It's xavi trying to pull a fast one
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 56
- Goals
- 6
- Assists
- 6
- Yellow cards
- 10
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Perfectly describes Fred’s times with us so far.
Possibly, but I’m getting more ‘mum’ vibes.
Man Utd 2:1 Barcelona
What a fecking player
What an absolute mad man. In the best possible sense.
He has to stop starting at such a low level and only turning up in the second half
I'd love to know what goes in his half time oranges.
What a beast. I said it before, this guy has been a successful signing and 50m well spent. Even if not a permanent starter, he's a fantastic squad option.
just like the 1st leg not the best 1st half, but 2nd half fecking outstanding
Horrible 1st half, monster 2nd half
Don’t think I’ll ever understand him but he was absolutely everywhere in that second half.
Well played sir.
Well played sir.
But he’s not a top 10 starting quality midfielder. McT is better 
Absolutely idiotic takes on here from the resident geniuses.
Absolutely idiotic takes on here from the resident geniuses.
We really need to get rid of Fred, just not up to the level Utd need, someone who can massively impact big European ties against top clubs.
We should replace him with Frenkie, who is is nice and calm and doesn't make annoying errors (or do anything really positive) but we will have to take him out of Fred's pocket first.
Put some respect on his name you fools.
We should replace him with Frenkie, who is is nice and calm and doesn't make annoying errors (or do anything really positive) but we will have to take him out of Fred's pocket first.
Put some respect on his name you fools.
Should we only play him in 2nd half's?
Meh first half brilliant in the 2nd again.
Meh first half brilliant in the 2nd again.
What a bizarre footballer this guy is
I have to admit I am really enjoying having Fred as a United player. It's certainly not boring!
He’s as bipolar as I am.
Fred has 3 lungs and 1 massive set of balls. Brilliant second half performance. A warrior.
MOTM you feckers MOTM!!
Man of the match. Magnifico
MoTM.
Absolutely fecking brilliant
He actually has an identical twin brother named Derf that comes on, just don't tell anyone.
I'll never get my head around this guy. He can be shocking and then looks like one of the best on the world
He always plays well in big games, not surprising. Do people even remember him vs PSG?
MOTM easily. So so so good.
Cult Hero
Made the Fred out crowd look stupid yet again
2 MOTM performances against Barcelona, who saw that coming
Fred will tear you apart!
What a gutsy fecker. He's never, ever phased having played poorly or made a mistake. Will keep going over and over again
The most Fred performance you'll ever witness.
He’s been by far our best midfielder for years until Casemiro came along
How does he do it. Car crash performance in the first half, world class in the second
What a game!
that second half was a true 10/10 my word
Amazing performance. Amazing
Thank you for this display, but we need someone more consistent in his role.
Old Traffred
Another big game. Another great performance. My Pastor.
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