Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?
- Thread starter Edgar Allan Pillow
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Round 4 task
@wr8_utd
When I was relatively active on the forum, I've known him for his love(Obsession?) for Rooney. May be Kagawa too? I'm not sure. I actually went to his profile and saw that he's been awake until 4.14 am watching the United game. He sure must've posted and resurrected a few Rooney/Kagawa threads spewing some putrid shit.
Anyway, I imagine him to be about 5'7", Indian, average looking. Probably studying at some engineering college, tried to join the college football team, only to fail miserably. He must have about 6 Rooney posters in his bedroom, and buttplug with 'Rooney' inscribed, may be he sleeps in a Rooney t-shirt too. Apart from all that he is a pretty normal Indian guy. I'm sure he's been peer pressured in to watching and supporting an ISL team. Give it up mate. It's fecking shit.
@wr8_utd
When I was relatively active on the forum, I've known him for his love(Obsession?) for Rooney. May be Kagawa too? I'm not sure. I actually went to his profile and saw that he's been awake until 4.14 am watching the United game. He sure must've posted and resurrected a few Rooney/Kagawa threads spewing some putrid shit.
Anyway, I imagine him to be about 5'7", Indian, average looking. Probably studying at some engineering college, tried to join the college football team, only to fail miserably. He must have about 6 Rooney posters in his bedroom, and buttplug with 'Rooney' inscribed, may be he sleeps in a Rooney t-shirt too. Apart from all that he is a pretty normal Indian guy. I'm sure he's been peer pressured in to watching and supporting an ISL team. Give it up mate. It's fecking shit.
Round 4 task
A typical day in the life of @Snowjoe starts at around 2 pm. After snorting a couple of lines to get him going he proceeds to have a breakfast for champions – leftovers from last nights kebab.
Since it’s time to get to work he jumps into his best tracksuit and starts his daily round of providing romantic sessions of fingerblasting to wealthy widows.
However our dear snowjoe is not just about business he also has a mesmerizing social life. He usually starts his evenings off by popping some MDMA to get himself into the right mood, then walks to the local park to stare and shout at ducks.
Since a rock’n’roll lifestyle like this is quite exhausting it’s time to get home to his lovely drug den now and get ready for next days adventures.
A typical day in the life of @Snowjoe starts at around 2 pm. After snorting a couple of lines to get him going he proceeds to have a breakfast for champions – leftovers from last nights kebab.
Since it’s time to get to work he jumps into his best tracksuit and starts his daily round of providing romantic sessions of fingerblasting to wealthy widows.
However our dear snowjoe is not just about business he also has a mesmerizing social life. He usually starts his evenings off by popping some MDMA to get himself into the right mood, then walks to the local park to stare and shout at ducks.
Since a rock’n’roll lifestyle like this is quite exhausting it’s time to get home to his lovely drug den now and get ready for next days adventures.
Round 4 Task
Pick a poster of your choice (that you don't know in real life) - Write a short paragraph on how you imagine him to be, physical description, what job he'd be doing, how'd his wife/girl look like, any other characteristics etc.
@Penna is today known as the soft spoken, good-natured matriarch of the Caf, but this wasn't always so. During the Vietnam War, Penna gained a vicious reputation for her extreme torture methods, and earned herself the nickname of người bị hủy bỏ, which roughly translates into English as "The Willy Cutteroffer". There is a legend that still exists in Qui Nhon to this very day of a 7 foot tall devil woman, with eyes as red as the blood of a dragon, and hands the size of a mountain lion's, who steals the good parts from the dreams of misbehaving children, before casting them into the South China Sea to be devoured by her followers in the abyss. She also shot JFK who she mistook for John Lennon, whom she also shot as well. But those are stories for another time. No one knows where Penna lurks now. Some spectulate that she tracks down those who speak of her online and clubs them to death with the seal clubbing stick Oates got for her last Christmas. But I persibnafiobnf etg0huo
Hi, everything's fine now. Pidgy won't be typing anything else for a while. Or maybe never again at all, not sure atm might just play this one by ear lol
Penna xxx
Pick a poster of your choice (that you don't know in real life) - Write a short paragraph on how you imagine him to be, physical description, what job he'd be doing, how'd his wife/girl look like, any other characteristics etc.
@Penna is today known as the soft spoken, good-natured matriarch of the Caf, but this wasn't always so. During the Vietnam War, Penna gained a vicious reputation for her extreme torture methods, and earned herself the nickname of người bị hủy bỏ, which roughly translates into English as "The Willy Cutteroffer". There is a legend that still exists in Qui Nhon to this very day of a 7 foot tall devil woman, with eyes as red as the blood of a dragon, and hands the size of a mountain lion's, who steals the good parts from the dreams of misbehaving children, before casting them into the South China Sea to be devoured by her followers in the abyss. She also shot JFK who she mistook for John Lennon, whom she also shot as well. But those are stories for another time. No one knows where Penna lurks now. Some spectulate that she tracks down those who speak of her online and clubs them to death with the seal clubbing stick Oates got for her last Christmas. But I persibnafiobnf etg0huo
Hi, everything's fine now. Pidgy won't be typing anything else for a while. Or maybe never again at all, not sure atm might just play this one by ear lol
Penna xxx
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My hands are small, but the rest was accurate.Hehe, I move on automatically again
When is the next round?
This will be the final round and it'll have a straight shot to Grand Prize!
I'm totalling up the cash till now. Doing it for 160 posters is annoying!
I'm totalling up the cash till now. Doing it for 160 posters is annoying!
People with 1 posts in this thread. Sign up but didn't play!
12OunceEpilogue
17Larsson
2 Man Midfield
Afganitia
AmanNits04
AngeloHenriquez
AXVnee7
Aziz2112
BigTimeCharlie
Bill.s.preston
Cal?
Clas Sified
Classical Mechanic
DevilRed
dmode
Dolf
Eboue
esmufc07
Frasbul
Gentleman Jim
Harun
Hawks2008
Imran Mamdani
Ish
ivaldo
izec
Juansar_07
Kasper
Kentonio
Klean
LInkash
Liver_bird
Lord Megadrive
Maxii
MemphisDepay
Mihai
MrPooni
narnar
nc_13
neelu91
Niall
No Idea For Nickname
NotQuiteManc
Panther
Parry Gallister
Paz
Plg91
Rams
Red Star One
RedElf
Roberto420
roonster09
Roosney
Shane88
Sied
Snowjoe
spontaneus1
Sunny Jim
Toddler
Trizy
txred
verminater
Von Mistelroum
Who's Kissing Cameras?
@Crackers @Grylte @Billy Blaggs have contributed the most for keeping this thread active, so they have a choice to pick 5 players out of the above and suggest a punishment for them.
1) Do you want their names changed?
2) Do you want to give them a insulting tagline?
3) Do you want to give them a 12hr ban?
Go on. Choose! Discuss and come to a common conclusion.
12OunceEpilogue
17Larsson
2 Man Midfield
Afganitia
AmanNits04
AngeloHenriquez
AXVnee7
Aziz2112
BigTimeCharlie
Bill.s.preston
Cal?
Clas Sified
Classical Mechanic
DevilRed
dmode
Dolf
Eboue
esmufc07
Frasbul
Gentleman Jim
Harun
Hawks2008
Imran Mamdani
Ish
ivaldo
izec
Juansar_07
Kasper
Kentonio
Klean
LInkash
Liver_bird
Lord Megadrive
Maxii
MemphisDepay
Mihai
MrPooni
narnar
nc_13
neelu91
Niall
No Idea For Nickname
NotQuiteManc
Panther
Parry Gallister
Paz
Plg91
Rams
Red Star One
RedElf
Roberto420
roonster09
Roosney
Shane88
Sied
Snowjoe
spontaneus1
Sunny Jim
Toddler
Trizy
txred
verminater
Von Mistelroum
Who's Kissing Cameras?
@Crackers @Grylte @Billy Blaggs have contributed the most for keeping this thread active, so they have a choice to pick 5 players out of the above and suggest a punishment for them.
1) Do you want their names changed?
2) Do you want to give them a insulting tagline?
3) Do you want to give them a 12hr ban?
Go on. Choose! Discuss and come to a common conclusion.
Below all have $8,000 and lead the money race. However by virtue of non-submission, 4 of them drop out of the title challenge!
King_Cantona07 Didn't submit Turn 3 challenge
RedElf Didn't submit Turn 1 challenge
verminater Didn't submit Turn 1 challenge
Sied Didn't submit Turn 1 challenge
Grand Winner will be chosen from....
@FultonRed Eligible
@saik Eligible
@Kasper Eligible
@Cliche Guevara Eligible
@SAFicus Eligible
King_Cantona07 Didn't submit Turn 3 challenge
RedElf Didn't submit Turn 1 challenge
verminater Didn't submit Turn 1 challenge
Sied Didn't submit Turn 1 challenge
Grand Winner will be chosen from....
@FultonRed Eligible
@saik Eligible
@Kasper Eligible
@Cliche Guevara Eligible
@SAFicus Eligible
Insulting tagline I think
Feels like it’s over before it begun.:-(
Seconded. Or a name change I'm good with either.
This preview to Penna's biography looks like everything I thought it would be and more!Damn, missed out by a $1000
Next season we'll cut down to more active posters and streamline this a bit.
I agree, i rather see someone with a funny name or tagline, than people being banned.
It's your call. Pick 5 and suggest me a tagline.
Yo I didn’t post because I didn’t think I needed to do anything? I just keep getting money, losing money and taking penalties. Apologies anyway, I’ll endeavour to post more.
What if we pick 5 of them, and mix all names together?
Instead of just making new names, we swap them
Instead of just making new names, we swap them
What if we pick 5 of them, and mix all names together?
Instead of just making new names, we swap them
That sounds fun.And an insulting tagline.What if we pick 5 of them, and mix all names together?
Instead of just making new names, we swap them
Do we pick 5 each, or agree on 5?
Half of that list, i know nothing about, so i'll pick 5 that i am familiar with.
12oz
Eboue
Lord_Megadrive
Roosney
Snowjoe
If we get to swap names between them, i remove Roosney, and add Liver-bird, just because 1 pool fan, 1 arsenal, will make it all more interesting
Half of that list, i know nothing about, so i'll pick 5 that i am familiar with.
12oz
Eboue
Lord_Megadrive
Roosney
Snowjoe
If we get to swap names between them, i remove Roosney, and add Liver-bird, just because 1 pool fan, 1 arsenal, will make it all more interesting
Me, you and Crackers decide.
I vote for name changes, preferably without telling them
Woot woot !! Can I take the promotion to the mains even if I win the grand prize please?
Lets take this into a PM then.Me, you and Crackers decide.
I vote for name changes, preferably without telling them
When will the Grand Winner (plus second and third place) be chosen?
He revoked my perma ban. He's safe as far as I'm concerned.
Doubt we'd be able to ban him, but maybe change his name to Little Princess, or "iluvfirmino", would be fun
What if we pick 5 of them, and mix all names together?
Instead of just making new names, we swap them
niceThat's what I was thinking of as well. It should be a good joke for the next few days.maybe change his name to Little Princess, or "iluvfirmino", would be fun
Keep I simple lads. Not too much work for mods.
So I'm now in the money and moved one place on. I take it i'm winning?
Sagan avatar is mine @Rado_N @Snowjoe @Bill.s.preston
Sagan avatar is mine @Rado_N @Snowjoe @Bill.s.preston
It’ll be a great day
Something we've all longed for. Brian Cox will fecking weep.It’ll be a great day
feck that guy he’s a wasteman.