Manchester United 0:1 Crystal Palace

Shark · Sep 30, 2023

Hannibal, Garnacho and dare I say it Martial would have been the better options to start this game, and if ETH has any balls he'll get them on the pitch before the game is totally lost.

Solius · Sep 30, 2023

Mount has been our best player. Decision making from the rest of the team has been atrocious.

Fortitude · Sep 30, 2023

Well that first half is why a lot of posters were saying that this game, and not the last one, would be a measure of us and where we're at.

Mainoldo · Sep 30, 2023

Fans finally got over the Pelistri needs to start hype?

Can’t watch the game but I know he’s out in his usual nothing performance.

Redfrog · Sep 30, 2023

Rashford and Hojlund just can’t pass to each other.

Oldyella · Sep 30, 2023

Anustart89 said:
It's so trendy that we're even inverting the score from midweek

Jippy · Sep 30, 2023

RedUnited86 said:
Why on earth is the Ten Hag thread restricted during a match? Is this fecking China?

To stop angry posters ranting shite in it non-stop about every misplaced pass or tackle.

SirScholes · Sep 30, 2023

Pallestri is canny shit like
Just get him off already

Ayoba · Sep 30, 2023

I'm worried, so so worried. More than you know it.

Maureen-yo · Sep 30, 2023

People calling for Rashford to go off even though he’s been involved infinitely more than Pellestri in this game. Switch rash rod to the right and bring Garnacho on.

Mount (and possibly Dalot) the only one having a good game so far.

Anustart89 · Sep 30, 2023

Fortitude said:
Amrabat has been ridiculously clumsy. Just bundling into opponents instead of trying to tackle.

Looking new to the real PL.

The ref indicated that doing that wasn't a foul when he had that done to him which resulted in Casemiro getting booked. Agree that he should've learnt by the fourth time the ref blew up for him doing the same though.

Rightnr · Sep 30, 2023

Catt said:
Should have been one red. I'm positive that would be a red for United

For sure. Everything our players do is under a microscope but these guys play rugby and the VAR is out of order.

SuperiorXI · Sep 30, 2023

MonkeysMagic said:
Need ETH to be brave and haul off atleast 3 of the front 5 off, just been awful from both sides.

Would love it if he shown that level of ruthlessness but he won't.

Slevs · Sep 30, 2023

Rashford is such a big problem

Orton · Sep 30, 2023

Same crap patterns all half. Pass to the wing, long ball over the top. Same rubbish. What’s our plan? Do they realise there’s a game to win here? We need attackers who know what the purpose of the game actually is.

Drifter · Sep 30, 2023

Just when they draw you in , we get this

pjaya · Sep 30, 2023

NotoriousISSY said:
Hannibal and Garnacho showing up Bruno and Rashford. Have some balls Erik, do it.

Doubt it will happen
This is eth (nothing against him) he won’t change

Cantona in disguise · Sep 30, 2023

Ayew is a diving tit

Casemiro dwelling on the ball

Everyone else treating it like a hot potato at times.

Not great. The front 3 look like they have no link up play whatsoever. So frustrating to watch.

Superunknown · Sep 30, 2023

peridigm said:
That’t because it’s a re-run. We’re on the weekly version of Groundhog Day.

When you've seen one of our games this season, you've seen them all.

Catt · Sep 30, 2023

ayushreddevil9 said:
No panic is needed. Don't know what people were expecting

Expected this so no panic here

TrueRed79 · Sep 30, 2023

We are absolutely abysmal. No width. No midfielders than can run with the ball. Toothless wank of a first half that was. ETH needs to buck up his ideas because i have no idea what he is trying to do with that first half performance. Tragic FC.

Irrational. · Sep 30, 2023

Woodzy said:
Didn’t Ayew act the cnut in one of our games last year?

He does it in every game against us. Dickhead player.

Rightnr · Sep 30, 2023

Maureen-yo said:
People calling for Rashford to go off even though he’s been involved infinitely more than Pellestri in this game. Switch rash rod to the right and bring Garnacho on.

Mount (and possibly Dalot) the only one having a good game so far.

Best less shite than an invisible winger is not the measuring stick at this club

Roane · Sep 30, 2023

Night and day difference between the last game and today.

No energy no press, no interchanging.

Palace doing to us what we did to them in the cup

Jazz · Sep 30, 2023

It's not over yet obviously.

ETH needs to take Rash off. Probably Pellestri too.

We cannot afford to lose this fecking game.

mu4c_20le · Sep 30, 2023

Irrational. said:
Hojlund looks like (and is playing like) Scott McTominay up front.

Forgot he was playing. Thought it was Martial up there

jesperjaap · Sep 30, 2023

Banana Republic said:
No. He had a sensational 3 or 4 months.
The last couple of months of last season was almost as bad as this.

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Spot on he has been horrific for ages and average with great moments majority of his career here. We have had that problem with star players, I feel similarly about Fernandes who bar his initial spell, hasnt actually been much better than Pogba was here.

All three when we look back in years ahead will be realised as seriously over rated in the history of this club.

There are several better players in Rashford and Fernandes position in our league yet fans and pundits keep calling them world class

Maureen-yo · Sep 30, 2023

Solius said:
Mount has been our best player. Decision making from the rest of the team has been atrocious.

Yeah he’s been very industrious, his touch is class.

ayushreddevil9 · Sep 30, 2023

Houjlund doesn't look ready for this level whatsoever. He is as bad as the rest of the attackers.

garelo · Sep 30, 2023

Anustart89 said:
It's so trendy that we're even inverting the score from midweek

ja, against palace's 2nd string

André Dominguez · Sep 30, 2023

Really doubt ETH job will survive if we fail to win today.

Scottynaldinho · Sep 30, 2023

Blaming the players for this farce is like blaming your other half for your erectile dysfunction.

This is again on Ten Hag.

BarryWinks · Sep 30, 2023

Should go without saying that I don't enjoy watching us and can't see myself ever warming to Ten Hag's choice of signing in midfield. None of Mount, Amrabat (or even Højlund as a forward) look like they are able to get on the ball and drive with it, get us a few inches forward.

Players paid this much and none of them can dribble a couple of players to open that game up? What a fecking farce.

nazanto · Sep 30, 2023

I'm taking off Pellistri and put in Hannibal and move Mount to the right. Kid didn't do much this half. We're easy to defend even with all the ball possessions we've had. No one overlapping on left also hurt us. With Amrabat move to the centre when we got the ball it looks a congested at times with no one on the wide.
Not jinxing it though but Casemiro probably gonna lung another tackle and with slippery pitch its not gonna end well. Sigh. Shite half.

R'hllor · Sep 30, 2023

People really having a go at Pellistri, what you want from that kid, to carry bunch of overpaid cnuts seniors, he had few runs early but Dalot decided that he aint capable to make that pass. He wasnt better or worse than other 2 upfront, maybe they should go on loan too.

ForeverRed1 · Sep 30, 2023

SAFMUTD said:
Mount doesn't suit this team. Another game where he contributes to nothing.

Easily one of our better players this half.

MegadrivePerson · Sep 30, 2023

Fluctuation0161 said:
Amrabat wasted at LB. Needs to be central.

Would take off Casemiro before he gets sent off, replace him with Amrabat in the middle and Dalot at left back.

Telsim · Sep 30, 2023

Dross. Casemiro is having a mare, wouldn't be surprised if he gets sent off. I forgot Pellistri was on the pitch, though I recall seeing him get wrestled off the ball at one point. Only Mount and Dalot have been decent.

Second half FC?

redshaw · Sep 30, 2023

Get some of the midweek players on, not all but we need some energy and excitement. Our first team seem depressed and don't work well.

Fans as well are frustrated rather than encouraged.

Suv666 · Sep 30, 2023

FerociousCorgis said:
Feel like people are overreacting a bit. We've been in complete control for about 40 of the 48 minutes

its not control, its just useless possession, we have had the ball cause Palace has allowed us to. And we’ve done feck all with the possession half the time its cbs passing amongst themselves.

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