Smithers: Mr. Simpson, are you listening? [Homer eats an orange] Simpson?!
Homer: Huh? Yeah, I was listening. Very funny.
Moe: Oh, you were not! You were just eating a damn orange.
Homer: Well, yes, yes, to the untrained eye, I'm eating an orange, But to the eye that has brains, I'm making a point about marriage! For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin...then the sweet, sweet innards...
[devours it]
Willy: If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I would have taken the orange-eating class!