After leaving at 11pm on Friday, he's finally made it to Manchester! They like their 48 hours, don't they?
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Think this might happen.
Oh ffs LOL
Not all heroes wear capes.
We need some transfer-drones in the summer to truly track players
Do you think it'll happen today?
@VivaObertan steal a member of staffs ID, change the photo and snoop around until you find him.
Was thinking about this but regarding Ornstein. Wonder how many Utd-supporting new followers he's acquired in the last couple weeks.
This is new levels of Muppetry.
Shoe in for next year’s award as long as nobody gazzumps you over the summer.
I'm willing to pitch in a fiver.
Hold your ground @VivaObertan, you might get invited inside for unveiling. Stick with press corps!
I love the idea that the press send people to Carrington to catch him arriving, yet don't bother to cover both possible entrances to it.
Picture of Kermit..
They'll need to be autonomous as it's tricky flying them while spamming a thread
One day I hope to be as great a transfer muppet as @VivaObertan
Hahaha. I love this forum.
More proof that they're one of the thickest sections of society!
How long will a medical usually take?
They'll head him off at the pass.
Hour or two I'd say?
48 hours.
Upload hereeee.
We should all aspire to be like him.
Upload the pics!!!!
Ouch, that thread title! But a valiant effort nonetheless. More importantly, good training before the summer window @VivaObertan 
48hrs
Meeeeee! Sending now!
It’s not the medical I’m worried about. It’s the whole media part ( creating a video, twitter hashtag etc ) that’ll take forever
This might not be very convenient for him if he's on his phone. Probably much quicker to send the pic to someone via Whatsapp, who can then upload it onto here.
Post!
It does improve our chances of getting to 1000 pages
New levels of muppetry. Just when you thought you've seen it all. Brilliant work!
Good point
Think Sanchezter Day will be tomorrow, at this rate.
Plus the NYSE is closed today lol
Wait, how do I do that? Can’t fail the muppets is @VivaObertan entrusts me!
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