Jermaine Jenas in line to replace Gary Lineker - Ian Wright leaving MOTD

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Nottingham lad, but as we say, he is full of shit

Had me screaming at the screen with all the crap he was coming out with, went beserk when he brushed off Mane studs up tackle as "nothing"

Fecking decrepid idiot
 

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Trent. Trent. Trent.


Trent.
Ha ha, was just about to mention this. Even allowing for the surname Alexander-Arnold being a bit of a mouthful, he might have at least used it on the odd occasion.
 

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Hate him commentating on our games.

He was gutted Liverpool didn't build on their good spell.
 

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If I said Jenas had the personality of a plank of wood, the plank of wood is probably gonna feel offended. He doesn’t really have any charisma, which is probably why the BBC might want him to head things up, they don’t tend to employ ‘characters’.
 

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Nottingham lad, but as we say, he is full of shit

Had me screaming at the screen with all the crap he was coming out with, went beserk when he brushed off Mane studs up tackle as "nothing"

Fecking decrepid idiot
Yet seemed baffled at the free kick.
"The ref's seen something", as if it was an incredible mystery.
 

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If I said Jenas had the personality of a plank of wood, the plank of wood is probably gonna feel offended. He doesn’t really have any charisma, which is probably why the BBC might want him to head things up, they don’t tend to employ ‘characters’.
He's ideal BBC fare.
 

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He really doesn't like us, does he? :lol:
 

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Take away the fact that he hates us, he bloody awful.

Always seems so sure of himself and if he's wrong he doesn't change his take even on 2nd viewing. The man is a massive clown, we have to suffer his commentary the last 2 games.
 

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You could hear how gutted he was when literally anything went our way
 

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He is definitely an ABU...He was just as bad on BT Sport on Wednesday too
Did my head in. I know it wasn't given in that game, but we should have gotten a penalty, but Jenas, without seeing a replay was sure it wasn't. They should the replay, it's close, but he double downs. The man is a clown.
 

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Jenas has obviously forgotten Van Persie's impact on winning us the title when the Cantona/Bruno thing came up.
 

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They guy literally went from saying Firmino doesn't do it in the big moments to saying there isn't anyone who influencing the big moments more than Firmino in the space of 2 mins
This took the cake for me :lol: You can tell he can barely think straight when it comes to us...
 

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The river Trent runs through Nottingham doesn't it?
That it does

:D :D
Yet seemed baffled at the free kick.
"The ref's seen something", as if it was an incredible mystery.
Must be part of the job interview sheet they get at the BBC......

First Question: Do you hate Manchester United ? (You must answer yes, if you want a job at our organisation).

Hahahahaha
 

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He’s an idiot. Who actually likes him? Why is he being foisted on us on multiple channels?
 

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Wildly biased.

He was talking about how dominant Liverpool were - I'm not going to say we battered them but it really wasn't far off. We could have scored six today. And the way he brushed off the cavani free kick with that blatant knee going through him was baffling. The last ten minutes he was completely silent as well, as he must have known our win was 100% coming, we looked comfortable
 

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He’s an idiot. Who actually likes him? Why is he being foisted on us on multiple channels?
He's just boringly safe.

Contrast him with someone like Micah Richards who originally got tonnes of stick, but has an overflowing bag of personality, and even the most miserable bastards (Like our Roy) have a soft spot for him.
 

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He’s an idiot. Who actually likes him? Why is he being foisted on us on multiple channels?
He doesn't sound like your typical thick as pigshit footballer. Which is deceptive because he is in fact thick as pigshit
 

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I actually think he's a decent pundit. A bit ABU but he played when we were dominating and everyone hated us so I don't even really care.
 

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I've never warmed to Linekar and I don't rate Jenas as a presenter either.

I wish the BBC would appoint the best person for the role, rather than just a famous face. They're yet to replace Lynam, imo.
Lineker is great. Especially when he used to ask Alan Hansen how a team can open up the opposition's defence, when in reality, he is the best person to answer that question :lol: