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John Stones | Performances

Trizy

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Over £120million on CBs and they've the worst pairing in the top 8 :lol:
 

cyberman

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Do you mean Pep thinks he's a better ball player than he is or you just talking about this game?
This game. You can't really blame Stones when Pep is constantly changing from 3 to 4 at the back so many times in 45 mins.
Maldini in his prime would struggle in his position today
 

Kostur

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This game. You can't really blame Stones when Pep is constantly changing from 3 to 4 at the back so many times in 45 mins.
Maldini in his prime would struggle in his position today
To be fair mate we're 'avin a laff at Poop in the matchday thread so you're welcome to laugh at him with us there. Here we laugh at John 'defender' Stones.
 

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The money City have spent at centre half is frightening, yet there remains no improvement. They're arguably worse.
Arguably? They're clearly worse. They insist on playing out from the back, yet Bravo and Stones, who he bought precisely for this purpose, aren't even that great at it. And they're even worse at their primary jobs. Have they had a single game this season where one of the two hasn't had a brain fart?
 

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Every time I watch City this guy is utter shit yet he gets so much hype.
 

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Christ almighty, we were laughing at David Luiz for being world's most expensive defender but he is infinitely better at defending than this guy.
 

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I am screaming. You can't write this. fecking dreadful.
 

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I think I said this before but, for how bad he has been he is probably the only one in the backline who will not be replaced over the summer.
 

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We need to remove artist from the title it implies some form of competence
 

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3 assists today. Imagine comparing this guy with David Luiz.
 

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Imagine thinking buying Stones'd turn out better than buying Bailly. :lol:
 

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Catastrophic defender and the worst value for money deal since that bloke got tricked by a con artist into "buying the Eiffel Tower"
 

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Never good to laugh at someone's misery but this is really funny. Although Stones had nothing to do with the transfer price.
 

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Apparently he got a tattoo of his missus' face on his back after he cheated on her. He'll have to get a full body Pep tattoo at this rate.