In my defence, if any thread deserved it, it's this 
Antonio Valencia is the laziest full back in the league
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I agree with the op, I think he would be much better if we used him as an post-orthodox inverted libero instead.
This might be the strangest thread this season. Toni V is a machine, he's the opposite of lazy. Close this thread, rubbish!
Errrr what?
I love this thread
José said before the Chelsea game that Valencia has a "small problem" and that "he can't play every game". So in addition to Tony V being our most hard-working player, he might be carrying an injury.
It's like caviar and posh cheese. An acquired taste.
Haha I want to see the numbers of each of our players meters / game average. I got a feeling Valencia is very close to the top..
Taye Taiwo is the answer for the problem
@Skills April 1st was 19 days ago.
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Skate or die!
A laughably misinformed opinion/stance. Delete this rubbish.
Idiotic OP. I mean, wtf...
DDG and most keepers for that matter are proper lazy, barely leave the area for 90 straight mins and nothing is said but you wanna have a go at Tony V? Ok mate.
Next is a thread on how Herrera is a sh***y midfielder and does not love the club.
Holy moly.. Couldn't this have been discussed in his thread? I've got plenty of bones to pick with Valencia but last night (and the first leg) was clearly tactical to counter the threat of Achempong. Every time Valencia was out of position Achempong was getting in behind like a knife through butter.
Lazy? Most definitely not. Worth visiting in the summer for an upgrade/organic replacement? Definitely.
Lazy? Most definitely not. Worth visiting in the summer for an upgrade/organic replacement? Definitely.
Oh dear
i thought he was really bad yesterday
This is the most wrong thing I've heard since the Mrs falsely accused me of finishing all the Tim Tam's.
Sell Tony V, Sack Mourinho.
Trolling thread.
Trolling thread.He loves holding up play when we are up against compact teams; I have seen that in other games against similar opp. this season. It helps our Wingers/AM's to escape markers and find space to run in behind their men or if that doesn't work out, he tries to run past them.
Tony doesn't cross that often though anymore, or does it from deep- mobility of players coming in the box plays a big role with that.
Tony doesn't cross that often though anymore, or does it from deep- mobility of players coming in the box plays a big role with that.
Convert Lingard into a WB!
Crikey, what happened here.
Genius wum when you think about it.
Put down the crack pipe....
You've got skills to write something as creative as that.
Lazy certainly isn't the best word to describe him.
The worst thing about ridiculous wind up threads like this, is that some journalists will one day quote the OP, and categorise us all in the same light 
Come on - just admit it!
Laughable. The guy is like the Road Runner, up and down the right side the entire game. He has been transformed from a fairly average winger into a top full-back. His speed and strength are missed any time he doesn't play, he must be one of the first names on Mourinho's teams sheet. Been one of United's best and most consistent performers this season.
Is this a serious post ?
Is this a serious post ?
Leave and never come back.
You can't be serious...
Thread of the month.
Thread of the month.
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Valencia told to stay back? Highly doubt that myself.
What? He covers the entire right wing on his own.
Please lock this thread!
Please lock this thread!
" Wenger out "
just a couple of times I remember him being 20/30 yards behind the play.....
found that strange for him
maybe alternating who attacked at points with Shaw