Dog shit again. Get rid in January.
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 48
- Goals
- 15
- Assists
- 13
- Yellow cards
- 12
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Maybe he's amazing in training already...
Was absolutely rubbish, the team will better the performances without him. Very good player in decisive moments of creativity but half near useless during the phases of play
Wasn't solid shite at all, it was still diarrhoea
He was not worse than in the last game. Sublime.
Time to drop him, Rashford and Casemiro for next few games.
Was he that bad? He seems to be lumped in with Rashford and Casemiro this season when he's been better than both. By no means he's been good but he's still worth a place imo
Ah that explains the team performances then. Captain sets the standards.
Fecking awful again.
ETH made a noose for his own neck making him captain.
ETH made a noose for his own neck making him captain.
I thought he played okay but he doesn’t really justify the need for a No.10 that doesn’t help control games with his current goal output.
So it's pretty clear we need to full on drop Bruno and bring Scotty back.
No brainer who the better number 10 would be.
No brainer who the better number 10 would be.
He was better in the 2nd half than the first. First half while on the right was horrible. Just stop putting him there.
I'm not convinced we can find a good balanced side currently with him though.
I'm not convinced we can find a good balanced side currently with him though.
Have to stop shoehorning him out wide. Had a crazy first 10 minutes in the second half, but once we had width out wide and he was central, started to be a lot more effective.
Worst player on the pitch again. Just an absolutely woeful performance.
I thought opposite. Didn't do much wrong in first and started second poorly before finishing strong.
Usual sort of performance. I’m sure his lofted punts are upping his chance creation stats, though
Not today, just the one key pass.
He wasn't lumping it forward anywhere near as he usually does, he was ineffective apart from set-pieces.
Agree on the on the whole paragraph but the bolded part is tricky. Because even when our results were good and the midfield performances were alright, there was often talk about having a disadvantage because playing with Bruno in a midfield three is more like playing with a midfield two and an additional attacker. Being outnumbered didn't really help the case.
I thought, today he was alright. I'll give him, that he seems to have more zip to his passes which at helps the tempo of our play - even if it doesn't really because everybody else is so slow and takes forever to make decisions and handle the ball.
That thing where he just ruins momentum by either taking shots or always looking for the forward pass when there are better options will never die
Only worth putting wide if we're playing a big team where we won't expect to have much possession and we need a more defensive middle line up.
But him out wide in these sort of games isn't right, and it just hasn't worked between him and Mount.
But him out wide in these sort of games isn't right, and it just hasn't worked between him and Mount.
The issue the manager has is the alternatives are either not playing any better themselves, or play in a different position.
So Bruno on the right would be instead of Antony or Mount.
Bruno in the middle would be instead of Mount or Eriksen/McTom
So you can understand Bruno starting. It's up to the other players to make the position their own to force him out of the team.
So Bruno on the right would be instead of Antony or Mount.
Bruno in the middle would be instead of Mount or Eriksen/McTom
So you can understand Bruno starting. It's up to the other players to make the position their own to force him out of the team.
how is he man of the match ???????????
Some of his passing today was simply atrocious... and I'm talking about basic forward passes here. Just so inconsistent with the ball at his feet.
Also his shooting has turned into shit. It's always either over the bar or a basic shot that keepers parry away with no issue.
Also his shooting has turned into shit. It's always either over the bar or a basic shot that keepers parry away with no issue.
He barely created any decent chances and that’s basically all he’s good at. It’s the same with Rashford, they’re both pretty useless if they aren’t scoring and assisting because the rest of their game isn’t actually very good.
His passing is gash.
Didn’t think he was that bad today, better first half, his passing is still terrible at times when we need something simple from him.
Useless today
EtH solved a problem by stripping Maguire off captaincy. He then created another one by giving it to Bruno. So we have another undroppable player who's stinking the place up week in week out.
How fecking bad must Sancho be in training if he can’t even get a chance over Bruno in such terrible form 
Love taking irresponsible shots at nowhere when you could play wide
Most creative player my arse
Most creative player my arse
He will probably get the key pass for his freekick at the end. But he wasted so many freekicks and corners that I was pulling my hair out. You have Mount and Eriksen on the pitch who are good set piece takers, let them take those. He is a big problem if he doesn't get substituted even after gash performances.
Now that he never scores from outside the box anymore, this sort of game against a team sitting deep is the worst possible scenario for him.
Wait, what?
Utter wank. People who think players like Rashford and Bruno are going to lead us back to the promised land are completely deluded.
He’s simply too sloppy and especially weak in tight spaces which is really problematic for a number 10. Where you want your number 10 to receive the ball on a tight space, skip away from his man and play a wide man into open space, Bruno is at best functional and at best poor in these situations. I don’t know how we are ever going to play fluid attacking football with him and Rashford as our supposedly iconic players.
I just wish we had a better squad to force these players to clean up their game.
I just wish we had a better squad to force these players to clean up their game.
The problem is that they are the faces of the club / team now. And while they’re very good players (Bruno more so than Rashford) they’re also tactically a burden on the collective due to their glaring weaknesses. Feels like we’re stuck in an no win situation.
He's generally dogshit on the right, it's such a monumentally dumb idea to play our most creative player out there because of the mess with Antony/Sancho. Play Mount or Garnacho out there and keep Bruno central where he's at his best.
Yep, this sums it up well. They're capable of match-winning moments more than most of our other players (though not so much recently, obviously), but their weaknesses are simultaneously holding us back.
Seriously?
Mctominay hides from the ball unless it's a goalscoring opportunity.I don’t know why people have to lie about this guy. In what planet was that solid? fecking hell