If we want Hojlund to play today, they need to announce him before announcing game squad - so within the next 37 minutes
Rasmus Højlund | Signed for United
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
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Exactly. Says it all about our fan base when you’re mocking your own players, especially a new signing and someone who’s only 20 years old. Could really affect him if he sees stupid comments online.
Ye forgot about him
Bowl cut.Footballer dares to get a haircut different from the unimaginative, Hitler Youth, skin fade every other boring cnut in the world has and the Caf turns into a fashion blog.
Imagine commenting about football in an open forum with people you don’t know.
Love that, he'll need it playing for Man united. The timid ones don't find it easy here.
The last player who invited so much controversy about his haircuts was Pogba, and look how that turned out. 
Imagine doing anything
I think he'll be in the squad tomorrow. Doubt he is in it today
Skin fades really bother you haha.
Are you bald?
These days there are laser treatments, punch elevation, excision and TCA speeling. He'll be rich enough so if he wishes he can always do that.
Oh no you di’nt
Benni is on the case!
If it looks like a bald and sounds like a bald it probably is
I wasn't talking about that. And even without the unveiling the chance to play for United and achieve the top silverwares would fire him up enough imo. Then when he plays it's not like the stadium would be empty.
What I was talking about is with a lot of attention comes a lot of pressure. Sometime a bit low key would help the player much better to settle in especially when the player is young. This whole PR stunt is surely good marketing wise but I'm not sure about football wise.
Suspect he trained yesterday at least
Do pigeons go bald?
Hopefully he's smart enough to stay away from social media. I know at 20, I'd find it hard and would probably take some comments to heart and let them affect me subconsciously. Genuinely think the advice I'd give any young player is to stay clear of all the online platforms
But then he must have a strong character to get to the top level and get to where he's at.
Twas an underrated Barnet, I felt
Lord have mercy!
That's why I said basically. Anyway it's very unlikely that he'd play today imo.
Surely the lad is fit enough but letting him play without enough preparation, at least for him to understand the tactic, to get to know his teammates etc. is a bit irresponsible imo. Imagine what the fans, the media would say if he sucks badly because of the lack of preparation after that flashy unveiling.
He’s been a coot all along!
Psycho on steroidsHe doesn't need to bulk up. Have you seen him for Atalanta?
You brought them up first ffs
And I could grow hair on the top of my head if I wanted, I just don't want to...
Wow, the photo is bulked up in last few weeks!He doesn't need to bulk up. Have you seen him for Atalanta?
For anyone who even gives a crap, it’s pronounced Hoi-Lun (silent d).
Video is like he’s debuting on WWE Raw.
Just the way I like it.
Looks like someone who’s been clocked on the CCTV at night at the back of Tesco.
We have signed nick carter
Music being turned down in OT. Unveiling imminent
Worst kept secret this transfer window. Loses it's excitement as this was reported a week ago.
Are MUTV showing a Varane while he is being announced at the stadium?!
Tell me why
Hope he does well
That haircut should get more stick than pogba’s got
I could go for a 90s Sting intro. Have Rasmus come from the rafters red face paint bat in hand ready to go.
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