How have we still not defeated that Swedish clown ffsI take it back, this will be my last update before I take a break, because this is something we've been waiting for for literally the entire game. It's also kinda an example of the aforementioned rule, even if @SilentWitness is a pretty good ally.
@altodevil, @BootsyCollins, @Samid, @Igor Drefljak, @Vidyoyo.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
Oh I suspect you're about to.
Paradox should upgrade their AI. Some questionable moves here. It would be great if I could ask my Sultan to write me a war poem using only verbs
You've lost every war against the Iberians so far, but you're still getting bigger between every update.
It's the quantity idea I guess. Unless the AI has some grand strategy up its sleeve
I blame those bastards in Lubeck.
Don't worry. Soon i am joining you. I am not in any list. Poor undeveloped country with small army. My ruler must ne some drunk dude.
If only we made an alliance, eh?
Is the 92% my bad ass at war rating or my percentage of troops in the coalition?
I might not do much, but when I do, it's important!I take it back, this will be my last update before I take a break, because this is something we've been waiting for for literally the entire game. It's also kinda an example of the aforementioned rule, even if @SilentWitness is a pretty good ally.
@altodevil, @BootsyCollins, @Samid, @Igor Drefljak, @Vidyoyo.
Am I just delaying the inevitable death by Solius?
It's your "war participation", so not exactly your percentage of troops but similar enough. You'll basically be doing everything in that war.
We want a League war *clap clap clap* we want a league war *clap clap clap*
Stop asking these shite questions already or else we'll be coming for you once we're done with @Vidyoyo
I'm just trying to learn.Serves you right you incestuous boot licker
You can celebrate his demise on a beach chair in Jamaica. I'll celebrate it in the jungles of Africa
oh wow this is still going huh
Come for me, you better not miss.
Art imitates life.
feck that I'm heading to Medellin
Did I ever pick a third idea tree thing? @nimic
Yep, Trade.
What's my third idea?
Administrative, makes it easier to deal with a large country.
@Abizzz has been a naughty boy, and is now the target of a pretty big coalition. That means that if he attacks anyone, these guys will get involved.
Did I lose my home province?@Abizzz has been a naughty boy, and is now the target of a pretty big coalition. That means that if he attacks anyone, these guys will get involved.
Speaking of Abizzz, the Printing Press just appeared in his lands. The institutions should appear roughly 50 years apart, but Colonialism was so slow to appear that lots of countries still haven't even embraced that one, so now they're two behind.
Yep well spotted, they forced you to release the country of Wolgast, and that included your capital. Also holy shit I just noticed that @Dan is back. They made you release Dan
What's more, he immediately allied @Abizzz, so he has a decent ally for once. He's also an Elector in the Holy Roman Empire, which means he gets to vote on who is Emperor!
What a fecking hero.
So yeah, you lost a few provinces @Dr. Dwayne, but it's not the end or anything. They also didn't directly take most of them. In a way you were lucky to be at war with the Holy Roman Emperor, because it's in their best interest to make sure there are as many different countries in the Empire as possible (they get bonuses based on the number), so he didn't really want to conquer you.
Interesting development! @Igor Drefljak and his allies won the war against @Vidyoyo, but it could probably have been even worse if not for the Emperor, @adexkola invading Igor. I think what happened was that Igor attacked and annexed the city of Lübeck. But a mechanic in the game is that the Emperor can demand that any country which owns a province in the Empire that is not a core (takes time to make it into one) returns that province. If they refuse, then this can happen:
Should have said yes...
Edit: And I just noticed that all his allies, who just helped him attack Vidyoyo, refused to join the war in his defense so the alliances broke.
Should have said yes...
Edit: And I just noticed that all his allies, who just helped him attack Vidyoyo, refused to join the war in his defense so the alliances broke.
FFS you assholes. At least I still have Stettin.Yep well spotted, they forced you to release the country of Wolgast, and that included your capital. Also holy shit I just noticed that @Dan is back. They made you release Dan
What's more, he immediately allied @Abizzz, so he has a decent ally for once. He's also an Elector in the Holy Roman Empire, which means he gets to vote on who is Emperor!
What a fecking hero.
So yeah, you lost a few provinces @Dr. Dwayne, but it's not the end or anything. They also didn't directly take most of them. In a way you were lucky to be at war with the Holy Roman Emperor, because it's in their best interest to make sure there are as many different countries in the Empire as possible (they get bonuses based on the number), so he didn't really want to conquer you.
I have no idea what any of these means, but my allies, I won one war for you, now I need your help!
Did they fecking take Glogau from me too? Death to the HRE!
Wow, what a rollercoaster i’ve been on.Yep well spotted, they forced you to release the country of Wolgast, and that included your capital. Also holy shit I just noticed that @Dan is back. They made you release Dan
What's more, he immediately allied @Abizzz, so he has a decent ally for once. He's also an Elector in the Holy Roman Empire, which means he gets to vote on who is Emperor!
What a fecking hero.
So yeah, you lost a few provinces @Dr. Dwayne, but it's not the end or anything. They also didn't directly take most of them. In a way you were lucky to be at war with the Holy Roman Emperor, because it's in their best interest to make sure there are as many different countries in the Empire as possible (they get bonuses based on the number), so he didn't really want to conquer you.
My lands in Italy still holding up . @VeevaVee
. @VeevaVeeSorry @Igor Drefljak
Wow, what a rollercoaster i’ve been on.
pretty amazing Dan.
250k army. With 100k cannons
