Samid
He's no Bilal Ilyas Jhandir
You'll never be a future superstar if you don't step it up. I may only be worth 2.2m but I've been man of the match 10 times in 29 games trying to cover for lazy players. I am the unsung hero, the Fletcher to your Falcao. You're worth as much as Andy Carroll's man bun. I'm only helping you, you can go on to greater things, like being worth as much as one of his legs.
I don't want lectures from a mid-table fodder in the Spanish second tier. For all your so called MOTM awards you finished the season behind the likes of AD Alcorcon and Gymnastic de Tarragona, teams that nobody ever has even heard of. You're talking to someone who comfortably strolled to winning the league. You're talking to someone who scored 11 goals and 2 assists in 16 league starts!
Now I could have easily stayed at Levante, enjoyed the weather, travelled to cities like Madrid and Barcelona and continued playing in comfortable conditions. But no, I've actually got ambitions. I'm joining the wet and windy Stoke in July. I want to toughen up by playing in challenging conditions against hard defenders.
I have actually recommended you to the Stoke management as well. Our great country is over 300 years old yet our football traditions are nothing to write home about. I want the best for our country and players. You can gloat all you want about your MOTM awards for the 33rd placed team in Spain but that won't make you a better player. Leave your comfort zone and come to Stoke if you actually want to achieve something in your career.