Gaming CM 01/02 Hands-Off League - Signups for season 2016-17 Open!

[maniak]

A quick update after a few more matches played:

Main Transfers

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@golden_blunder paid Boro 6M

@oneniltothearsenal paid Fulham 2.8M

@Ian Reus paid 1.8M to Port Vale

League 3

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A few stats, looking at the attendances, I realized @nimic doesn't have a stadium

Conference

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[nimic]

Highest attendance and lowest attendance, you'll never sing that.

 

[PSV]

Going exactly like my EU4 participation this, painfully average.

 

[golden_blunder]

Coming for that spot @Herman Toothrot

 

[sebsheep]

Highest attendance and lowest attendance, you'll never sing that.

Do we blame the away fans?

 

[The Cat]

Do we blame the away fans?

Luton army. Actually I hate Luton so feck that.

 

[Herman Toothrot]

Coming for that spot @Herman Toothrot

You seen how my boys massacred Nuneaton? We're flying.

 

[BenitoSTARR]

Too late to be put in?

 

[maniak]

Too late to be put in?

No, I'll add you in the next update.

 

[Cheimoon]

10 goals in 10 matches and then 12 in the next 6 - I guess my strikers really are catching up with their chance conversion!

 

[maniak]

10 goals in 10 matches and then 12 in the next 6 - I guess my strikers really are catching up with their chance conversion!

And Boksic has been injured the whole time, has only played 1 game so far.

 

[Maluco]

Why am I so shit and why am I not signing anyone?

 

[sebsheep]

Why am I so shit and why am I not signing anyone?

2nd question probably answers the 1st.

 

[RedTiger]

Still the lowest ranked Caftard. Stalybridge is shite and we need a complete gulf Arab squad makeover.

 

[Maluco]

2nd question probably answers the 1st.

What answers the second then?

 

[Ian Reus]

What answers the second then?

Leech owner(s).

 

[maniak]

What answers the second then?

Google tells me this is who you need to blame. Terry Dolan, not the lion.

 

[Cheimoon]

And Boksic has been injured the whole time, has only played 1 game so far.

Just his presence in the dressing room works wonders though, and his dedication rubs off on everyone.

Assuming he's not recovering solo in California, that is.

 

[Herman Toothrot]

Noel Whelan to @golden_blunder feels like a transfer UEFA need to be taking a look at. That team cannot be bankrolled by anything other than a sinister regime you'd have to pull off ridiculous mental gymnastics to defend

 

[BenitoSTARR]

No, I'll add you in the next update.

Cheers!

 

[Peter van der Gea]

Add me please

 

[Withnail]

Noel Whelan to @golden_blunder feels like a transfer UEFA need to be taking a look at. That team cannot be bankrolled by anything other than a sinister regime you'd have to pull off ridiculous mental gymnastics to defend

Meanwhile my team are seemingly sitting on 500m for what? Heads need to roll at board level.

 

[SilentWitness]

Distinctly below average!

 

[Withnail]

Distinctly below average!

6 places above me mate!

 

[golden_blunder]

Noel Whelan to @golden_blunder feels like a transfer UEFA need to be taking a look at. That team cannot be bankrolled by anything other than a sinister regime you'd have to pull off ridiculous mental gymnastics to defend

Shhhhhhh!

 

[maniak]

November 19, 2001

@sebsheep is making interesting moves and they brought the first big name manager to League 3, none other than...

Main transfers

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@sebsheep new manager didn't waste much time and paid Coventry 10M for Magnus Hedman, the best keeper in the league right now.

@oneniltothearsenal is not happy with the relegation battle in the Conference League and has been splashing money all around...

The big highlight is Ibrahim Said, who normally becomes one of the top players in the game.

@Dr. Dwayne paid Blackburn 2M to bring Lucas Neill

and @RedTiger paid 1.7M to Ipswich for Richard Naylor

League 3

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@OptimisedRed beat @Cheimoon away and stopped them from getting a 6 point lead over the @The Boy

@pacifictheme is on a 10 match unbeaten run and holding onto that playoff spot.
@Maluco hasn't won in 13 matches

Conference

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@golden_blunder with a show of strength beating the (at the time) league leader in their own home @Herman Toothrot. @Peter van der Gea won the last 3 matches and took the lead.

@golden_blunder is on a 9 match unbeaten run.
@Peter van der Gea has bought 14 players so far, the most of all redcafe teams.

In the relegation battle @oneniltothearsenal @17 Van der Gouw and @RedTiger are all in terrible form but still above the last 3.

FA Cup

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Almost all of you are still in the cup after the First Round, so just a little highlight for @Maluco who can't win a match in the league to save their lives, but managed to knock out @Siorac

League Cup

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@Vidyoyo @Hephaestus and @The Cat are the last survivors of League 3 in the League Cup and you're all facing PL teams.

This is how you got here:

If you want any info let me know.

 

[pacifictheme]

Ten matches unbeaten and only seventh. Jose's united all over again.

 

[Cheimoon]

Can't believe my team does well, I totally expected to start poorly, then to drop off, then again to drop off. It could still happen though!

 

[Maluco]

No signings and 5 points adrift. I feel inadequate.

 

[VivaObertan]

If it's not too late, in please!

 

[Hephaestus]

Back into the top half of the table and still in both cups. Not bad. Hopefully can beat Leeds in the next round.

 

[sebsheep]

Nice to see we're not accepting mediocrity!

 

[maniak]

If it's not too late, in please!

I'll add you in the next update.

 

[The Boy]

That Johnathan Milner is doing well, thanks @Solius . By all accounts he was a free transfer from you.

Is it possible to see his season stats please @maniak ?

 

[Peter van der Gea]

Add me please

I'll add you in the next update.

Pleeease

 

[youngrell]

Pleeease

Aren’t you top of the Conference?

 

[Peter van der Gea]

Aren’t you top of the Conference?

Oh, I didn't realise! Result!

Who did I take over?

 

[youngrell]

Oh, I didn't realise! Result!

Who did I take over?

No idea, mate. But you’ve been busy in the transfer market too!

 

[Igor Drefljak]

I'm going along nicely. The nightmare is, this division only has one promotion, so could be stuck forever, even having better sides than Div 2

 

[golden_blunder]

Take that @Herman Toothrot!