Club Sale | It’s done!

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laughtersassassin

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I 100% believe someone Has told Rio it's done.

The question is just who is that unnamed source? Hopefully someone reliable like he said.
 

Rhyme Animal

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Nonchalantly scoring the winner...
"Let me humbly explain"

Then mentions in every sentence that he's a match-goer so therefore superior to 99% of United fans.

He even looks like an obnoxious wanker.
:lol:

He obviously posts on redcafe, so the real question is, who is he…?

Would the real JD Deitch please stand up? I repeat, would the real JD Deitch please stand up?

We’re gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never been to Old Trafford before
Sandwiches full of prawns - like Keano warned in the years before

It's the return of the -, oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just tweet what I think he did, did he?
And Sheikh Jassim said -, nothing you idiots
Sheikh Jassim's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)

T0p Red wankers love JD Deitch
Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim JD, I'm proud of him
Look at him, walkin' around, tweetin' his you-know-what
Offending you-know-who, yeah, and he's so cute too

Yeah, Old Trafford’s got a couple of screws up in the roof loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in Avram’s bedroom
Sometimes I wanna get on MUTV and just let loose, but I can't
But it's cool to tweet garbage with even less proof

My bum is on the seat, my bum is on the seat
And that means your opinion is inferior to me…
And that's the message that I deliver in silly tweets
Why do people fall asleep when they’re stuck listening to me…?

Of course, they're gonna know what localism is
By the time they hit Brexit,
They got the GB News Channel, don't they?

We ain't nothin' but match going fans
Well, some of you are non match going fans
Who live in other countries and foreign lands

But if we can play Weghorst up top and manage though
Then there's no reason that Sir Jim can’t takeover the planet bro
So if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
T0p Reds wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...


I'm Slim JD, yes, I'm the real JD
All you other Slim JDs, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim JD, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

Cuz I'm Slim JD, yes, I'm the real JD
All you other Slim JDs, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim JD, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
 

KiD MoYeS

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To be fair to Rio he did call the Ronaldo deal.

Jesus, that day Ronaldo was said to be going to City only to join United could probably be the best day we have had as United fans in the last decade. How sad is that?
 

mu4c_20le

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Hard to take seriously the idea that Rio has inside information on the takeover in the same video where he says he tries find out the latest updates by "waking up every morning and reading the newspapers"
:lol:

Pogue, destroyer of fun.
 

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If Rio had said he'd heard it was Ineos, everyone would be tripping over themselves saying how reliable he was, wouldn't say it if it wasn't true etc. Funny how confirmation bias works.

Don't forget he knew about Ronaldo coming back, completely different of course but it's naive to think he still hasn't got contacts at the club.
 

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To be fair to Rio he did call the Ronaldo deal.

Jesus, that day Ronaldo was said to be going to City only to join United could probably the best day we have had as United fans in the last decade. How sad is that?
It's behind every trophy we have won in that period and the day Moyes was sacked as a start. Plenty of us weren't that arsed about his return.
 

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If Rio had said he'd heard it was Ineos, everyone would be tripping over themselves saying how reliable he was, wouldn't say it if it wasn't true etc. Funny how confirmation bias works.

Don't forget he knew about Ronaldo coming back, completely different of course but it's naive to think he still hasn't got contacts at the club.
Have you even read a single page of this thread? There are only 2 rules.

1. Positive Qatar news... Gospel.
2. Nick Speed is a bell.
 

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share price heading back to $25 before market opens...clearly something is brewing.
Mbappe - Kane - Rashford. Here we GO!
 

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If Rio had said he'd heard it was Ineos, everyone would be tripping over themselves saying how reliable he was, wouldn't say it if it wasn't true etc. Funny how confirmation bias works.

Don't forget he knew about Ronaldo coming back, completely different of course but it's naive to think he still hasn't got contacts at the club.
Well this isn't true, I don't want Qatar and I think Rio is probably telling the truth.
 

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:lol:

He obviously posts on redcafe, so the real question is, who is he…?

Would the real JD Deitch please stand up? I repeat, would the real JD Deitch please stand up?

We’re gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never been to Old Trafford before
Sandwiches full of prawns - like Keano warned in the years before

It's the return of the -, oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just tweet what I think he did, did he?
And Sheikh Jassim said -, nothing you idiots
Sheikh Jassim's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)

T0p Red wankers love JD Deitch
Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim JD, I'm proud of him
Look at him, walkin' around, tweetin' his you-know-what
Offending you-know-who, yeah, and he's so cute too

Yeah, Old Trafford’s got a couple of screws up in the roof loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in Avram’s bedroom
Sometimes I wanna get on MUTV and just let loose, but I can't
But it's cool to tweet garbage with even less proof

My bum is on the seat, my bum is on the seat
And that means your opinion is inferior to me…
And that's the message that I deliver in silly tweets
Why do people fall asleep when they’re stuck listening to me…?

Of course, they're gonna know what localism is
By the time they hit Brexit,
They got the GB News Channel, don't they?

We ain't nothin' but match going fans
Well, some of you are non match going fans
Who live in other countries and foreign lands

But if we can play Weghorst up top and manage though
Then there's no reason that Sir Jim can’t takeover the planet bro
So if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
T0p Reds wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...


I'm Slim JD, yes, I'm the real JD
All you other Slim JDs, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim JD, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up

Cuz I'm Slim JD, yes, I'm the real JD
All you other Slim JDs, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim JD, please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up
Brilliant
 

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I don’t know about you lot and to be frank I couldn’t give a shit either. This is the stuff I live for. This is the shit I log in to see. Some dopamine driven hopium. I couldn’t give a flying Arabian camel if it’s rumours and not reliable. A muppet will always be a muppet. Whoever feeds me the nonsense I wanna hear, I’m all behind it. :drool:
 

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[HIDDENFROMPOGUE]Pre-market share price up 4% to $24.16[/HIDDENFROMPOGUE]
 

JagUTD

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Rio knew about Ronaldo because they're mates. Has anyone seen Rio and Jassim at Nandos to confirm they are also mates and verify his news?
 

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Not saying I disagree with the notion, but how much of the club's revenue comes from gate receipts compared to say fans buying merch, paying for official club membership, TV deals etc? Could it be feasible that a fan who's never been to Old Trafford contribute more from a financial perspective by buying a feck ton of official merch, having an MUTV membership, having a club membership and indirectly contributing through a TV subscription?
Debateable. I think my cost of watching United in Canada comes out to about half the price of the cheapest season ticket.
 

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Rio knew about Ronaldo because they're mates. Has anyone seen Rio and Jassim at Nandos to confirm they are also mates and verify his news?
That’s under the assumption that not a single person at Utd has a clue about the takeover.
 

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The only sources who I actually believe and who will break it here would be Whitwell/Ornstein and Mike Keegan (on this). Everything else I'm half rolling my eyes on
 

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Debateable. I think my cost of watching United in Canada comes out to about half the price of the cheapest season ticket.
But you have to look at it as a collective. There will be a hell of a lot more than 75,000 people watching the match via official streams.
 

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I've posted this in other threads. The general sentiment from locals and match goers is Qatar. They'll all have their own reasons, but the fact they've declared no debt and gentrifying Stretford will likely be big contributors.

Even fan groups like 1958 have announced publically they're anti-Ratcliffe (despite using his face for the protests in September), but I don't know if they've gone as far as publically aligning with the Qatari bid.
Thanks bud. It aligns to what others have said earlier as well. My interpretation on wumm's posting was that it sounded like majority of matchgoers were overwhelmingly against Qatar because "the understand the club" etc etc. Oh well....good to know!
 

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:drool:
Interesting as Rio loves the club and he’s not into hyperbole normally, could be an educated guess but don’t underestimate his connections within old Trafford, could be Cath telling him she been told to order 50 KGs of Arabic Tea, two dozen shisha pipes and stock up on the halal chicken and lamb.
 
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