Here he comes.
Rasmus Højlund | Signed for United
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Seriously why the trousers? He looks like a MMA fighter
Announcement finally
I don’t think mixing an announcement with a game works?
We should be allowed to enjoy both moments in isolation.
We should be allowed to enjoy both moments in isolation.
MAN IS ON TV!!!
I love how the United app sends out these notifications with words to the effect of "Stand by, we have an exiting announcement" "We have some exciting transfer news"
As if no one on planet earth didn't already know who the player was about 3 weeks ago! I know it's not a lot they can do about it, but still
As if no one on planet earth didn't already know who the player was about 3 weeks ago! I know it's not a lot they can do about it, but still
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Of all the hair styles he couldve picked, he picked Mudryks.
He's wearing number one! 
What a buzz for the lad.
Must be having one of the moments of his life here
Must be having one of the moments of his life here
His name is already being massacred.
What you got planned mate?
He didn't attempt to hide his acnes even after signing for United. He is the real one.
"Welcome Højland" ffs the least you could do is learn to spell his name
the least you could do is learn to spell his nameWelcome Hojlander
A man has no number.
Did I hear them say new Nr 20?
Yeah, I just don't see it as a big issue. And for all we know, the player gets the option of whether or not to do it (although probably not...).
You're playing for Man Utd. The pressure and attention from the press is turned up to maximum either way. I can't see the reveal making any difference to that.
Poor kid. Watch the Glazers get a Clearasil sponsorship for him.
I was really wondering whats the point in a reveal at a game but I actually get it now. The new signing must get so much added goosebumps being presented to a crowd and in Hojlund's case as a boyhood fan I'm sure he loved it.
Came here to read about our new CF. now trying to figure out what's the best hair product for balding men.
You muppets are worse than teenagers sometimes
You muppets are worse than teenagers sometimes
Awful barnet
He’s injured apparently. A few weeks off playing. Also explains the lack of impetus to get it done before today.
Announced without a number
"Welcome Højland" ffs
I literally said the same thing when I seen that.Let’s hope he skips the neck tattoos that say Jesus…
Wait, he’s not even playing? We’re just unveiling a relatively unfamous signing who’s been here for nearly a week already before a game, but not playing him?
What an thoroughly weird thing to do.
What an thoroughly weird thing to do.
Definitely getting Martial's number.
He doesn’t need one if he’s going straight in the reserves
Ink probably isn’t dry on the visa application yet.
Thought I heard new number 20? Might be mistaken
Already injured. Get rid.
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Party popper
Bought an injured player to replace an injured player
FFS! Hopefully we get through these next couple of games unscathed. That’s Mainoo, Amad and now our new main striker all injured before the seasons even started.
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