Let's all laugh at Chelsea

Tommy

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Back where they belong. Feck them.
 

justboy68

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It's a strange season when we're nearly halfway through and Leicester have more than double the points of Chelsea.
 

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I don't know how anyone can say it's no longer funny. It's bloody hilarious. Jose and his antics, his obsession with Wenger, the player carousel, the waste of youth products etc. I'm loving it.
 

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This is honestly one of the most incredible things I've seen in football. To go from champions to this is almost unprecedented, at least amongst established top sides.
 

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This is honestly one of the most incredible things I've seen in football. To go from champions to this is almost unprecedented, at least amongst established top sides.
Moyes had a good attempt at doing a ''2015 José'' :lol:
 

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They will probably win the champions league to be honest :lol:
 

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After our performance today, there's not much to laugh about today regarding Chelsea.
 

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They won't, not without a top class striker.
That won't be enough. They need at least one top class RB (or LB if Azpi is moved back to RB), CB, CM and TWO top class strikers after ditching Costa. Then they might challenge Spurs next season. None of them will come cheap so Roman's looking at big contracts and fees in excess of £120m in the summer easily. Otherwise players' agents won't bother because they won't be in the CL.
 

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That won't be enough. They need at least one top class RB (or LB if Azpi is moved back to RB), CB, CM and TWO top class strikers after ditching Costa. Then they might challenge Spurs next season. None of them will come cheap so Roman's looking at big contracts and fees in excess of £120m in the summer easily. Otherwise players' agents won't bother because they won't be in the CL.
Good joke. If we get all those players we would challenge for the title.

Mourinho has fecked us here and he needs to go now. This team is much better than the shit he has them playing.
 

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Good joke. If we get all those players we would challenge for the title.

Mourinho has fecked us here and he needs to go now. This team is much better than the shit he has them playing.
No you won't win the league even with those players because Brendan Rodgers (or even Eddie Howe) will be managing you. Maybe I should have been clearer. :)
 

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No you won't win the league even with those players because Brendan Rodgers (or even Eddie Howe) will be managing you. Maybe I should have been clearer. :)
Ancelotti has already stated he would like to manage us long term.
 

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Ancelotti has already stated he would like to manage us long term.
He won you the league and FA cup and was STILL kicked out unceremoniously during Roman's elevated trigger happy stage. Let's see what happens there.
 

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Worst PL title defense ever.

They are woeful.

There's no chance Jose will last the season imo.
 

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VorZakone

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Shocking season just like Dortmund last season even though Dortmund managed to do the business at the end stages to secure Europe at the least.
 

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This also has a place in here....

 

El Zoido

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Winning at Stamford Bridge used to be such a hard achievement, nowadays anyone fancies their chances :lol:
I'd laugh but you can say the same about Old Trafford these days, maybe not for winning but at least taking a draw.
 

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I'd laugh but you can say the same about Old Trafford these days, maybe not for winning but at least taking a draw.
We're unbeaten at home this season and have conceded 2 goals at Old Trafford in all competitions. I'm not happy with our season so far but this is too much.
 

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The result only cheered me up briefly. So sad that I can't even enjoy Chelsea's misfortune because we are struggling :(
 

El Zoido

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We're unbeaten at home this season and have conceded 2 goals at Old Trafford in all competitions. I'm not happy with our season so far but this is too much.
We're defensively solid by I don't think teams come to Old Trafford with the fear of god in them. I think most of them fancy their chances because they know we won't create much.