I was two days too early with my plane photoshop. 
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I fecking hope they go for Crouch or Carroll instead of Dzeko. The Chelsea fan meltdown would be beyond epic, too.
Bringing him in via the stockport approach is another masterstroke. He will be familiar with shanty towns and favelas coming from South America and this will make him feel right at home.
Gazumping Chelsea is so last window.
Top lad, get some pics of him.
Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed 
Like page per minute because of flight. Love you all fellow muppets.
Love you all fellow muppets.Hope you are at the New Bury Road to give us live updates
Sure, but I'm pretty sure Coquelin said that was a load of bollocks.He posted a video of entering the plane to "There is no easy way out"? He´s a great player, but it´s easy to see how he could piss off a whole locker room.
He's really enjoying the attention. Of course, it has doubled since he became linked with us. When he was at Arsenal, he didn't get nearly as much attention for gritting his teeth and doing his pitch squats on a regular basis.HOLY MACKARELL
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...3/Alexis-Sanchez-bargain-Man-Utd-praised.html
Sanchez just retweeted that story
Go back!Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed
Brilliant !
Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed
Turn back and give us live updates. He will be there in 10 mins.
You don't know the half of it, they once found a member's, dad's house in Spain off a few street pics posted years before.
Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed
Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed
Also, disappointed in fellow muppets
Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed
Turn back!!Pretty sure you’ll soon have company if you head back and do the right thing by staying this time.Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed
Never be embarrassed about being a muppet.Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed
I would only my 2 year old doesn’t understand the fuss and started whinging! Clearly isn’t a muppet for Sanchez!
Turn back and give us live updates. He will be there in 10 mins.
No he won't come this way from the airport. It will be m56 and m60 or via styal lane and back roads if they are sneaky!
Cue army of caftards on high vis setting up roadblocks!
They are biased as hell.
Hope Alexis can shut them up quickly with his perfomances.
M.E.N. have been following his flight as well.
BBC saying he'll be confirmed as a United player in the next 48 hours.
I wasn't directly comparing United and Rangers, that'd be ludicrous. I was simply highlighting that comment for a tongue-in-cheek Rangers dig.
Did you introduce yourself as 'the manchester united fan'?Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed
This story has killed my phone battery the last 12 days....is he there yet
Turn back now, for the love of the caf!! Please, we beg you, sir!Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed
@manc_lass13 go back and set up a live insta-feed! Set is stage for you to become a legend.
Come on!! Be our eyes!Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed
Invent a publication you work for. Easy.
If i wasn't at kids party i would be heading to Carrington with my old kermit doll!
Go back, get the best seat, soon there will be muppets. You can always get your phone up, and say Red Cafe Press.Just drove to Carrington hoping to see fellow muppets only to find there was only me and some press waiting!! Drove off embarrassed
Of course they have. They trawl this place constantly.M.E.N. have been following his flight as well.
I'm going to miss all the mupperty and rumors once this has been completed
No I didn’t get out. If I didn’t have my daughter, would of set up camp. Was hoping to speak to fellow muppets but there wasn’t any there haha. Anyway this is my last post for the day, unfortunately! Happy Sánchez day fellow muppetsDid you introduce yourself as 'the manchester united fan'?
I'd say by the Lass in the user name @manc_lass13 you are talking to a Ms Miss or Mrs not a sir.
This is so true but at least we will have the Summer to look forward too .
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