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Manchester United Players on Twitter
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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Holy feck, Rio gave a car away?!
So he WAS reading off a prompter in the Big United quiz!?
Pretty sure he was winding up the red Scousers.
Lindegaard continues to impress
Did you watch the game?
I think I´d have played a blinder as United keeper in that game as well. And I´m shit.
I meant with his wit..
Piers Morgan's tweet from 10 minutes ago :
If he meant what that sounds like then it's absolutely disgraceful even by his standards.
I didnt get. Never get this twitter shit.
What does he mean?
What does he mean?
He was on about the pooing pants bit but I'm sure he knew that what he said was going to get a bad reaction due to the other interpretation from it (i.e. fingers crossed that the plane... )Piers Morgan's tweet from 10 minutes ago :
If he meant what that sounds like then it's absolutely disgraceful even by his standards.
WTF is this @ shit before everything on twitter.
Annoys me to death.
Annoys me to death.
Rio Ferdinand: Just boarded the flight to Newcastle.....me carrick + Wayne Rooney are pooing our pants...90+mph winds...
Piers Morgan: Fingers crossed.
Piers Morgan: Fingers crossed.
It's a function. If I wanted to write something to you I'd say @Cold_Boy and you'd be alerted of it and it'd appear on your time line.
It's not a form of Txtspk or anything....
I thought that was a good response for a change from Piers Morgan. I'll bet it made Rio laugh.
yeah their 'banter' is normally embarrassingly bad
yeah, plane crash jokes are always funny
I'd be pooing in my pants too if I was on a plane in those winds - I hate turbulence
Oh it's only a joke. Some people seriously need to lighten up. It's not like he actually wishes the plane to crash.yeah, plane crash jokes are always funny
PiersMorgan shouldn't have made that remark because of Munich. But It's obvious he didn't intend to refer to that, he propably didn't realise and forgot all about it. He was just making a bit banter so don't be so sensitive. We all sometimes say stupid things without thinking, you do it all the time.yeah, plane crash jokes are always funny
Sure Morgan didn't really mean it that way. Probably wasn't Morgan anyway but someone who works for him - an assistant in reality.
But yes Manchester United and plane crash jokes not the funniest jokes out there.
But yes Manchester United and plane crash jokes not the funniest jokes out there.
Garry is back on twitter and it's immediately interesting:
Him and Phil are having a nice go at Matt Lawton (from daily mail)
'Have you ever regretted anything you've written' and 'do journalists have a christmas party' are my favs so far
Him and Phil are having a nice go at Matt Lawton (from daily mail)
'Have you ever regretted anything you've written' and 'do journalists have a christmas party' are my favs so far
As much as a wanker Morgan undoubtedly is, I don't think he'd mock Munich or wish death on the United players.
Exactly. Some people just like making a fuss for some reason.
Just a quick nod back to FornicationKane.
Who is this FornicationKane fella? I saw him sticking it to Ravels mate earlier
Hah no fecking clue. I just searched for Ravel on there and he gave a "shout out" to all the #RedCafe lurkers.Who is this FornicationKane fella? I saw him sticking it to Ravels mate earlier
I asked him who his favourite poster is.
*waves to FornicationKane*
Btw if that David Johnson clown is actually Ravel's mate then we're seeing exactly the sort of goings on that you read about in Football.
Talented youngster with low life hanger-on friends who you can imagine the club are trying to get him to disassociate himself with. The hanger-on's response? "Nah bruv, you don't need that club. You got all the talent in the world and you'll get paid much more by other clubs".
In reality we all know Ravel would make far more money and live a far happier life if he got his head down and actually made it at United. As it's been said a million times.... the money follows.
EDIT- and why has he got a Tattoo of Brains of "Pinky and the Brains" fame on his arm?
Talented youngster with low life hanger-on friends who you can imagine the club are trying to get him to disassociate himself with. The hanger-on's response? "Nah bruv, you don't need that club. You got all the talent in the world and you'll get paid much more by other clubs".
In reality we all know Ravel would make far more money and live a far happier life if he got his head down and actually made it at United. As it's been said a million times.... the money follows.
EDIT- and why has he got a Tattoo of Brains of "Pinky and the Brains" fame on his arm?
He likes Olly and SteveJ.
Tell him that's the last nod he gets from me.
He has good taste. I'm guessing he's not registered on the caf or is a newbie?He likes Olly and SteveJ.
He did say he liked a lot of the posters, he didn't have a favourite. Seems a nice fella.
He's a newbie.
He likes Olly and SteveJ.
