27, but completely broken.
What were all these mysterious injuries he suffered from, and from which he cannot recover?
What were all these mysterious injuries he suffered from, and from which he cannot recover?
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 19
- Goals
- 2
- Assists
- 1
- Yellow cards
- 0
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
A traffic cone upfront would be more effective.
He's done at the top level. No pace and avoids any physicality
It's over for him at this level. Done. Finished. Finito.
Off to the glue factory with ya
Last season Ronaldo was better. He’s laughably bad.
Antony Mannequin.
I'm sure he'll cry tonight on his bed of money. He gets £250,000 week (apparently) to play like that. What a fecking con. 
Feck me did he look bad, and I’ve seen some bad games from him.
Someone send Saudi scouts some 14/15 comps.
This post will represent the effort Martial put in today……
It’s sad, he’s afraid of the tackle these days and just avoids contact. 3 years ago he would cause havoc with opposition centre backs with his dribbling. Now he doesn’t even try. Injuries have ruined him.
Yes! Last time we saw him play for us in PL.
Night and day difference with Højlund on the pitch.
Yep. Ole strikes again.I'm sure he'll cry tonight on his bed of money. He gets £250,000 week (apparently) to play like that. What a fecking con.
He's embarrassing. Simple.
Fingers crossed, I don't want to ever see him wearing our shirt again. £50m down the drain.
Get Johnboy on the phone to Stevie G, 17 days left in the Saudi Market..
He just plays/moves like he's forced to be on the pitch, just offers nothing, even if he could hold the ball up that would be a start but he just ends up falling down looking for a foul or passing the ball backwards.
He just plays/moves like he's forced to be on the pitch, just offers nothing, even if he could hold the ball up that would be a start but he just ends up falling down looking for a foul or passing the ball backwards.
Can't fault him. His body is done. The guy looks like he's running on 1 leg.
About as dangerous as a kinder egg
wank
wank
You mean jogging. Walking, actually.
Remember when he had pace and his body wasn't a complete wreck? Sigh
Sure do.
Washed
This guy is finished
Joker
I want this man to leave. He offers nothing.
Goodbye Tony, take your injury prone blaséness elsewhere.
£250,000 a week. Absolute joke.
Goodbye Tony, take your injury prone blaséness elsewhere.
£250,000 a week. Absolute joke.
He reminds me of how the kids in school who didn't like sports acted when they had to play football in gym class/PE/whateveritscalled.
Total ghost. Surpassed even Donny Van De Beek's level of anonymity, incompetence. Completely done as a professional footballer at the age of 27.
He'll go to Saudi Arabia probably in January, next summer or even until the end of their current transfer window, but maybe even they don't want him.
I would love to never see him in a United shirt again.
He'll go to Saudi Arabia probably in January, next summer or even until the end of their current transfer window, but maybe even they don't want him.
I would love to never see him in a United shirt again.
Played like I man who couldn't wait to go home to watch Netflix's newest hit.
Joel Glazers fault when Mourinho tried getting rid of him 6 years ago he vetoed the transfer.
Never known a player to do nothing for years and still have so many chances at the top level.
How the feck is he still here?
How the feck is he still here?
I thought he was a bit better today, still played poorly. Still well off the pace and badly badly needs a goal or something to drop for him. He looks extremely low on confidence and effort. He’s not offering much but he’ll be backup to Rasmus after the international break. What else can we do? He’s making too much to be able to sell. We have to hope something lights a fire inside him again.
Just a miserable, miserable player.
63 goals in 6 years. Hes only scored fecking 88 for Utd since that debut against Liverpool in 2015 
You can see he’s lost any confidence in his body now. Won’t go into any contact situation basically, looks scared to sprint, just a real shame given that raw talent but feel he won’t play again if Rasmus is fit.
He was not that bad. Not great, but far from terrible.
Looked lively in the end when he recived the ball but Arsenal simply wasn’t defending aswell as they did in the first half. Yes Höjlund brought some intensity and did alright but don’t act like Arsenal wasn’t more open at that point.
Hope we will drop him off in January and kick him out of the club.
Banned in the US
Dogshit again today, Weghurst was better.