JakeC
Last Man Standing 2 champion 2020/21
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Has Jose ever signed a shorter player?
SanchezHas Jose ever signed a shorter player?
Sorry, the likes of SWP I forgot about.Has Jose ever signed a shorter player?
Fred is slightly smaller than him.Sanchez
So I'm picturing Fred the Red in this years United shirt, sat at the piano, playing a slow, sombre version of "I'm too Sexy for my Shirt".But a tiny one like in the pisstake videos.
Herrera with technique. Not Essien mould. And he is not the big a tackler, nor is he fast or strong...I have watched him a few times in Champions League, and he is a workhorse who can tackle and pass really well. Essien mould I would say.
Exactly, we share pretty much the same vision.So I'm picturing Fred the Red in this years United shirt, sat at the piano, playing a slow, sombre version of "I'm too Sexy for my Shirt".
Suddenly the rendition kicks into a higher gear, cuts to a montage of the mascot peeling off his shirt and throwing it into the crowd.
Music builds to a crescendo, scene cuts to Fred the Red emerging from the tunnel in next seasons top.
Music dies down, we think it's all over but then Fred the Red removes his big red head to reveal... Fred.
Boom! Kit reveal, player reveal combo. Minds blown!
Sanchez is still small though.Fred is slightly smaller than him.
He'd be quite box to box. Decent passer and tackler, very good on the ball.What is he? DM, CM, B2B, winger?
Yeah, they're both tiny.Sanchez is still small though.
Haha.Only bad thing in this transfer is that in 4 years he'll be 29 and on a downhill spiral.
Isnt in the bag until theres video of a philharmonic orchestra playing samba music whilst Fred ice sculpts a statue of Pele with a chainsaw.Now that Fred's in the bag, I think we'll only go for Sergej if Pogba wants to leave. Toby, Willian, Sandro + a RB to go
Yeah he should retire at 27 incase and take his badgesOnly bad thing in this transfer is that in 4 years he'll be 29 and on a downhill spiral.
Agreed, unfortunately at 29 they're already past it.Yeah he should retire at 27 incase and take his badges
R2D2What is he? DM, CM, B2B, winger?
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Fred looks like he can drive the team forward and a better burst when he does so. He also has quick feet and looks like he can easily bring himself out of tight positions or crowded areas.What his is role compared to Herrera?
Compare & contrast.
It's going to be so frustrating when they get this wrong.Exactly, we share pretty much the same vision.
I don’t even like Star Trek and found that funny
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I believe he also covered the most ground of any player in the group stages.Tweet
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I don’t even like Star Trek and found that funny
It’s Star Wars but close enough
I don’t even like Star Trek and found that funny
Can't wait to see how good he is camped outside our boxHis dribbles will stop once Jose tells him to stop it.