Can somebody explain in layman’s terms what the furore is?
Team A vs Team B. 2-1 in the 95th minute to team A, ball goes into their box and gets cleared off a knee.
Manager of B phones the ref and tells him that for the sake of entertainment he should give a penalty shootout, sudden death winner takes all.
The ref decides the rules of the game have changed and kneeball is a thing, gives the penalty shootout.
Striker of the team A has to play in slippers, B in fresh football boots.
Team B score and win. Sky commentators struggle to get excited about it all as even they can't hype this level of farce.
New depths are found in some caf posters lack of integrity.
Hobbers doesn't know what to do with himself, yet admiringly keeps trying.
The Dutch finally achieve their quest of becoming equal to the Brits in arrogance and delusion.
The thread gets abandoned by all but the three people who actually like this sports entertainment.