"Same again today pumping his fists like a madman at the end. You'd think they'd won a trophy"
Jose also turned up to his first presser in a Stone Roses T-shirt..
I hear his favourite song's I Wanna Be Adored.
This is the Klopp thread though?
Jose still likes to put on a persona, and portray himself in a certain way (as most people do, in fact). it's just that he's too emotionally stunted to pull it off for any length of time.
I think you need to accept that this is a United Forum and you're a guest here.
Erm, we're all guests here, unless I'm mistaken and you own a share of the site.
If by totally different tools and markets you mean less money, a transfer committee on crack and less pull, then yes, you are correct.
They have the german market + a wide knowledge of it. Then they are playing CL football...
Aaaand I'm out.
We do have less money (as does every other club in the PL) and a shite transfer committee, and less pull (because of the money) than you, and yet, and yet, here you are, with the most expensive squad in the world, the bestest manager around, all that pull factor, sitting outside the CL places, behind all those poorer clubs, including us, and playing some truly poor, Pulis-type football for the most part. 'Jose's got us playing the way United should'...really?
They lap it up like little puppy dogs don't they.Did anyone notice the chest and badge pounding with the screams vs Everton?
He sure knows how to play up to the scouse, I'll give him that much. He'll soon reach the levels of worship that Pope Rafa of the Benitez had.
I follow Klopp since he was a player at Mainz, he's everything but a fake.
You're on a Manchester Utd supporter's forum. Don't expect us all to be praising the toothy tw*t.
He's just a total bellend then naturally?
well...then yes
Im pointing out that theres better things to insult. And no thanks,much prefer the best football forum on the internet bar none. Rawk is a looney bin.
Jose would win that poll.
You all care.
Easily
Why would you think we would prefer Klopp?
Well... if it's on a United forum. Jose would win.
Exactly. He isn't an elite level manager.
No
imagine the position you would be in with Klopp. Imagine being excited to watch matches with his style. It would be the greatest show on earth. No Rooney, the best players, craziness on and off the pitch.
We both know Jose isn't adverse to a bit of chest and badge-thumping (or wearing famous Manc band the Stone Roses t-shirts to Man United press conferences) in order to get the fans onside, although he probably means it in a way that Klopp the big fraud doesn't. TheReligion would know, what with his insight into the personalities of people he's never met and all.Did anyone notice the chest and badge pounding with the screams vs Everton?
He sure knows how to play up to the scouse, I'll give him that much. He'll soon reach the levels of worship that Pope Rafa of the Benitez had.
Yeah, an FA Cup and a League Cup (formerly known as the Mickey Mouse Cup by Utd fans) in four years. Good to see all that money and pull is paying off. If you repeat that level of success in the next four years I'll be as happy as you are, believe me.
Ha! Before they ended up where they are now, I think we both know how that would've went. Now though, with Jose's Invincibles running away with the title, and all that scintillating football (and Klopp finally being rumbled as a big old attention-seeker) I think they might just give it to the Portugese ray of sunshine.
Because there's possibly something a little off about Jose these days. That's not even a WUM, he seems to have lost something.
Heard it all now! Considering Jose's managed some of the most monied and established clubs in the world, it's amazing how often he plays up the 'us against the FA/refs/media/ballboys/anyone' line to get his squad believing they're hard done by and suffering some enormous injustice. It's a testament to how massively thick most footballers are that they fall for his bollocks. At least for a season or two anyway.
Yeah, but Jose wears Stone Roses shirts and runs down the tunnel when he's punching the air after beating some relegation-threatened side instead of staying on the sidelines to shake hands with the opposition manager, like that fake Klopp with his smile and his hair. Urgh. These are the important things now. Get with the program.
