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What are the chances something weird happens again?

I'm going for CM punk bashing Stipe with a folded chair.
 

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Stipe isnt all that...he was getting rocked...any other HW would of been all over him after those shots...Overeem just stood there and let him regain his composure.
 

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So it's over. I'm no MMA aficionado, but that didn't seem like a normal first round in a heavyweight fight.
 

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Controversy? Overeem thought he won.

EDIT: or not lolol
 

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There was night in 2013, where a guy won by eye poke, another by a dislocated thumb tko, there was other stuff too, was totally insane.

@Vato, you remember, was like PhilipB jinxed the whole show?
:lol: Yeah, @PhilipB had placed some bets and all hell broke loose. There was a no contest due to eye poke, Jon Jones' toe looked like he stepped on a landmine and some other weird shit. That night was way worse than tonight.
 

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There was night in 2013, where a guy won by eye poke, another by a dislocated thumb tko, there was other stuff too, was totally insane.

@Vato, you remember, was like PhilipB jinxed the whole show?
:lol: Yeah, @PhilipB had placed some bets and all hell broke loose. There was a no contest due to eye poke, Jon Jones' toe looked like he stepped on a landmine and some other weird shit. That night was way worse than tonight.
That was also the night of the demonic voice :nervous:

Bisping v Belcher, co-main event

 

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Gall was a bit too try hard during his Rogan speech. Throwing in a few fecks here and there to be edgey..coming from a guy who wanted Hey Mickey as his entrance song
 

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Brown belt beats a 37 year old green horn in the first round with a submission. Didn't need to be Mystic Meg to predict that.

Fair play to Punk for doing something he's always wanted to do and taking the risk. Go wrestle in NJPW.

Sage fight is a good one, if Sage's dad allows it.
 

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Well that was a bizarre card to say the least. Not surprised with CM Punk getting destroyed. He was out of his depth but gotta' give him props for putting everything into his training and giving it a shot. Mickey Gall was just way too good for him, good young fighter who I think we'll see a lot of over the years in the UFC. Would not mind seeing him face Sage Northcutt next. I'm glad Werdum beat Browne. That flying side kick was amazing from Werdum. Browne's head coach is a fecking prick. He should've had his coaching license taken away when he told Ronda Rousey she looked 'beautiful' in the first round against Holly Holm. Miocic and Overeem was awesome, both fighters hurt each other quite badly. I thought it was all over when Overeem sank in that Guillotine. Stipe did well to recover and get the stoppage.
 

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Eh, feck it. I'm 4 inches taller and have about 50 pounds on Gall and I still wouldn't fight him. Anyone and I do mean anyone who makes that walk and gets inside any cage half naked with another man who is trained to do you harm in the worst kind of way is beyond being laughed at.
Why? People are entitled to take the piss. The guy literally did nothing so people will take the piss. It is pretty hard to do any worse than him. I don't watch WWF but what I saw in the buld up I don't mind CM Punk but it was still funny that he did nothing and people are gonna laugh at it.

Most the card was pretty underwhelming in my opinion. The main event was decent but other than tht it was pretty average. Cain or Werdum next for Miocic.
 

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That was easily the most bizarre UFC in ages.

- The refs were a bit crap. Allowing Browne to take a lady boy break because his finger hurt. What the actual feck ? :lol:

- Edmund should be banned from events if he's going to pull stunts like that. Not only is he apparently a shit coach, but a bit of a twat to boot.

- Props to Punk, but he should never fight in the UFC again. He's 37 and won't be improving much. He got his shot and can comfortably move on to something else now.

- Gall looks like a star in the making. He needs to fight a mid table calibre opponent in the mold of Neil Magny or the like to test his skills

- Miocic has improved considerably since losing to JdS and needs to fight Cain next.

- Werdum looked sluggish. Age catching up to him ? He wants a title shot next but I'd like to see him fight JDS first and then have the winner fight the winner of Miocic/Cain.

- Bethe Correia is a clown. Maybe Holly Holm can take care of her next.

All in all a bizarre event. The next 3-4 UFC fight nights leading up to the Bisping UFC all look uninspiring. Think I'll take a month off to recharge my interest a bit.