The comprehensive Ronaldo thread
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I'm not reporting it mate.
He did. Fantastic direct free kick by our very own Danish legend stolen by Chinboy who claimed it flicked against his shirt on the way into the net. Utterly shameless and I have hated the cnut ever since even though Christian wasn't even our player at the time. Of course now I hate him even more.
Touched it or not, Ronaldo with his jump froze the goalkeeper who wasn't sure if Ronaldo would be able to head or not so he just stood at his line. Much more useful from Ronaldo than scoring a penalty vs Ghana, which a player is always expected to score.
He's doing okay this WC so far. Been great if we compare it to his performances for United this season.
He's doing okay this WC so far. Been great if we compare it to his performances for United this season.
Then I don't know what to do because someone else quoted it, can I report myself ?
Yeah I was actually defending Ronaldo by saying that England's Lion acted far worse a couple of years ago but its maybe coming across badly.
It definitely influenced the goalkeeper, I'd award an assist.
Like a dummy that lets the ball flow to a teammate who finishes.
Except unintentional obviously but unintentional touches are given as assists too occasionally.
1 cm more in height and it would be his goal. Give the poor guy a break, he is already insecure about his height.
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Great game tonight. Shame he couldn't cap it off with a goal but that's the way it be. Now on to the glue factory.
Such a shameless and selfish player. Claiming a goal your team mate score.
I know he claimed it, but I wear safety glasses in work, sometimes I have them on my head, take them off, but my head is letting me think they are still on my head, maybe he won so many headers he thought he headed it 
No wonder he missed the ball, he heads with his eyes closed.
If he had Fellaini's hair he would have scored that goal.
The only thing he's the 'GOAT' of is self promotion and marketing hype.
Not bothered to read it all. But let me plant a flag: we do not want him at Bayern. Anyone saying we do should be flogged and denied access to the oktoberfest.
Pierce Morgan is a really creepy man.
His face looks very strange these days. Like he’s actually turning into one of his wax replicas.
I reckon he’a had a bit too much Botox.
It’s not Botox, it’s just a lot of foundation.
It’s gonna be given to him though, clearly flicks his barnet.
He should seek professional help.
That's why he's in the team
Hahaha yes Andy!
You need to actually touch it! To claim Brunos first WC goal as his own is just bad sportsmanship. But as we know he's a shitty teammate.
Well he did play a big part in the goal though, by distracting keeper moving into wrong position upon his jumping header off Bruno’s cross.
It was similar to one of those genius thing Pele would have done back in his days, to trick the keeper with a dummy. Although by intention he probably didn’t mean to trick the keeper with dummy header, nor did Bruno mean to score directly from the cross. But the goal did happened from dummy header off the cross.
And to be fair to him, he did go straight away to hug Bruno and celebrate the goal together and then with his teammates, right after the goal was scored, instead of doing a SIU or prayer thing to claim it himself.
It was similar to one of those genius thing Pele would have done back in his days, to trick the keeper with a dummy. Although by intention he probably didn’t mean to trick the keeper with dummy header, nor did Bruno mean to score directly from the cross. But the goal did happened from dummy header off the cross.
And to be fair to him, he did go straight away to hug Bruno and celebrate the goal together and then with his teammates, right after the goal was scored, instead of doing a SIU or prayer thing to claim it himself.
Shouldn't Ronaldo also get at least a fraction of Portugal's 2nd goal yesterday? They scored a penalty (after he'd been subbed out by his disrespectful manager, such disrespect), he's their usual penalty taker so it doesn't seem right that people should hate on the best player to ever play the game by taking away a goal from him that is rightfully his.
And so is his brother Piers
To be fair to him, he probably did feel it brush his hair so a striker will always claim that, if he had Afro there’d be no question it’s his goal
fecksake he was unable to reach a crossDeliberately, such is his genius
Whether or not Harry Kane scored the first goal for Portugal yesterday.
Given he mind controlled his team mates during the Euro final, this is nothing for him
Siuuumilar to genius
I'm not sure if this is parody or not?
He should have used the hand of god like the famous cheating midget.
Glad he’s gone, what a massive dick
to be fair it's right up there with the classic world cup moments
Pele's dummy
the hand of god
did it cross the line
did it brush Ronaldo's barnet
Pele's dummy
the hand of god
did it cross the line
did it brush Ronaldo's barnet
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It's his goal. There is no way that Bruno can bend it like that. Ronaldo have an almighty breath to turn it into the goal. Without that it would have sailed out for a throw in at the far side.