Ok well. I'm fecked. Gonna have to marry the Malian King's daughter and head for the gold in Southern Africa.@RedSky didn't get anything I'm afraid, even though he was occupying the French provinces of @Welsh Wonder. @Solius also took all four of Crackers' continental provinces. But surely @BD continued his conquest of @Shakesey, I hear you say? Well...
Gaming 1836 - The Europa Universalis 4 Experiment (Hands-off) - Map & stats in second post - Final Map and Stats update - Timelapse video
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I usually have awful luck in experiments so it makes a nice change.
I'm gonna die this time, i can feel it
I take it back, this will be my last update before I take a break, because this is something we've been waiting for for literally the entire game. It's also kinda an example of the aforementioned rule, even if @SilentWitness is a pretty good ally.
@altodevil, @BootsyCollins, @Samid, @Igor Drefljak, @Vidyoyo.
@altodevil, @BootsyCollins, @Samid, @Igor Drefljak, @Vidyoyo.
This will be my last update for a bit (maybe today), but I give you example #198293727321 of why only allying small countries that you can dominate is a terrible idea.
@Dr. Dwayne, @adexkola, @V.O., @KirkDuyt
Thanks what does this mean?
I thought me and alto were allied at one point?I was going to disprove that but then I just found this screenshot of your Beard FC getting relegated from the RedCafe Premier League.
You've allied the dark greenies
Ok, glad to be have Bohemia but are my new allies any good? Am I at war with the other group?
Those are your enemies... I think you're at war... Maybe not, though
Your allies are tiny countries, while your enemies are pretty big countries (including the Holy Roman Emperor). You'll be lucky if this isn't the start of a @Dan-esque death spiral.
It means this is your spokesman:
My allies don't look that strong is that correct? At least I have my artillery.
Sorry for all the questions I've never played this game.
Cheers nimnom. Yep that looks a little lopsided.
No that's fine, sometimes my short comments/jokes miss the mark a bit when it involves people who have no idea how the game works. You allied the dark green countries, and the red ones are your enemies (one of them declared war on you, bringing in their own allies, who are much bigger than yours). You can see the two sides in the table, and below that you can see how many soldiers they have.
I take it back, this will be my last update before I take a break, because this is something we've been waiting for for literally the entire game. It's also kinda an example of the aforementioned rule, even if @SilentWitness is a pretty good ally.
@altodevil, @BootsyCollins, @Samid, @Igor Drefljak, @Vidyoyo.
How have we still not defeated that Swedish clown ffs
Oh I suspect you're about to.
Paradox should upgrade their AI. Some questionable moves here. It would be great if I could ask my Sultan to write me a war poem using only verbs
You've lost every war against the Iberians so far, but you're still getting bigger between every update.
It's the quantity idea I guess. Unless the AI has some grand strategy up its sleeve
I blame those bastards in Lubeck.
Don't worry. Soon i am joining you. I am not in any list. Poor undeveloped country with small army. My ruler must ne some drunk dude.
If only we made an alliance, eh?
Is the 92% my bad ass at war rating or my percentage of troops in the coalition?
I take it back, this will be my last update before I take a break, because this is something we've been waiting for for literally the entire game. It's also kinda an example of the aforementioned rule, even if @SilentWitness is a pretty good ally.
@altodevil, @BootsyCollins, @Samid, @Igor Drefljak, @Vidyoyo.
I might not do much, but when I do, it's important!
Am I just delaying the inevitable death by Solius?
It's your "war participation", so not exactly your percentage of troops but similar enough. You'll basically be doing everything in that war.
We want a League war *clap clap clap* we want a league war *clap clap clap*
Stop asking these shite questions already or else we'll be coming for you once we're done with @Vidyoyo
Serves you right you incestuous boot licker
You can celebrate his demise on a beach chair in Jamaica. I'll celebrate it in the jungles of Africa
oh wow this is still going huh
Come for me, you better not miss.
Art imitates life.
feck that I'm heading to Medellin
Did I ever pick a third idea tree thing? @nimic
Yep, Trade.
Administrative, makes it easier to deal with a large country.
@Abizzz has been a naughty boy, and is now the target of a pretty big coalition. That means that if he attacks anyone, these guys will get involved.
