Crackers
greasy ginfers
Round 4 - Yellow Card
So Crackers was born in July 1991, out of wedlock. His mother had a boyfriend and one night he was made.
Once his dad found out he was gonna be a father he darted. Mum says it was amicable, but I highly doubt it. His mother then married the following December, to someone completely different, who became my adoptive father. Met the biological one once, but he was a coward and a fraud.
They subsequently got separated, and my mum remarried. So I basically have 3 dads - a biological one which I never see, an adoptive father who likes to ask silly questions and a stepfather who likes to fall asleep after too many brandies.
So Crackers was born in July 1991, out of wedlock. His mother had a boyfriend and one night he was made.
Once his dad found out he was gonna be a father he darted. Mum says it was amicable, but I highly doubt it. His mother then married the following December, to someone completely different, who became my adoptive father. Met the biological one once, but he was a coward and a fraud.
They subsequently got separated, and my mum remarried. So I basically have 3 dads - a biological one which I never see, an adoptive father who likes to ask silly questions and a stepfather who likes to fall asleep after too many brandies.