If you were a delusional cnut like Ten Hag you wouldn't care
Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager
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Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
I can't think of a single good reason why he's still here. Id take whatever interim manager we could find over whatever this is.
It's obvious that ETH's ceiling has been exposed and it's not even close to EPL standards. The man's fit to manage farmers and chain smokers. He needs a league where tactics don't matter and so his lack thereof isn't exposed brutally week in, week out by even the worst clubs in the league.
Man's a massive fraud and he's been sussed out.
It's obvious that ETH's ceiling has been exposed and it's not even close to EPL standards. The man's fit to manage farmers and chain smokers. He needs a league where tactics don't matter and so his lack thereof isn't exposed brutally week in, week out by even the worst clubs in the league.
Man's a massive fraud and he's been sussed out.
Call him right now and ask him to make his mind up
People will stop watching.
Actually, if Bayern truly want him, maybe we can avoid paying the last year of his contract. At this point, you probably let him finish out the season, but openly engage with Tuchel or whoever.
Ten Hag has to go and SHOULD HAVE GONE AFTER THE CHELSEA RESULT. INEOS deserve plenty of criticism right now for not reading the room any better and for choosing to behave like total cheapskates in this case.
And for those who say that it would have been too disruptive with the FA Cup final ahead, I hope you are aware that there are clubs that have sacked managers even when there was a cup final ahead before.
And for those who say that it would have been too disruptive with the FA Cup final ahead, I hope you are aware that there are clubs that have sacked managers even when there was a cup final ahead before.
All of them. They were "assets" to be held and they took full advantage of that.
What worries me is that there are 621 people (to date) in this thread who have some form of clinical delusion.
I mean to be fair to Ten Hag, he's got a shocking lineup to play the mighty Crystal Palace. Only the 250 million worth of players to start with (7 which he brought into the club.) What do you expect? To go in a 1-1 against a side in the bottom half?
Zero Hag looked sitting pathetic on the bench watching a world class team like Palace destroying his team. What a fraud.
Palace are showboating out there. Olise is almost walking around there like a semiretired goat level player in a charity game. The injuries are terrible as usual but there must surely be something he can do to at least make Palace work for it.
It's bizarre that this is what we've ended up with after 2 seasons and he's still guaranteed to be manager next season because we've no standards at all.
30 points behind Arsenal... incredible
He's spent 9 days talking about how shit these players are compared to the ones he wanted and flirting with Bayern. He shouldn't be anywhere near this squad.
Do any of you really think with 10 first team players out, any other manager could really have the team performing? Injuries have well and truly fecked us this season and for people to ignore that is just silly. Bring in any manager next season, give them the teams injury crisis and they won't do much better in all honesty.
It’s amazing. It’s almost verbatim for some posters here.
This and the thrashing/humiliation we will suffer against Arsenal could see him gone before the end of the season. I’d still imagine he won’t go until after the Cup Final but this is like watching Moyes at the end.
Just give him another season
What's the point majority here voted for him to manage the FA Cup final? I feel we have more chance even with Steve McLaren, at the very least he can play proper defensive counter attack style of play. With ETH, we have no chance against City.
He's so gone. I love the guy but he has to go. What happens if he gets another season and we are at square one after 3 or 5 games.
Who have they had injured this season? And how many of them injuries have been at the same time?
For £200k a week I'd give it a go
Spot on. Worryingly Mainoo appears to now be running in quicksand too - as for Antony has that shit even been on the pitch?
A random honeymoon period under an interim manager is actually our only chance to maybe scrape a 0-0 at Wembley and beat City on penalties, maybe.
People who think Ten Hag can pull something out of that game when he's barely able to take anything away from mid table sides are on something very potent.
The account is obviously doing it for engagement.
Honestly ? I’d rather Louis Jackson play instead of Casemiro at centre back as 1. It’s his natural position 2. His legs haven’t completely gone 3. Isn’t afraid to tackle for fear of being sent off and 4. Isn’t there just for the money.
There may be a few shaky moments but playing alongside someone like Evans could see Jackson be led through the game, the fact Ashley Young and Jamie Carragher are right now saying Casemiro is ‘embarrassing’ and ‘shambolic’ at centre back and that he needs to be taken off the pitch should tell you more.
IF we lose this. And we most likely will. The most points we can get is 63.
For Context, our season with Moyes we finished on 64.
For Context, our season with Moyes we finished on 64.
Chelsea and Newcaatle had injuries, they are aheaf of us. This is not an excuse.
Grow up
Yes, the season has been riddled with injuries. Yes, we have some absolute dross on the pitch. Yes, everything around the club has been a mess for a while. No, that doesn't excuse EtH.
There are many good managers out there who are succesful in making their team play attractive football and winning. Some of them even inherit most of their squad.
Meanwhile, we're humiliated by lesser teams on a weekly basis. We look completely clueless in every single aspect of the game. With one of the biggest budgets in the world of football.
This cannot be excused. It doens't mean that EtH is a poor manager. But it should be obvious for everyone that he's definitely not good enough.
There are many good managers out there who are succesful in making their team play attractive football and winning. Some of them even inherit most of their squad.
Meanwhile, we're humiliated by lesser teams on a weekly basis. We look completely clueless in every single aspect of the game. With one of the biggest budgets in the world of football.
This cannot be excused. It doens't mean that EtH is a poor manager. But it should be obvious for everyone that he's definitely not good enough.
The starting XI contains seven players he signed in the last two years, spending about £350 million, two super talented youngsters he brought through + the two full backs, where at least Dalot is a good player. Should expect better than what is being served up.
Why don't you wake up and realise he's regressed the team?
He has one year left, we can stay quite for one year. If he wants to go, let someone pay for his contract
I dont know why we insist on playing our Full backs as inside extra midfielders / what ever you might call it. Specially when we have Casemiro and Evans as. your starting CBs. It hasnt worked all season, it wont work now.
He's part of the problem but for feck sake, please get rid of this absolutely cowards of so-called footballers. I mean fecking run about 20 of them out the door.
They are an embarrassment, a league two team would show more fight and commitment
They are an embarrassment, a league two team would show more fight and commitment
Chelsea have had no where near our injuries. Newcastle have had most of their injuries back for a while now and they started to perform when they did return.
Sir Jim should stop worrying about the desk of IT workers and wake the feck up. He needs to go ASAP and we need to act on a new coach immediately.
Open heart surgery volume two incoming.
Come off it, mate. Tired of excuses for this fraud. We've looked shit from the summer friendlies, Wolves hammered us with all our squad fit, Brighton hammered us with all their backline out injured. He is lucky he has injuries as an excuse because he really isnt good enough and would have been sacked already otherwise
Indeed. And it’s a tactic that every manager we’ve come up against has worked out.