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Gambit

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M Diouf, M Diouf, running down the wing
M Diouf, M Diouf, running down the wing
Crap on the left, crap on the right,
Stick him in the middle and he'll score loads tonight!
 

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To answer the question of his long finger nail, he probably plays guitar.
 

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I'll eat my bollocks if this cnut makes it at united.
 

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We would have some serious pace in our attack if Obertan, Rooney, Diouf and Valencia play at the same time...teams would just park the bus from the first minute to the last.
 

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Fazer said:
We would have some serious pace in our attack if Obertan, Rooney, Diouf and Valencia play at the same time...teams would just park the bus from the first minute to the last.
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Is this Diouf cnut quick? he looked normal on youtube.
 

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IhabX7 said:
Is this Diouf cnut quick? he looked normal on youtube.
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You cant really get a feel for someones pace on youtube, i mean a lot of clips there show RvN out running every defender out there but in real life we all know he had a extra yard on them anyway
 

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So is it true, has he been seen at carrington yet?
 

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Forgotten bout this Lad.Scared he might be another Manucho.I suppose only time will tell
 

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I just read a norway news site that claimed he had his first training session yesterday, joined in at the end of it as he had to do a load of paperwork. Wondering if any one knows for sure.
 

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Chris H said:
Sold for a massive profit, you mean? Heaven forbid.
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does anyone know how much we signed him for and how much we got for him ?
i havent read or heard anything anywhere .

some report from a reserve game said we signed manucho for 3m .. highly unlikely .
know nothing about the transfer values other than that
 

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No, there were no figures for either transaction. But we were the only club interested in signing him from Angola, where his replacement cost £20,000. And Real Valladolid probably paid a couple hundred thousand for him at least, so percentage-wise, I'm assuming massive, massive profits.
 

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Weather looks shite.

Anything in there worth translating for us Southern softies?
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He trained yesterday with the players that weren´t involved against Besiktas.
He trained with the reserves because of the Pompey game.
He worked hard and already has starting demanding the ball.
He was the only one not in shorts, as they say is demanded by United, but since he is a senior he was allowed to.
They seem to think that the u-18s will play a cup game this weekend.
 

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Isn't he supposed to be 6'1? Doesn't look it in those pictures, more like 5'10.
 

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Thankyou Oskar, scored 2 on his debut hey( I know it wasn't his real debut). This guy isn't going to be another Manucho. So be prepared........ I can't believe i can finally say this, Diouf is here!!!
 

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Pathetic. We were promised four goals a game, and this twit can only manage two against the U-18s. I can say without hyperbole that this signing is fifty times worse than Liam Miller. This will all end in tears.
 

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Chris H said:
Pathetic. We were promised four goals a game, and this twit can only manage two against the U-18s. I can say without hyperbole that this signing is fifty times worse than Liam Miller. This will all end in tears.
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Heretic!
 

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Clique said:
2 in 30 minutes and in that vein he would have scored 6 in the match.
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A match is a match, regardless of length. You may tolerate failure but I don't and neither does Sir Alex.
 

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Clique said:
its such a bummer we have to wait till January to see the diouf in action. You read it right, he's THE DIOUF.
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Any particular reason why we have to wait till january? Surely if we had the work permits sorted we could play him today.
 
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