Ozil on a free, and Mata the other way for 30m.Ozil in the summer
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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If it's anything like his time at United it'll look like he's going to end up in London and his journey will have a lot of promise but he'll end up in Oxford instead.
No its a potato from 2017.
Nah, that was Robbie Keane
Your telling me you never dreamt of playing with Andy Dibble?
Part of me wants to send out a big suck my nads tweet to every crap journo out there once this is done. They hate Utd but their paypack depends on their clickbait crap by writing about us, they all want a whiff of Utd's ass.
is there no passport office in London? Why would Miki go to Liverpool for that?
There's always the Ronaldo rumours to come..... if he ever wears a top with a bit of red in it we'll reach 1,000 pages no worries.
Is he updated on PES yet?
Get your scarves lads!
We've been invaded so many times it's easier to learn all those languages in case we get invaded again.
I'm from the west coast of Ireland. The women here look Jamaican compared to the woman in the car
If it's anything like his time at United his journey will involve going through some slightly heavy rain, at which point he'll find the nearest abandoned tunnel and hide there for all eternity.
Same day documents at Liverpool... major office (round the corner from me when I have to visit Liverpool colleagues.... they hate me when I turn up, no idea why.
)At this rate he might not even make the Yeovil registration deadline
Liverpool and Belfast seem to be the only offices that offer fast track/same day passports/permits.
time has really done a number on old Sanchez in the last 48 hours.Get your scarves lads!
What if this is all a ruse and Liverpool made a huge bid for Mkhi and Sanchez?
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We've been invaded so many times it's easier to learn all those languages in case we get invaded again.
In other news, the sky is blue.
Class. Robbie Rotten an United fan.Get your scarves lads!
Good team, thanks Norway. Meant to put Ydrassil in there somewhere but couldn't spell it.
Newport in South Wales also do same day passports/permits.
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Then they still wouldn't be able to afford his wages, 2 million a week is a lot of money you know.What if this is all a ruse and Liverpool made a huge bid for Mkhi and Sanchez?
The word scouse is also derived from a Scandinavian word isn't it?Queens English - yeah right. Your language is a fine mix of Old-Norwegian and french
In everyday sport - the following words come from scandinavian languages: Bag, Blunder, Glove, Loan, Race, Sale, Score, Wing
Football is scandinavian - not english
, come on, don't do this to me, at work, bursting in laughter, nah, not something... wait, who cares. Let them stare at me all day! Do continue..Don't want him to play in that game tbh.
watching the Dickov goal on loop in Santiago.It's not the passport office!!!
It's UKBI (actually down the road from the Passport Office in Liverpool)
Can confirm you can get fast track passports in London, right behind Victoria station. I don't even know if any of that is relevant and it's the same place he's going to though.
There's all sorts of home office immigration buildings in Croydon, London so I dunno
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Should be playing that. Gain some match fitness
Not at all. Most major cities have this facility. For certain London and Glasgow do.
Ok thanks clarifying with 3 exlamation marks
Papers? Make shit up? Never.
Here are the details we have learnt so far:
- Wenger doesn’t know how to tell the time.
- Wenger is possibly a real example of Groundhog Day.
- Mkhitaryan didn’t get a birthday cake.
- Alexis likes to strip for money.
- Howard Nurse only broke the news 2 days ago.
- Alexis definitely has 2 dogs and they are both having medicals.
- Money is superior to Pep.
- Liverpool are the biggest club in England (AFTV)
Feel free to add to the list.
- Wenger doesn’t know how to tell the time.
- Wenger is possibly a real example of Groundhog Day.
- Mkhitaryan didn’t get a birthday cake.
- Alexis likes to strip for money.
- Howard Nurse only broke the news 2 days ago.
- Alexis definitely has 2 dogs and they are both having medicals.
- Money is superior to Pep.
- Liverpool are the biggest club in England (AFTV)
Feel free to add to the list.
First player since Ronaldo even worthy of consideration regarding the Number 7 jersey as far as I'm concerned (and I know ronaldo was given it quickly... But no young player we have is that talented and in a fitting position for it).
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