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The body language after the 1-3 was golden.

I almost felt sorry for him, but then I remembered that time he was filmed snorting stuff from a prostituete's boobs and thought, meh he'l be aight.
Do you really believe that was him?
 

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The body language after the 1-3 was golden.

I almost felt sorry for him, but then I remembered that time he was filmed snorting stuff from a prostituete's boobs and thought, meh he'l be aight.
Ha is this true?
 

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Dreadful today, and even Foden's shot went straight through him.
 

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Very arrogant with his passes today. City pressed Liverpool from the back superbly today.
 

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Hard for me to be that angry with him considering how much he’s improved us since signing.

Very bad day at the office.
 

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Think that was one of the worst performances I've ever seen from a top level keeper.

I know we've seen some stinkers from De Gea, but to be at fault for 4 goals against your main rivals for the last couple of seasons is laughably bad.
 

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Think that was one of the worst performances I've ever seen from a top level keeper.

I know we've seen some stinkers from De Gea, but to be at fault for 4 goals against your main rivals for the last couple of seasons is laughably bad.
He wasn’t at fault for the 1st one.
 

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He always has a mistake in him. Some people naively thinking this never happens.

I see errors like this a lot from him, many don’t get punished and therefore get forgotten.

Who megged him a few weeks ago 40 yards from goal?
 

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Hes a good keeper who's had a really bad day.

I've always felt because the keepers who were there before him were so bad he is overhyped massively.
 

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He wasn’t at fault for the 1st one.

Aye and De Gea wasn't at fault for Doucoure's goal.

He got enough on it that he could have palmed it off to the other side instead he put it right there into the middle of the 6 yard box.
 

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Aye and De Gea wasn't at fault for Doucoure's goal.

He got enough on it that he could have palmed it off to the other side instead he put it right there into the middle of the 6 yard box.
That was a save from a point blank shot. DDG one was a pretty tame cross.
 

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Aye and De Gea wasn't at fault for Doucoure's goal.

He got enough on it that he could have palmed it off to the other side instead he put it right there into the middle of the 6 yard box.
Ridiculous comparison.
 

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Ridiculous comparison.
Not really, they train every day for these things. He got a good hand to it enough that he could have pushed it away to then other side. Pushing the ball back into a dangerous area like that is his fault.
 

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I actually think his trailing leg kicked gundogan on purpose after first goal, he lifted leg on purpose,
 

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Without him we probably wouldn’t have the trophies we’ve won under Klopp.

He lost his head for the second goal and then completely fell apart after that. Bad day at the office.

He’s still one of the best around imo.
 

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People on here like to have a go at De Gea, but he's saved our bacon on countless occasions.
Tbh people on here seem to blow up any time one of your players has a hair out of place. I always notice player threads see a tonne of action when a bad performance or mistake has happened.
 

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Klopp in training might think he needs to give another keeper a chance and rest Allison.

Then he'll look over and see Adrian :lol:
 

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I'm not anti Scottish, I just wanted Moyes out.
:lol:

Barthez was 20 years ahead of his time. Imagine him playing today. He would be a poor shop stopper but the sweeping and ball playing would be so good.
I loved Barthez, such a character. I remember that Nike champions league add where he can't catch something in the dressing room before the game. Classic.
 

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He is good keeper but obviously had an absolute nightmare today.

Made some brilliant saves against us when we played Liverpool.
 

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It just occurred to me after waking up from a dream, just how much Allison’s cock ups were like a classic bad dream. There you are in a football stadium and you’re playing Man City with millions watching. All of a sudden your legs are made of jelly and you’re running in soft sand. You try to kick the ball clear but you’ve never actually kicked a ball before so it’s more of a spasm and it goes straight to a City player and they score. Then it happens again...
 

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I laughed at the commentators trying to generate a feeling of compassion and sadness with what he was going through. No Sirs, I thoroughly enjoyed it :D
 

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It just occurred to me after waking up from a dream, just how much Allison’s cock ups were like a classic bad dream. There you are in a football stadium and you’re playing Man City with millions watching. All of a sudden your legs are made of jelly and you’re running in soft sand. You try to kick the ball clear but you’ve never actually kicked a ball before so it’s more of a spasm and it goes straight to a City player and they score. Then it happens again...
he loves karius and Adrian
 

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I will not understand what he was trying to do on the second howler if you tied me down and fed me the explanation. He passed it straight and directly to the city player for Sterling to nod it in.

He looked at him. Saw him. Actually passed it to him and it looks intentional.