Wout Weghorst

[Laurencio]

One thing that worries me is it's not exactly like we're creating bags of chances that are crying out for a striker to put away. We'll create 3 or 4 big chances a game and generally score them atm.
Is it actually a striker we need?

He's more of a creator than a scorer these days. He'll probably create more chances for Rashford and Antony who will be our main goalscorers, but he'll be able to finish a handful himself as well. His main strengths are creating for others, defending from the front and being a nuisance.

We still need to search for a complete striker in the mould of Zlatan, Rooney and Drogba long term, but I don't know if that player exists at the moment.

 

[EliotTheRed]

Is his wife Win Waghorst coming in Manchester as well?

Depends how good he is in bed I guess

 

[ROFLUTION]

Here’s my shit attempt for a song

To the tune of Dido - Life for rent

If my Wout, is for rent
And I dont learn to buy
I deserve nothing more than I get
Cause all i have is Wout Weghorst

im sure the Stretford End will be really emotional around the end of this song

 

[Glorio]

Is he the Dutch Peter Crouch?

No chance ... He's the Dutch, more experienced and more prolific Erling Haaland

 

[ROFLUTION]

My second attempt:

Turn down for Wout! Dur dududur dudu dur

 

[ThomasEmil]

My second attempt:

Turn down for Wout! Dur dududur dudu dur

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Here’s my shit attempt for a song

To the tune of Dido - Life for rent

If my Wout, is for rent
And I dont learn to buy
I deserve nothing more than I get
Cause all i have is Wout Weghorst

im sure the Stretford End will be really emotional around the end of this song

Beautiful... the Caf needs a single tear drop emoji.

 

[Member 125398]

Anti Nowhere League.. So What

Well he's been to Germany
He's been to Burnley
He's been to Turkey too
He's Wout
He's Wout
He's wout, he's Wout our lanky dutch cnut.

He scored he scored against you
He scored he scored against you you you you you

 

[Oranges038]

My second attempt:

Turn down for Wout! Dur dududur dudu dur

I'd go for a simple

Woout there he is..

to the tune of this classic,

 

[Berbaclass]

Can’t wait to see him boot John Stones into the Stretford end.

 

[ROFLUTION]

Im not done. We as a club need to up our LGBT game. One last stand before we get taken over by Qataris.

To the tune of Samwell - What what in the butt

I said Wout Wout - Nicky Butt
I said Wout Wout - Nicky Butt
I said Wout Wout - Nicky Butt
I said Wout Wout - Nicky Butt
You wanna play with Nicky Butt? Nicky Butt?
You wanna play with Nicky Butt? Nicky Butt?
You wanna play with Nicky Butt? Nicky Butt?
Let's play with Nicky Butt
Okaaay

 

[Berbaclass]

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[KirkDuyt]

Oh, it's on.

 

[Nickelodeon]

Only a matter of time. Even if were signed a bit early, it would've been unlikely that he would've featured against City. But hopefully he makes it to the bench for the next two.

 

[groovyalbert]

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Is Aboubakar not his replacement?

 

[AndySmith1990]

Can't pretend I was particularly enthusiastic about this originally, but my feelings now are that he'd be a significantly better option to have in the team than Elanga

 

[Escobar]

Good. One problem solved, at least until summer

 

[Crashoutcassius]

oh you make me wanna shout, wout !

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Anti Nowhere League.. So What

Well he's been to Germany
He's been to Burnley
He's been to Turkey too
He's Wout
He's Wout
He's wout, he's Wout our lanky dutch cnut.

He scored he scored against you
He scored he scored against you you you you you

Love this as much as the original!

 

[CallyRed]

Give him the captains armband and Maguire's favourite chair in the canteen.

 

[tenpoless]

He needs to score 5 goals to beat Ronaldo’s record

Ronaldo scored like 2 goals this season and more than anything disrupted the team. He has a fair chance i would say

He had experience in multiple leagues and did well at Bundesliga. 172 goals and 51 assists in around 414 games in total. He is a one in two striker

 

[Frank Grimes]

(Wouts the Story) Morning Glory?

All your dreams are made when you play with Maguire and Mctominay, today's the day that all the world will see...

 

[fezzerUTD]

He has a good touch for a big man. (Channeling Andy O'Townsend, in that I've only watched about 15 minutes of him)

This the same Andy Townsend who used to be a Villa and Ireland forward who is now a commentator?

 

[Annihilate Now!]

(Wouts the Story) Morning Glory.

All your dreams are made when you play with Maguire and Mctominay, today's the day that all the world will see...

Ha! Very good.

 

[BerryBerryShrew]

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I think the pic in this tweet reassures me that he is ready to play in England. He's clearly been practicing how to behave when he bumps into the likes of Jordan, Kelly Brook, and all of the other UK page 3 girls that a PL footballer is likely to encounter.

 

[Plant0x84]

(Wouts the Story) Morning Glory?

All your dreams are made when you play with Maguire and Mctominay, today's the day that all the world will see...

It’s good, but we can’t be belting out blue tunes now can we…..

 

[Plant0x84]

I think the pic in this tweet reassures me that he is ready to play in England. He's clearly been practicing how to behave when he bumps into the likes of Jordan, Kelly Brook, and all of the other UK page 3 girls that a PL footballer is likely to encounter.

He’s a tall guy so at that height he’s only clawing their eyes out. Technique needs more practise!

 

[Frank Grimes]

It’s good, but we can’t be belting out blue tunes now can we…..

Bonehead was a United fan.

 

[TheReligion]

I think the pic in this tweet reassures me that he is ready to play in England. He's clearly been practicing how to behave when he bumps into the likes of Jordan, Kelly Brook, and all of the other UK page 3 girls that a PL footballer is likely to encounter.

Bloody hell are you in your 60s?

 

[yfoFC]

We still need to search for a complete striker in the mould of Zlatan, Rooney and Drogba long term, but I don't know if that player exists at the moment.

Kane will fill that hole nicely... for a few years at least

 

[tenpoless]

"No team is complete without a lanky bastard" - Marouane

 

[ElCuddlos]

He's big, he's tall,
he'll penetrate your wall,

Wout Weghorst!
Wout Weghorst!

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Love this as much as the original!

I really like your username.

 

[Volumiza]

Bloody hell are you in your 60s?

was thinking similar! That's a very era specific list and I'm sure most current footballers would label those too old or, at best, MILF's.

 

[BerryBerryShrew]

Bloody hell are you in your 60s?

No, just nostalgic and out of touch!

 

[Plant0x84]

Bonehead was a United fan.

Didn’t know that. In that case, I can let it pass. Probably piss the Gallagher off actually to here the stretty belting out their songs (I was only joking)

 

[Frank Grimes]

Didn’t know that. In that case, I can let it pass. Probably piss the Gallagher off actually to here the stretty belting out their songs (I was only joking)

Of course. It would wind up the blues though probably.

 

[BerryBerryShrew]

was thinking similar! That's a very era specific list and I'm sure most current footballers would label those too old or, at best, MILF's.

In my defence, I stopped keeping track when Nuts magazine stopped being published!

 

[Plant0x84]

was thinking similar! That's a very era specific list and I'm sure most current footballers would label those too old or, at best, MILF's.

Have you seen them recently? All the page three girls of that era have not aged well. At all. Shame when reality hits your boyhood (wet)dreams.