and if we dont sign bale).

 

[Cina]

Obertan will become a success in 2011-2012
Arsenal will win the league
United will make the final of the CL
Fabregas will go to Barca
City will not qualify for the CL

One ain't happening without the other.

EDIT: Actually both ways doesn't really make sense But the first bold ain't happening without the second!

 

[Brwned]

Explain yourself. How is that a laughable suggestion?

He made a joke, he wasn't taking the piss out of your suggestion! Note the lack of 'm'.

 

[Cina]

He made a joke, he wasn't taking the piss out of your suggestion! Note the lack of 'm'.

D'oh, silly me.

 

[I'm always right]

One ain't happening without the other.

EDIT: Actually both ways doesn't really make sense But the first bold ain't happening without the second!

You've managed to confuse the shizzel out of me there. I have this sneaky feeling Arsenal will win the league this season and then Fabregas will say "that'll do for me".

 

[Cina]

You've managed to confuse the shizzel out of me there. I have this sneaky feeling Arsenal will win the league this season and then Fabregas will say "that'll do for me".

Oh, I thought you meant next season.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Oh, I thought you meant next season.

He wasnt very clear, but I think I got that.....kinda!

 

[Scholesgoals]

gary neville to score a bicycle kick in the 93rd minute of the champions league final vs liverpool, then promptly gets sent off for getting completely naked and rugby tackling benitez

spot on

 

[Bryan_Munich]

Carrick will be offered as part payment for a younger cenral midfielder possibly modric.

MOgdenTelegraph Carrick on brink of signing three-year deal. Talks ongoing since last month, now dotting i's crossing t's etc....#mufc

I doubt it.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

spot on

I thought that was my dream.

Stop stealing my sexy dreams will you.

 

[42 euros]

Obertan will become a success in 2011-2012
Arsenal will win the league
United will make the final of the CL
Fabregas will go to Barca
City will not qualify for the CL

Obertan will NOT become a success in 2011-2012 - If 'success is classed as a regular starter
Arsenal will NOT win the league - they will not win every remaining game
United will NOT make the final of the CL - See below
Fabregas will go to Barca
City will NOT not qualify for the CL - Citeh will finish 3rd
I'll give you Fabregas.

I'll raise you another five -

Real Madrid will win the CL having probaly put us out on the way
Scholesy will retire this summer
Wes will be sadly be shown the door
Giggsy retires in summer 2012
Rooney is also gone by summer 2012

 

[Carl]

Torres will leave Chelsea in the Summer of 2012 and go back to Atletico.

 

[Redlambs]

Liverpool won't finish top four for the next five years.

Rooney will grow old and get done for shagging young prostitutes.

Bebe will score the winner against Liverpool making him a cult hero within three years.

 

[Solius]

Whats with all the Evra predictions

 

[United Fan 101]

Explain yourself. How is that a laughable suggestion?

No, it's not. Read, again.

You said 25m, I just said 25 quid.

Poor joke

 

[ecantona7]

We'll win the CL this season.

 

[TheMancRedDevil]

I told Fredthered last Summer that we would win the league this season and he scoffed... oh how he scoffed.

I said that we were stronger than Chelsea this season and he scoffed, oh how he scoffed.

We may not win the league this season, Arsenal remain a threat - but they are the only threat at this stage of the game.

I feel vindicated.

Where's Fredthered these days?

 

[Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber]

United to win the treble again before SAF retires.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

-Owen Hargreaves will leave, sign for Man City, and get injured.
-We will sign David De Gea and perv over his girlfriend.
-King Minger will moan about us transfers.
-Next season we will be leading Man City by 8 points but then end up losing on goal difference as their new signing Sergio Aguero scores in the last minute against QPR.
-Pirlo will take the piss out of Joe Hart at the Euros.
-We will sign a Japanese player who dates a pornstar.
-Park will leave, Evra will be sad.

-I will edit my predictions after Pogue bumps this thread.

 

[Decotron]

Drogba to join Marseille in the summer.

 

[Cina]

I'm going to make a few bold predictions here

Giggs and Scholes will retire before they're 50.
Rooney won't be here when he's 35.
We'll win the league cup again in the next 20 years.

 

[esmufc07]

We'll spend less than £25m this Summer.

You really think so? I think we could see a summer this year similar to 2007. Can't see Lindegaard or PIG being number 1 next season so I'd expect us to bring another goalkeeper in. A central midfield player is a must and a left-sided midfield player would be useful aswell.

Think we'll spend around £40/£50m.

 

[Utd heap]

I agree in thinking we will push the boat out a tad this summer.

I also expect the Glazers to push the ticket prices up again by 1-2 pounds a game in the near future.

 

[marrakoosh]

Obertan will become a success in 2011-2012
Arsenal will win the league
United will make the final of the CL
Fabregas will go to Barca
City will not qualify for the CL

Gonna up the ante with this one...

And then obtain the #11 jersey for the 2012-13 season.

BOOM.

 

[FreakyJim]

We'll win only one of our remaining away games and lose the title to an average arsenal team.

 

[Decotron]

Thats the spirit

 

[londonredmaniac]

Welbeck, Campbell and Gibson will not make the grade. They'll slowly fade into lower-PL football, like Richardson, Eagles and the like.

If we're not talking exclusively about United - Liverpool will not win the league within 5 years. I made the same prediction about five years ago and I was laughed at.

This one might yet be true...hoping not mind.

 

[MacMUFC]

Macheda will be sold within 2 years.

Welbeck will begin to flourish in the United first team, after a loan move next season.

United will reject a huge bid for Nani at the end of the 10/11 season.

The first £100m player will emerge at the end of the 12/13 season.

 

[marrakoosh]

Macheda will be sold within 2 years.

Welbeck will begin to flourish in the United first team, after a loan move next season.

United will reject a huge bid for Nani at the end of the 10/11 season.

The first £100m player will emerge at the end of the 12/13 season.

That's a great shout - but who? Who currently is even close to that, but that also has potential to leave their current club? Aguero? Bale?

 

[Jaap]

Players
- Luka Modric and Gareth Bale will sign for Manchester United in a deal worth up to 75m pounds in the summer of 2012
- Rafael will inherit Gary Neville's vacated number two shirt this summer
- Darren Gibson will enjoy a Fletcher-esque career at our club

Club
- We will draw Borussia Dortmund in next year's Champions' League group phase

Events
- We will not lose to a top Premier League side this season
- The Glazers will sell the club before the end of this year