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Have you seen Football this decade because all defenders dive now.He's such a pussy. A central defender diving? feck me
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Have you seen Football this decade because all defenders dive now.He's such a pussy. A central defender diving? feck me
He shouldn't get dragged out of position so easily. Smalling has a problem with getting dragged out of position into stupid areas, he does it alot especially when his brain isn't switched on and teams probably plan on exploiting it.Pogba allowing a man 6 inches shorter than him to win the ball uncontested from the free kick was the main mistake for the goal. Smalling giving away a free kick 40 yards out is not ideal but we should be dealing with it.
How dare you insult dog shit like that.fecking dogshit
They defend as a team to grind out results. Any of our CBs would look good with all that protection. Their issue is on the other side of the pitch going forward.Agree on Burnley, i hope we are scouting them.
You'd say that to his face I bet, as manly as you are and allAnd he sounds like a girl.
Yeah, we need defenders who can play out from the back. Smalling obviously can't. Send him to Burnley, it's his level.They defend as a team to grind out results. Any of our CBs would look good with all that protection. Their issue is on the other side of the pitch going forward.
Offended for him are you?You'd say that to his face I bet, as manly as you are and all
Couldn't help yourself but chime in on a conversation you're not a part of ehOffended for him are you?
What's he going to do? Dive?You'd say that to his face I bet, as manly as you are and all
You gonna call him out for his shite today?Couldn't help yourself but chime in on a conversation you're not a part of eh
I already did.You gonna call him out for his shite today?
A page of over emotional postings just because we lost!
second away game in a row that he is bad. And for goal he dived, than allowed his player in the box to pass the ball. Before that he made a stupid foul for penalty. After that he had some really bad decisions( example in last minutes when he was near the ball and decided to stay back and allowed attacker to collect the ball).He wasn't at fault for the goal but the usual people wanting a scapegoat have theirs
He just might after you put the fear of God in him with your manly voiceWhat's he going to do? Dive?
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For the dive? Or the shit performance?I already did.
Someones had a bad weekend.He just might after you put the fear of God in him with your manly voice
These stats always look so shockingly low for 90mins of action don't they!He made 2 interceptions and 7 clearances with 1 blocked shot. Also 8 headers.
Jones made 2 interceptions, 2 clearances 1 blocked shot and 1 tackle & 2 headers.
Newcastle had the ball, so i'm a bit surprised the ref blew there. It was still about 40 yards out, so hardly prime free kick territory.
Look at the state of him.
He’s just not very good. Certainly not good enough to be playing for a team that has aspirations of winning league titles. Ridiculous he’s still here.
Look at the state of him.
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Kinda. But you'd be surprised how many times people rave about performances of CBs when they have so few tackles and interceptions. Jones made 2 headers because Smalling took charge on most of them and the clearances. So yeah it does look low but sometimes when your partner is making lots and taking charge its going to happen.These stats always look so shockingly low for 90mins of action don't they!
Jones made 2 headers? In a game of 90mins? Can't believe that.
Someone will have to post a replay @GifLord (?). Whilst he was under 'some' pressure, he fecked up by turning, had a loose touch (not 'good' footwork') then dived.
Basically it boils down to his lack of composure and ability on the ball. Not even his ardent supporters can spin that.
It's amazing to think he's 29 and we signed him at 20!Been saying he isn’t good enough for years. How he is still here is baffling.
2nd half was all us, we were creating opportunities and Newcastle were under severe pressure. Smalling dive presented them with an opportunity to release that pressure and ultimately it resulted into a goal. This place has a habit of scapegoating players but in Smalling's instance today it is absolutely justified.Newcastle had the ball, so i'm a bit surprised the ref blew there. It was still about 40 yards out, so hardly prime free kick territory.
Although it obviously suddenly became one!
Not at all. Currently on vocation and about to have some tequila shots. United losing is never good for the mood but that will soon changeSomeones had a bad weekend.
He's just so erratic it can't be a pleasure to play alongside him at the heart of the defense.We should've shipped him off instead of Tuanzebe. He's an accident waiting to happen every time he steps on the pitch.