Suarez bites | "sorry for falling into him and biting him and that"

Zen

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tbf, he's not lying....to him these things DO happen all the time.
 

Lance Uppercut

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On a serious note how much more are Liverpool going to put up with his antics ?
They stood by him when he racially abused a player on the pitch, and the last time he bit someone. Why would this make any difference.
 

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From BBC: "
Uruguay captain Diego Lugano: "You saw this, really? You need to show me because I didn't see anything. Did you see it today or did you see what happened in other years. You couldn't have seen it today because nothing happened.

"The worst of everything is the attitude of Chiellini. He's a great player, with an enormous status. It doesn't correspond with Italian football. As sportsmen leaving the field, crying and appealing against a rival. As a man he disappointed me totally."


I so want to see those Uruguay liars and cheats out.
Uruguay WC champs 2014 it is then..
 

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You know, I'm reading the thread and I still can't believe it happened. For the third(!) time. It's absolute madness.
 

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image circulating argentinean forums

"Most people don't know, but Suarez bit Chiellini in honor of Daniel Perez, an uruguayan child who was born with congenital teeth problems,
share so the world gets to know it"
:lol::lol:


 

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Almost everything applies to him:

He's hungry
Nippy striker
Give a bit of bite to their attack
They look toothless without him in the side
He'll shoulder the blame
He eats defenders for breakfast
 

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Needs to be a global ban. Imaging the outrage if Liverpool miss him for 6 months or more.
 

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I have no idea either, yet.
Not sure what goes through his head when he does stuff like this. But, let the faux outrage flow.
Hehe, if a professional sportsman repeatedly biting opponents in arguably the biggest sporting event there is doesn't cause a commotion there would be something seriously wrong. It's quite unnerving when a toddler does it ffs.
 

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They stood by him when he racially abused a player on the pitch, and the last time he bit someone. Why would this make any difference.
This is actually a result for them. If he gets a big ban no one will buy him and he'll stay at Liverpool for the season. It might even kill any transfer talk. They're well used to starting the season without him.
 

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If Suarez lost his tooth biting Chiellini I'm sure it would be similar to when a deer loses an antler or an elephant loses a tusk

His teeth are fecking huge
 

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Hehe, if a professional sportsman repeatedly biting opponents in arguably the biggest sporting event there is doesn't cause a commotion there would be something seriously wrong. It's quite unnerving when a toddler does it ffs.
Still a shame that it's probably going to become the iconic moment and image of what has otherwise been a great WC (so far) on its own merit.
 

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I know a few Liverpool supporters and their blind defence if him is plain ridiculous, it actually makes me angry. I Don't think I would ever defend a utd player if they did that. The guy needs help. He has an issue, and unless he is banned and fined seriously he will just carry on doing it. 3 times already!! :mad:
 

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Hehe, if a professional sportsman repeatedly biting opponents in arguably the biggest sporting event there is doesn't cause a commotion there would be something seriously wrong. It's quite unnerving when a toddler does it ffs.
A Liverpool supporting mate of mine put up a post on FB earlier basically moaning about the media focussing on Suarez when plenty of other players go unpunished. He actually tried to float the "he didn't break the skin" defence. Ridiculous.
 

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My girlfriend wanted to watch the new season of true blood and I wanted to watch the football, so we agreed to record it and watch some people crying and biting each other, and then watch true blood.
 

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Do you remember when Rooney swore in the camera? The outrage, the apology, the out of control bull we had from other supporters? If that's a benchmark this is off the scale isnt it?!
 

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Luis Suarez
Strengths: Knows racial slurs in nine languages; Sharp molars in lower jaw; Obliviousness to social norms and basic human decency allows him to really focus on playing soccer

Weakness: Has trouble adapting game to civilized society

Nicknames: Asshole, Prick, Piece Of Shit, Cheating feck, Racist feck, Cheating Racist feck

Claim To Fame: Will really go the extra mile to be a dick

Pet Peeve: Other people

Biggest Secret: Feels absolutely nothing while listening to Uruguay’s national anthem before kickoff

Role Models: Lance Armstrong, Alex Rodriguez

Punishment For Racially Abusing, Biting Other Players: Millions of dollars in sponsorships, starting spot on Liverpool FC and Uruguayan national team

Any Remorse For Way He Conducts Himself As A High-Profile Professional Athlete: Nope

Fun Fact: feck him

http://www.theonion.com/articles/world-cup-players-to-watch,36267/#7
The Onion is news before it happens.
 

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Will Uruguay be training in those special "LUIS IS INNOCENT" shirts before the next game?
 

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Two guys in Norway actually won as they had bet on Suarez to bite someone at the world cup. Their betting company had a betting section called World Cup rarities. They are from separate parts in Norway. One bet 3£ and won over 525 and one bet 10£ and won 1750.

Probably more people that won on it as well.
 

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I love the fact that the english media hate him. I hope he carries on doing this kind of stuff just to annoy them.