Vato
Watches other men wank.Supports Real.Coincidence?
Thats not creepy at all.
Thats not creepy at all.
Round 4 - Yellow Card
So Crackers was born in July 1991, out of wedlock. His mother had a boyfriend and one night he was made.
Once his dad found out he was gonna be a father he darted. His mother then married the following December, to someone completely different, who became my adoptive father.
They subsequently got seperated, and my mum remarried. So I basically have 3 dads - a biological one which I never see, an adoptive father who likes to ask silly questions and a stepfather who likes to fall asleep after too many brandies.
I think I remember signing up for this one night when I was drunk but never checked back in.
I'm fecked aren't I?
Yes you did, post 117,
You lost 2k, won 1k, 3rd draw you need to write a letter and 4, you lost 1k
I don't think that matters mateSurely you need to be part of this game to suffer consequences? I am not part of this game.
Right so I need to write a letter to RiPs boss now and then see what challenge I get for this round next?
Or am I too late for round 3?
The below posters have seen fit to ignore the rules. Now wait and watch....
@Cliche Guevara - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Gentleman Jim - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@verminater - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Sied - 12 - 1 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@diarm - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@Ish - 3 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@Jim Beam - 7 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@schwalbe - 3 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
The below posters have seen fit to ignore the rules. Now wait and watch....
@Cliche Guevara - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Gentleman Jim - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@verminater - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Sied - 12 - 1 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@diarm - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@Ish - 3 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@Jim Beam - 7 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@schwalbe - 3 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
The below posters have seen fit to ignore the rules. Now wait and watch....
@Cliche Guevara - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Gentleman Jim - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@verminater - 7 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Sied - 12 - 1 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@diarm - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@Ish - 3 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@Jim Beam - 7 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
@schwalbe - 3 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Round 4 Task
FCBarca
I imagine him to be bald (by choice) with a rotating choice of facial hair depending on if Pep shaved this morning or not.
He randomly substitues Spanish words into everyday speak with no context at all. Has visited HMV within the last 18 months to purchase Oasis entire back catalogue and has convinced himself he would look good in a parka.
Has recently advertised his German translation dictionary and poorly fitting laderhosen in a local buy and sell but hasn't had a buyer at time of posting.
Will their fate be swift like the swinging of the sword of justice? Or will you make them sweat, picking them off one by one?
Should I write a letter, do the task 4, or just wait for the wrath of Gods?
Longest 15 mins ever...
See if Niall or a mod can see which forum each of them posts in most and ban them for a few days from it.I'm not sure. I was thinking of renaming them all to
Douchebag1
Douchebag2
and so forth.
Any suggestions?
Do Task 3 as you're supposed to. Or else....
Round 4 Task
FCBarca
I imagine him to be bald (by choice) with a rotating choice of facial hair depending on if Pep shaved this morning or not.
He randomly substitues Spanish words into everyday speak with no context at all. Has visited HMV within the last 18 months to purchase Oasis entire back catalogue and has convinced himself he would look good in a parka.
Has recently advertised his German translation dictionary and poorly fitting laderhosen in a local buy and sell but hasn't had a buyer at time of posting.
If you've got 6k, you can buy this spot, and everyone who lands on it from then on has to pay you a certain amount, I think.@Edgar Allan Pillow wth does "Vacant ($6,000)" mean??
Thanks, that sounds right. Haven't played the real Monopoly for decades.If you've got 6k, you can buy this spot, and everyone who lands on it from then on has to pay you a certain amount, I think.
Rooney
Paris
20 décembre 2017
Re: Mme Kenwright
Handbags Department
Galeries Lafayette, Paris
Dear Mme Kenwright,
Greetings from le deuxième étage! You may recall our recent rendezvous at Maison du Wings on the Champs Elysees? I was entertaining a dear friend; the esteemed Mme Cina and I confess, was rather not myself as the exertion of the weekend in question had begun to take its toll. Even still, the magical moment of our meeting was one I shall forever cherish.
Since that wonderful November evening, I have found myself quite unable to keep from wondering when our paths might cross again. Alas, you can imagine my dismay to discover this week that you are the direct supérieur of my own patron; Mr. Sam.
After consulted with some dear friends at a local café, I have considered a range of options; from defecating in the display merchandise to leaving croissants et jus d'orange on the step outside your office door one morning. Fearing these gestures would be neither grand nor romantic enough to woo your attention, I have instead resolved to write you this letter and beg you might consider a more intimate rendezvous at a date and time of your choosing?
While I can well understand your trepidation at the idea of an office romance, and understand the mal vu in which our colleagues might see such an affair, I can assure you my intentions are pure. I should be quire content to conduct our illicit evening in the private of my luxurious studio bedroom where it is unlikely we shall be disturbed by anyone who might know us. Especially if you could make it on a Tuesday or Thursday evening when my mother is out to bridge.
You can rest assured that such an evening would leave you stimulated and satisfied to full effect. Although I am yet to lose my own virtue, I have spent many years studying the literary works of romantic giants such as Plechazunga, Bazalini and AkaAkuma and have spent endless hours practising on my fulham bear at home. I have commenced a program of rigorous personal training in preparation for what shall undoubtedly be a night of pure passion, copulation and attacking of space.
I await your response with bated breath.
À toi, pour toujours,
Rooney
@Edgar Allan Pillow wth does "Vacant ($6,000)" mean??
It’s in the OP guys.If you've got 6k, you can buy this spot, and everyone who lands on it from then on has to pay you a certain amount, I think.
You can rest assured that such an evening would leave you stimulated and satisfied to full effect. Although I am yet to lose my own virtue, I have spent many years studying the literary works of romantic giants such as Plechazunga, Bazalini and AkaAkuma and have spent endless hours practising on my fulham bear at home. I have commenced a program of rigorous personal training in preparation for what shall undoubtedly be a night of pure passion, copulation and attacking of space.
I think those last two should be disallowed for being late
I've had a look but I don't see a time limit specified anywhere?
You've met him haven't you?Round 4 Task
FCBarca
I imagine him to be bald (by choice) with a rotating choice of facial hair depending on if Pep shaved this morning or not.
He randomly substitues Spanish words into everyday speak with no context at all. Has visited HMV within the last 18 months to purchase Oasis entire back catalogue and has convinced himself he would look good in a parka.
Has recently advertised his German translation dictionary and poorly fitting laderhosen in a local buy and sell but hasn't had a buyer at time of posting.
Oh dear, I didn't realise I had to do the task, I was patiently waiting for a random poster to decide my fate.
My cock-up, I shall take the punishment like Cina's mum, on the chin (and face in general).
We're in the United forum just fyi.