That's because you haven't been infracted?
Get your league tables out for the lads
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
If you want to do any more bitching about the mods, or your deserved infraction points, start a thread about it in the Admin and see how many mods will agree with you.
Any further bitching about it and you might find yourself with more points.
Oh, right. I thought I'd be able to see the number of infraction points you've got.
I love moaning.
You do it so well Donadoo....but we love infracting more.
Great thread
Dumpstar, can you make another Anti-United thread within a week. This one seems to have worked. Cheers.
Why lets keep this one going.
Why has Dumpstar posted up the league table, when Liverpool are 4th?
Because they've won the "Above Manchester United For A Couple Of Weeks" Cup.
Nope, no joke.
I might get my cock out...on which is tattooed last season's league table
It's all silverware.
You two just made jason's day.
Decent comment from Jason.
Not worth a laughing emoticon mind.
I doubt someone with 50 posts would've got such a reaction.
I'll be here next week for more forum posting analysis.
Much appreciated Chris.
I hope I don't get infraction points for not posting a laughing smilie.
I would really like to help you but I will get ghosted/banned/infracted (again on all of these cases) if I:
1) talk about league positions in a football forum
2) talk about mods/infractions
3) breathe
So can't help you I'm afraid. You're just going to have to ask Tevez to start playing like a footballer if you want to keep winning games.
I'm pretty sure you have to breathe to be able to type
I've held all my fingers in a glass of water and none of them exhaled any air bubbles. So I think you might have different fingers to me.
I may just file that one away for a rainy day.
Americans like to make up cups
It's probably because they're all fat and like to shoot people
It's probably because they're all fat and like to shoot people
Come May, United will be second
...to none
Bar Chelsea
...and scousers like to steal cups.
Something Man Utd fans loved doing most of last season:
Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Chelsea 4 2 0 0 4 2 1 1 0 3 2 3 10
2 Man City 4 2 0 0 2 0 1 0 1 2 1 3 9
3 Wigan 4 2 0 0 4 0 0 1 1 2 3 3 7
4 Liverpool 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 0 0 4 1 3 7
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5 Arsenal 3 2 0 0 3 1 0 1 0 1 1 2 7
6 Everton 3 1 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 3 2 2 6
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7 Portsmouth 4 1 1 0 4 2 0 1 1 2 3 1 5
8 Newcastle 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 3 1 2 4
9 Blackburn 2 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 4
10 Aston Villa 3 1 0 1 3 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 4
11 Birmingham 4 0 1 1 2 3 1 0 1 4 4 -1 4
12 West Ham 3 0 1 1 1 3 1 0 0 1 0 -1 4
13 Reading 4 1 0 1 2 2 0 1 1 0 3 -3 4
14 Sunderland 4 1 0 1 1 2 0 1 1 2 5 -4 4
15 Tottenham 3 1 0 1 5 3 0 0 1 0 1 1 3
16 Middlesbrough 3 0 0 1 1 2 1 0 1 2 2 -1 3
17 Bolton 4 1 0 1 4 3 0 0 2 2 5 -2 3
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18 Fulham 4 1 0 1 3 3 0 0 2 2 4 -2 3
19 Man Utd 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 2 -1 2
20 Derby 4 0 1 1 3 4 0 0 2 0 5 -6 1
That table is no way correct! Hope it helps!
Dumpy is as funny as ever .. in a Davo sort of way, which is the opposite of funny in fairness.
Victims.
Scouse posters when we go above them in the league table.
Victims.
Scouse posters when we go above them in the league table.
^Thats pretty sick now that I've had a good look ... hope it happens to KFC first.
You know, they've not really been around much since we beat Spurs.
Don't think Dumpstar's been around at all.
Don't think Dumpstar's been around at all.
Can't say I've noticed to be honest ... it's strange that they seem to be a bit rattled already. It's august ffs?
How are you anyway modtard?