Because no man in the history of mankind has ever come out while having/had a girlfriend or wife.
(Not that I claim he's gay, nor would I care if he were)
Gareth Bale is...The most expensive player ever?!
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Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
(Not that I claim he's gay, nor would I care if he were)
Fair play lol
Thread title doesnt need a question mark surely.
It's to signify disbelief.
do you usually slide about in training?
And so it starts
Video herehttp://www.givemesport.com/379849-ronaldo-crunches-bale-then-is-nutmegged-up-by-his-new-rival not that bad
Ronaldo in being a cock shock.
Proper wound up after being nutmegged too.
Proper wound up after being nutmegged too.
What a twat man, sometimes he goes OTT
I wouldn't be surprised if I was told that half hour to that session Ronaldo nearly took Bale out on sever occasions, he looked as if he wanted to to be fair...Why is Bale wearing his match kit?
Full kit wanker.
I love that. Give it to him hard.
Phrasing.
In Bale's case - is it really beyond the realms of possibility that he actually wears the full kit around Madrid?
Going shopping, or to the cinema, or taking his gf out to a fancy restaurant... I wouldn't put it past him, the cock!
Yes, but look at her. If I married that, I would turn gay too.
To be fair, I think they nicked his training kit. There are pictures of Modric and Ronaldo giggling like schoolkids when Bale comes out on the field.
Shit Bale is the new record purchase of the entire world of football... This just hasnt sunk in yet..
Nice to see Gareth in an Emirates shirt.
I know you're just joking but... look at his clothes. You think that's a photo of a man who's going to turn gay?
Most expensive Right back of all time according to the latest.
Starting at full back this weekend.
Starting at full back this weekend.
Good on you Ronnie. I wonder what the portugese for damn dirty ape isRonaldos eyes on the ball in every stage. Chill out you clowns.
Right Wing I heard.
Can't remember where I read that Raees.
Is that Renata whatshername? I could never work out why Elton decided to do that as he never fooled anyone.
Would be hilarious if you were right but there's no way in hell they'd played the world's most expensive player in a position in which he has zero experience, left back maybe.. right no chance.
Could have been left back I read actually. Bear in mind that I'm an idiot.
Oscar Wilde was married.
Probably. Both Marcelo and Coentrao are injured.