Pogue Mahone
Swiftie Fan Club President
I realised this some time ago. Which is a shame really because it's obvious he knows his onions.
I'm only 2 minutes into the argument and to be blatantly honest I am actually already a bit frustrated.
Arguments really do become pointless with Ekeke.
I'll use insults as a last resort, although I'm already slowly moving towards having to do just that.
The thing is, he suffers from two fatal flaws, he has preconceptions about players which he clings onto relentlessly, irrespective of how the season unfolds and he is pathologically incapable of admitting that his views might not be correct, or allowing them to evolve over time. That and his excruciatingly annoying habit of diverting the topic of discussion in a new and completely irrelevant direction, the second he becomes aware he's fighting a losing battle*.
All of which means that discussing football with him is slightly less fun than trying to shave your own head, with a cheese-grater.
* A rather neat example being the way he's moved the topic onto a discussion about scoring in "big games" when we were actually debating the positions they take up on the pitch. Text-book Mcfeckwittism.