Alexis Sanchez | Done deal

[MrPooni]

So is this medical happening tonight? I needa bit of material for later

Nope, our medical team have the night off so it's probably happening tomorrow.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

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Good ol' Howard Nurse.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Pep or money? Pepo o plata, as Pablo Escobar once said.

Glad Ballbag will be crying salty tears and using them as lube.

Same thing.

 

[Hojoon]

The top reply under that tweet is fecking magical

Holy crap!

 

[Nate Dogg]

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[BarstoolProphet]

but but but Simon Stone from the BBC told us that "We’re talking about a £30m transfer fee - which is quite a lot for somebody who’s available for free in the summer"

Simon Stone just wished he was working for Daily Mail instead. Must be hard for him to not completely make up stuff every day because of who his employer is.

Now that we're talking about swap deals: Stone for Ornstein anyone? Gonna miss Orny after this saga.

 

[Reprobate01]

but but but Simon Stone from the BBC told us that "We’re talking about a £30m transfer fee - which is quite a lot for somebody who’s available for free in the summer"

Surely you could see by the size of his nose he's prone to telling a few pokies.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

lets make it a swap deal for Ronaldo, Ronaldo for De Gea who is in fact Darmian

no, no no no, and no!
Did I say no?

 

[Yagami]

This reminds me of Dragon Ball Z where Frieza was constantly saying Namek was going to blow up in 5 minutes over the course of 20 episodes.

 

[Raw]

We're actually swapping Mkhitaryan for Alexis Sanchez, and Sanchez is just a month older. Unbelievable really.

 

[Dante]

We get their best fighter, they get our worst spineless coward in return.

Manchester United and Arsenal in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.

It's like osmosis. An inevitable transfer across a porous barrier that restores the natural order.

 

[Crackers]

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Deal of the century

 

[Sly]

 

[BarstoolProphet]

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So Mkhitaryan paying our £180m Sanchez bill now?

 

[Nate Dogg]

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[NotoriousISSY]

We get their best fighter, they get our worst spineless coward in return.

Manchester United and Arsenal in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.

It's like osmosis. A natural transfer across a porous barrier that restores the natural order.

Bit OTT

 

[Jim Beam]

What is this he'll have a medical in the next 2 days shit ? Wasn't he driving to Manchester today ? How long can it take such a medical ?

And why is there no announcement on the club's website saying Sanchez deal is done pending a medical ?

Relax and enjoy, ffs. We manage to pull one heck of a deal.

 

[Compton22]

A straight fecking swap!!!

 

[Invictus]

This reminds me of Dragon Ball Z where Frieza was constantly saying Namek was going to blow up in 5 minutes over the course of 20 episodes.

 

[Crackers]

no, no no no, and no!
Did I say no?

I believe you made it quite clear.

 

[Pexbo]

Serious hat on - I reckon this “straight swap” equates to us balancing the deal by sorting out Mkhitaryan’s financial demands.

 

[SalfordRed18]

You've been waiting a while to post that image haven't you

 

[MrPooni]

Simon Stone just wished he was working for Daily Mail instead. Must be hard for him to not completely make up stuff every day because of who his employer is.

Now that we're talking about swap deals: Stone for Ornstein anyone? Gonna miss Orny after this saga.

Ozil is still there for the taking

 

[The red panther]

Relax and enjoy, ffs. We manage to pull one heck of a deal.

I'am relaxed, I'd just like to see it official, that is all

 

[Judas]

Mental deal really, and it'll still be spun by the media to make us look bad, which is quite impressive in a way.

 

[J-Stander]

We’re swapping Mkhi for Sánchez not arsed about contact length. That is scandalous.

 

[podurban2]

So Mkhitaryan paying our £180m Sanchez bill now?

 

[Sly]

You've been waiting a while to post that image haven't you

Next up, Sweepstake on the next Arsenal player to join United

 

[Ubik]

You can tell that Orny gets this stuff from Raiola as he's presenting it as a deal for Mkhitaryan with Sanchez the makeweight

Works for me though!

 

[Jim Beam]

I'am relaxed, I'd just like to see it official, that is all

Almost there.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Ozil is still there for the taking

Ooh forgot about that

Hopefully he doesn't sign a new contract now.

 

[Crackers]

You've been waiting a while to post that image haven't you

That or he's given them a revenue increase of 10% from the amount he's bought.

 

[Wilt]

I had a bad day today.. Had a huge argument with the missus, broke a desk in anger (anyone has an idea how to fix a hole in a wooden desk) and on top of that they give me another tag.

Ffs.

Could be worse, you might have been supporting Ars

 

[Sandikan]

We're actually swapping Mkhitaryan for Alexis Sanchez, and Sanchez is just a month older. Unbelievable really.

It's an absolute mad deal. Brilliant work.

 

[JSArsenal]

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Awful deal

 

[Ronaldo's Mum Eh?]

I thought swaps never happen in football?

What happened football einsteins?

 

[R'hllor]

Of all people I got it. Pep lovers catcher.

I would have your back and speak up but i am on thin ice here. Maybe ask them to merge those two tags into Fiorentina lover, guess thats less bad.

 

[K2K]

This reminds me of Dragon Ball Z where Frieza was constantly saying Namek was going to blow up in 5 minutes over the course of 20 episodes.

Great times.

 

[Dante]

Bit OTT

You're right. Wilshere is a fighter too.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

I believe you made it quite clear.

Thanks, Was worried for a second.