Well, yeah, he's speaking.
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Like a man caught selling pirated dvds in a market.
"Media said this...media said that."
Textbook.
Textbook.
That noise 
Boris being fed.
"He's giving the conference in the garden you say..."That noise
Plenty of vuvuzelas in the crowd.
That's a sound of affection where dom comes from.That noise
Worst bedtime story ever.
Who's on the vuvuzelas?
He's been watching The Thick of It again.
He's boring everyone to distraction.
Even Mourinho isn't this bad anymore.
This is the most drawn out bollocks excuse you're likely to hear.
This is like when you’ve done something naughty at school and have to put together a good story which covers all bases.
Double double double double double down.
This is the sort of promo that would get you booted out during the first week of Tough Enough.
Why didn't he just work from his home in London?
"Don't worry that house was actually 3 houses"
He's going for the sympathy vote
He's playing the sympathy card
I don't know who's more of a cnut, Cummings or the cnut with the horn blaring in the background.
The horn blaring was great
First he turns up late and the he decides to bore the tits off of us.
This i actually hilarious. I thought he was some sort of strategy genius?
"The homework ate my dog."
"the media reported stuff I said and made me look bad so I ignored the regulations I put in place and now you should feel sorry for me" feck off mate
So he drove while seriously ill?
He's no Malcolm Tucker
This guys a fecking prophet... Driving across the county the very night before he got seriously ill? Miraculous.
He did it for The Rock.
So he had Covid but drove home?
Has he apologized yet?
I'm not convinced anyone of them had the virus.
You'd have be seriously thick to buy this guff.
Very moving.
His child went to hospital.
“can they look this up?”
”no medical data is protected by law”
“perfect...“
“can they look this up?”
”no medical data is protected by law”
“perfect...“
Motherfecker drove when his eyesight was affected... did anyone bother reading this bullshit?!