Gaming FM: San Marino vs Gibraltar - Battle of the minnows | Gibraltar: World Champions!

Samid

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You'll never be a future superstar if you don't step it up. I may only be worth 2.2m but I've been man of the match 10 times in 29 games trying to cover for lazy players. I am the unsung hero, the Fletcher to your Falcao. You're worth as much as Andy Carroll's man bun. I'm only helping you, you can go on to greater things, like being worth as much as one of his legs.
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I don't want lectures from a mid-table fodder in the Spanish second tier. For all your so called MOTM awards you finished the season behind the likes of AD Alcorcon and Gymnastic de Tarragona, teams that nobody ever has even heard of. You're talking to someone who comfortably strolled to winning the league. You're talking to someone who scored 11 goals and 2 assists in 16 league starts!

Now I could have easily stayed at Levante, enjoyed the weather, travelled to cities like Madrid and Barcelona and continued playing in comfortable conditions. But no, I've actually got ambitions. I'm joining the wet and windy Stoke in July. I want to toughen up by playing in challenging conditions against hard defenders.

I have actually recommended you to the Stoke management as well. Our great country is over 300 years old yet our football traditions are nothing to write home about. I want the best for our country and players. You can gloat all you want about your MOTM awards for the 33rd placed team in Spain but that won't make you a better player. Leave your comfort zone and come to Stoke if you actually want to achieve something in your career.
 

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I don't want lectures from a mid-table fodder in the Spanish second tier. For all your so called MOTM awards you finished the season behind the likes of AD Alcorcon and Gymnastic de Tarragona, teams that nobody ever has even heard of. You're talking to someone who comfortably strolled to winning the league. You're talking to someone who scored 11 goals and 2 assists in 16 league starts!

Now I could have easily stayed at Levante, enjoyed the weather, travelled to cities like Madrid and Barcelona and continued playing in comfortable conditions. But no, I've actually got ambitions. I'm joining the wet and windy Stoke in July. I want to toughen up by playing in challenging conditions against hard defenders.

I have actually recommended you to the Stoke management as well. Our great country is over 300 years old yet our football traditions are nothing to write home about. I want the best for our country and players. You can gloat all you want about your MOTM awards for the 33rd placed team in Spain but that won't make you a better player. Leave your comfort zone and come to Stoke if you actually want to achieve something in your career.
Said absolutely no one. EVER
 

Zarlak

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I don't want lectures from a mid-table fodder in the Spanish second tier. For all your so called MOTM awards you finished the season behind the likes of AD Alcorcon and Gymnastic de Tarragona, teams that nobody ever has even heard of. You're talking to someone who comfortably strolled to winning the league. You're talking to someone who scored 11 goals and 2 assists in 16 league starts!

Now I could have easily stayed at Levante, enjoyed the weather, travelled to cities like Madrid and Barcelona and continued playing in comfortable conditions. But no, I've actually got ambitions. I'm joining the wet and windy Stoke in July. I want to toughen up by playing in challenging conditions against hard defenders.

I have actually recommended you to the Stoke management as well. Our great country is over 300 years old yet our football traditions are nothing to write home about. I want the best for our country and players. You can gloat all you want about your MOTM awards for the 33rd placed team in Spain but that won't make you a better player. Leave your comfort zone and come to Stoke if you actually want to achieve something in your career.
Bebe could score 11 goals in 16 starts in that league. I'm definitely leaving for pastures new I can assure you of that! I'm going to take the world by storm and carry on putting in my 7.9 rating shifts for my country. 7.3 of that rating is just me trying to cover for Damien when he's hugging the fecking technical area. Hopefully the rest of you do the same and we can win the world cup.
 

Samid

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Bebe could score 11 goals in 16 starts in that league. I'm definitely leaving for pastures new I can assure you of that! I'm going to take the world by storm and carry on putting in my 7.9 rating shifts for my country. 7.3 of that rating is just me trying to cover for Damien when he's hugging the fecking technical area. Hopefully the rest of you do the same and we can win the world cup.
Fair point.
 

JTW95

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2 goals in 3 games for San Marino. Finger Blaster must have had a decent start to his international career.
 

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Forgot all about this as I didn't get a notification but it seems the P-Nut is trying to carry Gibraltars midfield and has earned himself a nice cushy number at Monaco (tax haven ;))

@Igor Drefljak wouldn't mind knowing who the captains of each country are?
 

harms

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??? You better not have inside information that you're captain! :mad:
There is a distinct possibility of me not being capped yet :lol:
And my leadership skills aren't any good, doubt there's any chance for me here
 
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harms

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Well, at least I was usually amazing in my only NT game. Looks like Damien's acrobatics cost us that game

Back to Gibraltar, 3-2-5 seems like a nice form for a side like ours, we just need to up our game in the official matches
 

JTW95

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Wahey Serie B player of the year and Serie B midfielder of the year.

My reward is I get to join Bournemouth.
 

JTW95

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Gibraltar bottom of their qualifying group. All these talented youngsters have made no difference whatsoever. :lol:

Then again they do have a goalkeeper who attempts bicycle kicks and hugs the touchline.
 

harms

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La Liga 123 is segunda, right? At least Warren lead that pointless team to a promotion then :drool: La Liga here he comes.

edit: lost the first place on a goal difference!
 

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3rd place in Serie B Defender of the year. One goal and 5 assists, and 6 MOM performances. :drool:
Wanted by Arsenal, ManUtd, Bayern, Roma, Milan. Legend in the making.
In our last international game, only me and RioVidic had a good rating. I think we are carrying SanMarino as defenders. Step up your game lads.
 

iammemphis

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Captain at 17 years old of the San Marino team.
Made 5 appearances in goal in the premier league for Arsenal at just 17! :drool:
 

Varun

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Most expensive player :drool:

Going to tear the prem a new one this season. Watch out!
 

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My guy is gonna be a late bloomer. Scored on my San Marino debut against Azerbaijan though so there's that.
 

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Do you know who watford aren't better than, every other team that wanted to sign you.

114>143
 
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